So this is the worst punt of my life, I will try to keep it short
and I find my actions justified!
On the way to a night out, took cash out as I do not like all the drink rounds on my bank statement, arrived only to be told they do not accept cash(COVID issue). So £90 cash in my pocket, as the night went on, it kept telling me to buy some nice Latina/young Rom on my way home so I paced my drinking, G&T, lot of ice, Redbull at the end of it all. Boom, off to Adult work and I wasn't pleased so I ended up getting this off vivastreet:
External Link/Members Only aka Sasha Thick
(Scam) Babe and as usual, Pics are likely of an Instagram model.
The place/greeting:about 9mins walk from Lewisham station, given door number whilst at the main entrance of the tower block(very quiet at 12am). I arrived at her door, she said she was coming, 4mins later, i rang again as i had a funny feeling it could be some robbers coming from the lift
She opens, stunning beauty, she looked a bit rom albeit of having stated she was Latina in the text, I asked her a question with my 15years ago GCSE Spanish, she answered in Portuguese
The Girl:£60/30MINS Stunning, faux chunky silver braids, matching bra and bottoms, body is typical latina(a bit of lipo or whatever they do because she is very toned beyond what a treadmill can do). Shaven with a thin landing strip which she refused RO and she only offers OW which was 5/10.
Service then NIGHTMARE: Now, missionary starts, she has her legs up and doesn't want to open much for full penetration so after 3mins I asked if we can try Doggy in case my weigh is an issue
I weight about 73kg so it definitely was not the issue. Doggy lasted for a further 2mins and she could not even open her legs or arch her back, At this point, things couldn't work.
5-mins of an attempted punt, legs tightly shut, the only thing that went in was my member's head. I kindly say to her,
"this isn't going to work so it would be kind if you could charge me for 15mins(I only had been with her for 5mins)". I get up to dress and she starts saying "NO BABY you paid for 30mins so i give you massage" afterwhich I kindly reminded her that in the text messages I had asked for Oral/Sex and not massage.
I couldn't care less for losing my £40/£20 but her attitude told me to STICK TO MY GUNS As she likely has or will continue to do this to other punts.Her English is above average but I was so pissed I told her to get someone to translate for us as she couldn't comprehend that I simply came for oral and sex and
NOT A MASSAGE. Feet up, my ass sunk into her comfy couch that was in the room, I told her I was in no rush until she could understand that the fault was hers and not mine. She comes back in shouting that no refunds(I didn't ask for one hun) and kept suggesting that I get off the sofa and get onto the bed for a message for the time booked, again, I politely reminded her that I have been very understanding from the start and If my size was an issue, she should have told me during oral. During her back and forth to and from the room, she kept mentioning that something happened to her knee
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On with my phone, I start catching up with some Netflix as I had told myself not to leave the premises until she accepts that she was pretty shit!
I told her to call her pimp/police/translator etc and I was certainly prepared for all to come at this point.. She went up to a living room (i think) and she was on the phone then watched some comedy of some sort as she was giggling, she would come back every 15mins or so screaming some other dribble and she realised I couldn't care less but she clearly did not want to part with MY CASH.
I had noted that another girl was punting from another room and a punter left in the midst of all this. Maybe 1hr 15mins from my arrival, the 2nd girl comes in to apologise, £20 in her hand and I hugged her and thanked her whilst looking at one of the BIGGEST AND MOST APPEALING ASSES I HAVE EVER SEEN Sadly with all this drama, it would have been awkward to ask her for a punt! Number ends with 6386
post code is SE13 (Warner house)
Tip - Ask to see both girls and pick the bigger girl, I will try it one day I am sure 
