Author Topic: kinky_elliex - South Quay DLR, E14 - SUMMER 2020  (Read 6022 times)


97 review(s) for kinky_elliex (76 positive, 11 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline PatMacGroin

AW Profile Name - kinky_elliex

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These are older Profiles which have also been attributed to Ellie. If she has used them at any point I think that the oldest two in particular must also have been shared and swapped with other WG's. Some of the reviews connected to those profiles definitely sound like they were other women based on the physical descriptions (General height and size, Tattoo types and positions etc). Unfortunately, many older reviews used links to photo sharing sites. Links that are now broken, so it's harder to compare the profile photo's.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only (previous profile pre July 2015)
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only (previous profile approximately July 2015-Nov 2016)
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only (previous approximately Dec 2016-July 2018)


(WARNING - LONG REVIEW! - The main points below have been highlighted for those that prefer to skim read)

Very sexy looking young lady. Knock-out body, slim and petit, with soft smooth skin and great curves. The descriptive word that keeps jumping out at me is sleek, even though that's more commonly used with sports cars or speed boats. Facially I also thought she was gorgeous. Most definitely very, very pretty and so youthful looking that the archetype cute blonde comes to mind, especially when she smiles.

Several previous reviews have alluded to a very business like attitude. Which on reflection a few days after the punt I can understand. This wasn't a no holds barred, energetic enthusiastic romp. And there were few elements where I felt a little let down. However, at the time I walked out of her place with a definite feeling of total satisfaction.

Even writing this several days afterwards I'm still feeling very pleased with my decision to visit her. Although reading back over this review I realise I do have very mixed feelings. I have given a positive because despite any misgivings she is a very attractive girl, providing all the services I expect, at a reasonable rate for that area.


COMMS:

Good comms. Got through to Ellie herself on my first attempt to call. We had a brief chat confirming services and agreeing a time that suited us both. She speaks good English and we understood each other clearly. However, there was one miscommunication that could have been an innocent misunderstanding or intentional. I asked about a service that I thought she may provide, but wasn't listed on her profile. She agreed to it, and I was surprised when she said there would be no extra charge (which is why she may genuinely have misunderstood what I was asking for). When I arrived she said it was not something she was willing to do.

Following the chat she sent through a text with the postcode. However, she also requires a call half an hour before the booking time, to reconfirm that you are still coming. And you have to call again once you have reached the location provided in the text. As others have mentioned she keeps an eye out for when you arrive and then guides you to her flat over the phone, greeting you at the door to her flat as you arrive. This is understandable because I think it would be quite easy to get lost without her instructions. I also think she does it for security reasons. She didn't actually state her flat number, and I didn't notice the number on the door when I arrived.


VENUE:

Ellie is based in a fairly modern block very near South Quay DLR station. It would be discrete as the building entrance is very private, however I did feel a bit obvious walking around discussing directions over the phone. Which I would just put down to paranoia, but I am 100% positive I arrived at the building entrance at the same time as another punter also on the phone trying to get buzzed in. I actually think he was coming to see Ellies flat mate as I heard someone else enter the flat and go to the other bedroom a few minutes after me.

The apartment was nice enough. The bedroom seemed clean and fresh smelling. It's not a huge room but big enough with a solid double bed and few other pieces of furniture. Basically a comfortable amount of space on the near/door side of the bed and then only just enough space to walk around the rest of it. No mirror. I think there was a chair tucked away in a corner but I barely noticed it. All the action happened on the bed with a towel laid out to cover the bedspread. I would note that I am glad I wasn't there on one of the heat wave days, I found the room very warm even with the window open.

The bathroom was just about serviceable, assuming you don't need the toilet. It looked like it was broken, thankfully I didn't need to use it and take a chance on something going wrong. The shower worked, ignoring the ever present broken shower head grip, there was just about enough shower gel there for me to use. Ellie provided a fresh clean towel from a pile she had ready in the bedroom.


APPEARANCE:

I am aware I have a type and Ellie fits it perfectly A very sexy blonde with a hot figure and gorgeous face.

