Anyone interested in Vanessa the Midget???

[John the Sextist]

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Ethnicity:   Latin
Dress Size:   4
Height:   3'8"
Hair Colour:   Black Medium
Eye Colour:   Brown

Bit on the small side for me 

 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Is she small or does she not know how to convert metres into feet and inches?

[kippydon]

not sure if she looks 4ft though, seems a little taller than that, but pics can be a little decieving

[NervousJ]

Ha ha ha, I noticed that today and did chuckle..

[HailWood]

Assuming the door in the photo is 78”, the step is 8” and her shoes 4” then she will be about 5’ 6” tall. So it could be that she’s 5’ 8” and it’s just a typo from Sergei.

[gbyld87]

7 stone at 3foot 8?  She'd be shaped like a chicken nugget.

[kingkong69]

Aren't a law againsts screwing a midget?

[John the Sextist]

Aren't a law againsts screwing a midget?

I've just googled it and all I could find is "the challenges of having sex with a little person" which sort of implies midgets should only fuck with midgets but apparently not against the law, got to be careful or the the do gooders will start a MLM campaign 

(Midgets Lives Matter)

 

[mr.bluesky]

Is she small or does she not know how to convert metres into feet and inches?

If she was 3 metres 8 tall that would make her a giant not a midget ( over 10 feet tall )     but with size 4 shoes a giant with tiny feet 

[andyitc]

But she doesn't do sex anyway according to her profile

[Taggart]

But she doesn't do sex anyway according to her profile

And Romanian. I’m out.

[Jamesbattersea]

Funnily enough i was just about to post about something similar!

When i was watching that TV show Harlots there is a Dwarf woeking girl She's quite cute, and it got me thinking i'd quite likd to shag a dwarf or midget (i'm hoping neither of these terms are deemed offensive as they are not meant that way)
I looked at the whole of the UK AW and can only find these 2 neither would be classed as dwarfs but they are both really short.
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External Link/Members Only    4'3"
The first is a wheelchair user which may put some off but she is also 190 quid an hour which is enough to put most off!!
The second girl is at the other end of the scale at only 100 quid an hour but is Bulgarian so may put many off as she's probably got a sergi pimp like the Rom girls do!!
So no luck yet.!!!

[gbyld87]

BethanyRose is the shortest girl i've been with:
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4'8" and that seemed very short at the time. She was a good fuck.

[John the Sextist]

Funnily enough i was just about to post about something similar!

When i was watching that TV show Harlots there is a Dwarf woeking girl She's quite cute, and it got me thinking i'd quite likd to shag a dwarf or midget (i'm hoping neither of these terms are deemed offensive as they are not meant that way)
I looked at the whole of the UK AW and can only find these 2 neither would be classed as dwarfs but they are both really short.
External Link/Members Only.   3'8"
External Link/Members Only    4'3"
The first is a wheelchair user which may put some off but she is also 190 quid an hour which is enough to put most off!!
The second girl is at the other end of the scale at only 100 quid an hour but is Bulgarian so may put many off as she's probably got a sergi pimp like the Rom girls do!!
So no luck yet.!!!

JB, reckon you miss read the rates on the second one, £100hh

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In Calls       100        150            300         
The above rates are specified in GBP (British Pound).

Who the fuck would pay that rate to see a Bulgarian midget who's likely to be a Rom anyway

 

[CheeseBoard]

JB, reckon you miss read the rates on the second one, £100hh

o view my availability for the next 14 days click here
Rates       ½ Hour   1 Hour       2 Hours   3 Hours   4 Hours   
In Calls       100        150            300         
The above rates are specified in GBP (British Pound).

Who the fuck would pay that rate to see a Bulgarian midget who's likely to be a Rom anyway

 

At that height she should be 'half' the price 

[Jamesbattersea]

JB, reckon you miss read the rates on the second one, £100hh

o view my availability for the next 14 days click here
Rates       ½ Hour   1 Hour       2 Hours   3 Hours   4 Hours   
In Calls       100        150            300         
The above rates are specified in GBP (British Pound).

Who the fuck would pay that rate to see a Bulgarian midget who's likely to be a Rom anyway

 

Fuck in ell yeah i did misread it maybe cos i wouldn't ever have expected to see an ee girl charging that much!!!!