Sophia Sexy 48dd - Falkirk

[Eastbloke]

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Haven't reviewed in a while, am putting this one up to warn others.

Coms:  Not bad, I had to call twice to get hold of her and she did pick up and give me directions.
Location:  Near Falkirk High Street
Price:  £150

Haven't punted since March due to cash flow problems, just got paid and wanted to have some fun.  Others in Falkirk weren't working and the only other option was Romanians and I've had too many bad experiences to go there.

Got to where she said her flat was and she had me walking up the street until she could see me.  I was then directed to her flat.

I'd looked at her private gallery and her profile pic and she looked really hot, but was a BBW on opening the door.  Considering what happened, I should have noped on out of there, but was horny and not thinking straight.

I get on and she takes the cash - says on AW that it's £140 for an hour, now it's £150.  Again, a warning sign that I shouldn't have ignored.

I get naked and wait in the room.  After a few minutes, she comes back in, dressed in robe and stockings.  I try to take the robe off her and get told to get on the bed instead.

I opt for a massage to begin with.  It's not bad, it's just not great.

I turn over and she undresses.  OK, definitely not the girl in the pics.  I've been with BBW's before and had a good time, but she has really put the pounds on.  She tells me that I can't touch her tits, no kissing (despite it being on her profile) and I can't touch her pussy, although I do.  Unshaven and hairy, very unlike the pics.  She also smells of piss.

She gets between my legs and gives me a couple of tugs before putting the bag on.  Her oral isn't actually that bad, but she's faking an orgasm while she's doing it.  It's doing nothing for me, but I try to enjoy the BJ,

She then straddles me for a few seconds, before telling me to do her doggy.  Her pussy is absolutely stinking by this point and it's putting me off.  I try for a few thrusts and lose it.  I lie down on the bed and she brings me off in the condom by hand.

Absolute waste of a morning.  After I left, I had to find a nearby gents to go and wash my hands in, to get rid of the smell.  Avoid.

[Name Not Found]

Sounds horrendous. Bad luck mate, and thanks for the report.

 Maybe a bus to Glasgow would be your best bet next time.

[Eastbloke]

Sounds horrendous. Bad luck mate, and thanks for the report.

 Maybe a bus to Glasgow would be your best bet next time.

We've a couple of good ones through here, but they don't work on Fridays.

Next time, a day trip to Glasgow should sort me out.   

[oddson1970]

£150 per hr is my punting ceiling and for that l expect the full monty, certainly not the service you got.Thanks for the heads up fella and better luck next time

[Neverthere]

We've a couple of good ones through here, but they don't work on Fridays.

Next time, a day trip to Glasgow should sort me out.   

Are you talking about Falkirk area? If so I'd like to know who are the good ones to keep an eye out for.

[Falkirk GND]

Are you talking about Falkirk area? If so I'd like to know who are the good ones to keep an eye out for.

Me too - not come across one in the past - ooooh - twenty years!! 

[Neverthere]

Me too - not come across one in the past - ooooh - twenty years!! 

Rotating Romanians at the moment but nothing worth shouting about as far as I can see, so yeh I'm interested 

[Falkirk GND]

Rotating Romanians at the moment but nothing worth shouting about as far as I can see, so yeh I'm interested 

Indeed. The Romanians, Columbians, Brazilians and Chinese that come and go with frightening speed and regularity are likely all trafficked and therefore off limits, for me anyway.  Any Brits that appear are usually either (a) parking their profiles pre-tour in Glasgow or Edinburgh (b) parking their profiles while they get their burst boob job fixed or (c) so fucking old, fat and rank that a quick ham shank with Pornhub for company would be infinitely more satisfying and far better VFM

IMHO Falkirk is a close 2nd behind Fife for being a punting wasteland.  Thankfully in normal times, there is more to choose from in Glasgow or Edinburgh.

So if anyone has any recommendations for a local lass who wouldn’t make you go limp on sight, please do pipe up!!

[Eastbloke]

I've always found External Link/Members Only to be pretty good.  Seems to be really into what she does.

[Neverthere]

I've always found External Link/Members Only to be pretty good.  Seems to be really into what she does.

Aye she's had a few name changes too, first came across her as scrumptious Kerry https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=23854
Can be a bit erratic though, tried booking her before, but never had any joy so never persued, may have another look but she does really jump out to me to be fair, same can be said for most in Falkirk area at the moment though.

[Eastbloke]

Aye she's had a few name changes too, first came across her as scrumptious Kerry https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=23854
Can be a bit erratic though, tried booking her before, but never had any joy so never persued, may have another look but she does really jump out to me to be fair, same can be said for most in Falkirk area at the moment though.

That's my experience with her:  She can stop answering messages for a day, then get back to you the next day to say that she's free.  She can also be bit and miss on outcalls.  That said, when she does come through, the service is well worth it.

I'm honestly thinking that I'm going to have to look further afield for future punts.