Face - 9/10 - Others may disagree but Ellie's looks fit my tastes exactly. The extremely cute and pretty blue eyed blonde with a sweet smile. Her eyes are a very light blue that can almost look green, the sort of cyrstal clear blue that reminds you of tropical waters. Her stated age is 25, but I would have believed she is younger without giving it a second thought. It's something I've mentioned before, but it is the sort of innocent but sexy look that could twist me round her little finger and I'd be powerless to resist anything she wanted. The pictures are representative and give you a good idea what to expect, but I think some of them have been through the sort of filter processes which make her look a bit fake and plastic. It's a common cliche but in my opinion she manages to look even better in person. She does have filler in he lips, but has not reached the duck face phase yet. I'm not exactly sure what causes "duck face", probably repeated collagen injections, so if she continues to get them who knows what impact that will have on her looks over the next few years.

Body - 8/10 - Again the photo's are very representative and give you a good idea what to expect. Petite, slim and trim without the clearly defined muscles you get on fitness fanatics and which I personally find unattractive. Smooth soft skin as you'd expect from a young woman. And she smelt great. She also has a number of tattoo's which you can clearly see on her profile photo's. Personally I don't have a problem with tattoo's if they're well drawn and they haven't gone over-board, covering the whole body.

Tits - 7/10 - Ellie has had a boob job. I'm not a guy that automatically writes off enhanced breasts. I think by this point I've handled more enhanced breasts than natural. You can feel that Ellie's are enhanced, not enough give for them to be confused for natural. Finally her profile states "boobs with sensitive nipples that standout when I'm aroused". Maybe I couldn't get her aroused, but I didn't notice them being particularly perky or responsive nipples. I would have liked to have met Ellie before she had the boob job. I'm sure she would have been just as sexy then, without needing to go under the knife.

Arse - 7/10 - Nice enough arse, although looking back nothing particularly memorable about it.

Attire - 5/10 - Arguably, my dissatisfaction here is my own fault for failing to follow Ellie's instructions, but it was still a bit disappointing. During our initial telephone conversation I made a specific outfit request. Ellie indicated that would be fine, but I would have to remind her when I called again, half an hour before the meet. I forgot, so when I arrived she was wearing a knickers and bra combo. It was a very sexy set, and she looked cracking, but there was that moment of disappointment because it was not what I had been visualising on my trip to see her. I mentioned it, and she offered to get changed, but by then the moment had passed and I didn't press the point.

Overall - 7.2/10 - A pretty, young, petite, blue eyed blonde with a hot body. Pretty much exactly what I was expecting from her profile gallery. Actually, facially she was prettier than I was expecting, probably because the gallery photo's do look blatantly filtered and there have been some less than complimentary comments on previous reviews. One detail to highlight is that her profile makes a point of describing her as tall and leggy. That's not something that I noticed particularly. I'm a pretty big guy myself and my over riding impression was petite although not tiny. Most of the time we were on the bed so I find it a bit difficult to cast my mind back and try to gauge how tall she was. However, when I think about it I do remember that she made a point of putting her shoes back on when ever we were standing, including escorting me out the front door wearing nothing but her high heels. So, for some reason, she must feel that taller is better.


NATIONALITY:

According to her profile Romanian. According to some of her comments, a strongly Russian background. Like many punters I've not had alot of luck with Romanians in the past, so usually try to avoid them. Without the previous UKP reviews to reassure me I probably would have dismissed Ellie's profile too, resisting the urge to visit no matter how attractive I found her profile photo's.

SERVICES:

- I booked 2Hrs for the advertised rate of £220.
- Plus I paid an extra £20 for CIM, also specified on her profile. Usually, I would also find this off putting, simply because it confirms they are more reluctant to provide that service. However, the £240 total was inline with other WG's from my HL that I was considering at the time, so I decided to over look that detail this time.
- The following services enjoyed, FK, OWO, Reverse Oral, Protected Penetration in Multiple Positions all without extra charges.

French Kissing - There was plenty of French Kissing with some exchange of tongues, but not very deep. She was willing, and didn't shy away from me, but she wasn't exactly enthusiastic. It was pleasant enough, but I was also aware of her lip fillers. To me they didn't seem to cause as much of an issue for kissing as I was expecting from comments in some previous reviews. However, you can feel that inflated resistance sensation and you are very aware of them. Also, I like kissing the neck and a little ear lobe sucking and nibbling. This was a complete no-no for Ellie, as soon as I made movements in that direction she complained that she finds it too ticklish and uncomfortable. I am surprised by the number of WG's that say this, I wonder if in truth many of them are afraid some punters will want to brand them with a hickie. It's a real shame, I find the neck one of the most sensual area's of the body.
 
