CurvaceousSarah - Peterborough - Lacklustre service from a BBW in dingy premises

[vindici]

Note: If you are not a fan of BBWs then you can skip this review 🤐

TL:DR
Lacklustre service from a passive, almost disinterested BBW 👎

Service Provider:
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Comms and Timekeeping: 👍
Acceptable. Arranged an initial booking with Sarah, but she had to cancel "due to a migraine", she did so the night before, so there was plenty of notice. Arranged again later on during my tour. I arrived on time, and once I had parked up, she did not answer when I called, I was getting nervous as I had driven over an hour to get to her, however after 10mins she finally answered and I got the number of the house to go into.

Incall Premises: 👎👎👎
Terraced house in a suburban area of Peterborough, plenty of parking, not very discreet going in, due to the layout of the neighbourhood. Sarah has a lot of animals, she seems to take part in shows with them, as there were lots of certificates and rosettes, with pictures of various animals everywhere I turned. As with every house that has lot's of animals inside, there was a musty scent. The house had a dingy feel about it and the bathroom was reasonably clean. Bedroom was dark and poorly lit, there were large blown up pictures of Sarah, the same as her AW pics, as well as various animal themed knick-knacks and a tall tall fish tank. Just far too busy and cluttered for my liking.

Price Paid:
£40 - 30mins

Services Expected: 🙃
DFK, OWO, 69, Cowgirl

Services Delivered: 😐
LFK, OWO, HJ

Sarah: 🤷‍♂️
Her pictures are not at all reflective of how she looks, yes she is a BBW, but nowhere near as pretty as the pictures suggest. Sarah had not made any effort to appear sexy or glamourous. She was far too lackadaisical and seemed distracted. If I hadn't driven so far, I would've walked. Also it was only £40 so fuck it...

Hidden Image/Members Only

Punt A-Z:
This was more of a let's just get this over with punt, seemingly reciprocated. She took off her t-shirt and lay on the bed naked, there was some light french kissing, and I explored her body. Her tits are advertised as E cups but really didn't feel that way, they are not a rounded shape, very disappointing. She gave me some rather uninspired OWO, and I just wanted this to be over, so I asked her to whack her tits in my mouth, whilst I wanked myself off. I skipped 69 & Cowgirl as I just couldn't face it.

Once I was done, I cleaned myself off, there wasn't really much post punt banter, and then I fucked off 👍

In Summary:
Complete waste of time. My only consolation was that it was £40 for ½hr, which is very reasonable. Given the build up to the punt it was a real let down. There's a reason they call this game punting...

[Wadebridge]

Vindici, thanks for your review.
You were clearly expecting a dynamite punt, coming from some distance away as you did. Sorry it didn't turn out so well. Hope your next punt's a winner to make up for it.

I am a fan of BBWs and I'd had my eye on Sarah for some time, and was contemplating a punt with her in the not too distant future as (1) she is reasonably close for me, maybe about 40 minute drive max, and (2) she does indeed look quite attractive from her current AW pictures.

Your review illustrating the harsh and unglamorous reality of meeting this WG has brought me down to earth with a bump.
I did a search on here and found this review of a Sarah, Peterborough and I think this is the same lady with an earlier profile. This is a positive but the fella drops some big hints that parts of his punt were also lacklustre, judging from some of the language he's used.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11028.0.

So, as I say, I have often been tempted by this profile. But had I gone ahead it would likely have been a big, underwhelming disappointment.
So your review has been very useful. In reporting her here you've done me a big favour fella, and saved me wasting some serious dosh £££.