External Link/Members OnlyMet this one Sunday just gone.
Was searching through vivastreet and came across this thai girl. Pictures looked great, loved the tatoos so thought why not give her a go. Could have ventured out of Bolton but was restricted with time so wanted something close to home.
Based in a flat above a shop on a main road into town
£70 for half hour, massage, OWO, and sex with a condom.
So booked her for 12pm Sunday, called her, all set, time agreed. Got there, was told to come to the side entrance. Door was already unlocked, so walked in and she was waiting on the stairs. Now her profile says 22 years old. This bird looked in her late 40's ffs. I thought what have I done. Instead of walking I went through with it.... at the end of the day I just needed a long overdue fuck!
So got undressed, didn't need a shower as just had one at home before I left. She said she needs to clean me up. I said I've just had a shower.
Anyway let her carry on. She pulls a bucket with warm water out of the bathroom with a little flannel. She start putting some what looks like carex hand soap into it. Makes me lie in the bed and starts wiping my cock with this flannel. Then tells me to turn round and starts wiping my arse with it. Like what the fuck, it was like a trip down memory lane when my mum used to give me a top n tail when I was 6 months old!
She then gives me what has to be the lamest massage I have ever experienced. No pressure, just rubbing her hand all over with no interest at all. 10 mins of that shit, she tells me to turn over. Starts to massage my thighs for 2 mins. Then, she stands up on the bed over me, and starts doing some wierd dance, while playing with her pussy. I wasn't turned on one bit, and I was on the verge of laughing out loud! Then she went down on me and proceeded in giving me a blow job. Didn't take my length into her mouth, just sucking my head. My Dyson could have done a better job of it. At this point, I was hard. She whacks the condom on, and I died!! Couldn't get hard again. Pulled the condom of and she tried to make me hard agian with some lube. I said to her, you need to make me hard love, and her response was its not my fault!! Of course it bloody is love, you just ain't turning me on. Anyway. Couldn't get hard so she trys giving.me a prostate massage. Loved the experience as never had one of them before. It was getting hard, and I was loving it. It was so good that I exploded my load all over her face and hair to her despair. She was screaming in thai and wasn't happy at all!!! Quick clean up and legged it out of the door. Never will I be seeing her again.
All in all was the shittiest pint I've ever had.