Massage - Ellie offered a massage after my first pop and I took her up on it. I came pretty quickly and it was as good a way as any other to recharge for round 2. It was pretty much all face down back rub. Relaxing and pleasant enough, but nothing sexy or sensual about it.

RO - I enjoy giving oral and after the massage I went down on Ellie for quite a while. She has a tidy little pussy, and it was fresh, but she was not totally clean shaven. There was noticeable stubble. The reaction from Ellie was also little to none. She even commented that it takes a lot to get her worked up. But she has such a gorgeous body I enjoyed kissing and licking her all over, despite her lack of reaction so I carried on for quite some time.

OWO - This was probably the highlight of Ellie's services. Very willing to get a stuck into and carry on for prolonged periods. After some initial kissing Ellie was quick to go straight into sucking my cock. It seemed like no time at all until I was coming into her mouth. This was no ploy to get me to come quickly and leave, I had 2 hours booked so I doubt she was under any illusions I'd up and leave after 1 pop with time still on the clock. Unusually for me I don't really have much detail to share about her technique. The way we were positioned I didn't have a great view of what she was doing, and I was more distracted by stroking and fondling the soft smooth skin of her gorgeous body. I think she spat my man juice into a tissue, then went to the bathroom to clean up a little. We repeated that position atleast twice more, although not to completion. I only manged to come twice in that visit, the second during penetration. But I'm pretty sure she spent the largest portion of that time with my cock in her mouth, and seemed happy to do it.

Protected Penetration - During RO I noticed that Ellie had a tight little pussy and I could definitely feel that during sex. Tried a few of the basic positions. Her on top in CG and RCG didn't seem to work too well for us. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say it could just be that we weren't getting into a good rhythm, but there is something that gives me the impression she wasn't keen on that position. Missionary was great, she was receptive to plenty of kissing throughout and she wasn't avoiding eye contact. We also progressed that into the position where she had her legs up over my shoulders, not sure what the name is for that but I guess it does demonstrate that she has long legs. I came during doggy, largely encouraged by the vision of ploughing my cock hard and fast into that cracking body. However, If I am being honest with myself mostly it was quite mechanical and passionless. Just as with the RO there was very little real reaction from Ellie through out.

Filming - Ellie has a couple of short movies available to buy on her profile. They appear to be soft core promo pieces, just showing off her body. But I though they could indicate she might be willing to be filmed even though it's not listed in her enjoys. This was the service discussed during my initial call that lead to some confusion. During the call I mentioned her movies, and asked if she would be happy for me to film, she said yes. She didn't follow up with a price or any filming ground rules, so I said "and that's not extra charge then?" she said "No. No Charge". A little foolishly I didn't want to press the point or show my surprise incase she changed her mind. To be fair, it was also a Columbo style "one last thing" question that I remembered to ask after we had agreed pretty much everything else. When I arrived at her flat I repeated my usual verification questions regarding services. Again I tacked the filming question onto the end, almost forgetting all about it. This time what she said contradicted her telephone comments saying no, filming is not allowed at all. Plus she did not remember discussing it, saying that if we had, she must have misunderstood me. This was a little strange as throughout all our other conversations her English seemed perfect and we had no trouble understanding each other. Also, as once again filming was an after thought, she may have noticed that I had already pulled the money from my pocket and was holding it in my hand. Again, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Requesting filming was actually an after thought, and would have been a bonus, even though it's usually something I look for it wasn't part of my decision making process with this girl. And there was part of me that thought it was TGTBT.   


ATTITUDE:

Somehow I feel like I saw two sides to Ellie during my punt. During the sex acts she seemed quite business like and serious. No strong outward signs of emotion, either positive or negative. Just focused on going through the motions, getting the job done. Not that she was necessarily hating what was happening, or bad at it, just resigned to getting through it, maybe even a bit bored like most people doing their usual 9-5.

However, the rest of the time, while stopping for a breather, having a drink break or during the massage she seemed much more relaxed. She became more obviously friendly and chatty, her expressions were much more open. There were plenty of genuine, beautiful smiles shining through, even the occasional laughter. This was after the initial guarded demeanour of the first few minutes into my arrival, which is totally to be expected in that situation. But she soon relaxed and became very friendly. I actually quite enjoyed the brief chats, although obviously that is not what I was there for.


CONCLUSION:

To  put it simply, I really liked Ellie. It's just that the sex with her was not particularly exciting or memorable.

Now this is where we come to a little dilemma. For a few days afterwards I really felt like making another booking to see her. I would rarely see any WG twice in a row with such a short intermission. I felt like maybe we had warmed to each other over the course of the punt. That if I went back, maybe giving clearer instructions about what I wanted, it would be much better the second time round. As I've mentioned I am a total sucker for that cute little blondie look, so maybe these feelings were some form of EAS. However, I was too busy to fit in a return visit right then, and that compulsion has gradually receded. Now in colder reflection I realise there are others on my list I would prefer to see again or new girls to discover. So I haven't tested that little theory, and there's a good chance I will at some point. (So I hope this review doesn't sour any future visit if she does read this and recognises me from my comments.)

So I have been torn about my final verdict. I very nearly chose neutral. But in the end I decided to go with positive. She is definitely a gorgeous girl. She provides a good range of services, covering all the basics I expect. And I can't honestly say she has a bad attitude. So that combination, at that price, in that part of town, you could do a whole lot worse. And it may be a matter of YMMV, so I really wouldn't want to be too discouraging to anyone else that likes her look.


Would I Recommend kinky_elliex? No. I don't feel that I could recommend her ahead of other potential choices.

Would I Re-visit kinky_elliex? Yes, I would. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to, and I feel there is a good chance I will do at some point.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2020, 11:26:56 am by PatMacGroin »

Offline PatMacGroin

These are photo's from her current profile, plus several I saved from previous reviews. So some of them are good bit older, including pre boob job. I couldn't be arsed to try to arrange them into some sort of order apart from clumping them together:

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Offline Fully Sated

PatMacGroin, Thank you for posting that extremely, comprehensive, forensic review and posting all of those photos too. Excellent work Mr MacGroin!

Offline Meursault

Thanks OP
She just didn't need that boob job!
Miles better before  :dash:

Offline tantraman

PatMacGroin, Thank you for posting that extremely, comprehensive, forensic review and posting all of those photos too. Excellent work Mr MacGroin!

Masterful work indeed, PMG! :drinks:

Offline bedhedred

She looks very hot in those pictures. I haven't seen her in years. I think I know the apartment block she works out of.

Offline bedhedred

Thanks OP
She just didn't need that boob job!
Miles better before  :dash:

Sadly this is true.

Which reminds me that Dayana intends to "improve" hers. I told her it would be a crime. I don't get the impression that she cared what I thought.

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« Last Edit: November 15, 2020, 01:17:10 am by bedhedred »

Offline Animalbeast

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PatMacGroin’s  “Kinky Elliex ” report is unquestionably one of the best reviews of the year. Just trust me on this one. Truly a masterpiece with so many twists and turns demonstrating the nuances of a punt. From highlighting his own preferences and potential fluffiness to the multifaceted layers of the SP.

A great read.
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Offline PatMacGroin

Thanks for the kind comments  :hi:

I've just realised that Ellie hasn't logged back into AW since the day before I posted this review. That is a very weird coincidence. I hope my review hasn't somehow managed to put her off working!  :unknown:

Offline BootsnBunches

Thanks for the kind comments  :hi:

I've just realised that Ellie hasn't logged back into AW since the day before I posted this review. That is a very weird coincidence. I hope my review hasn't somehow managed to put her off working!  :unknown:

I doubt it. She didn’t work in the last lockdown.

Offline PatMacGroin

I doubt it. She didn’t work in the last lockdown.

Just a crap joke really. I figured lockdown was probably the reason she's been offline. Weird coincidence though.

Offline BootsnBunches

Just a crap joke really. I figured lockdown was probably the reason she's been offline. Weird coincidence though.

When I saw her last she talked a lot about how in Romania lockdown is a lot more harsh and she’s surprised it’s not here. She’s also mentioned concern from neighbours so that may be influencing her.  Let’s hop she’s back soon.