Got bored and hit up Sophie for a post work rub. (Pre new restrictions). Usual comms. Quick n easy.
Arrived on time buzzed in usual hide behind the door. Not a bad looking girl. Very tanned. Tattoes down her back and down her right arm. Decent natural boots.Thought this could be a new go to. After that everything went wrong. A very mumbled hello followed by her confirming 1 hour. Then asked me for the money up front. Normally with TP they don't ask about money until the end. Didn't think much of it so handed it over. Quick shower and back in the room.
Very poor massage. Pretty sure she poured hand sanitiser on my back. A few body slides seemed like she didn't want to be there and was going through the motions to kill some time and her stubble down below was coming through and was very prickly and made it uncomfortable. Fliped over and more of the same. Tried to make a little conversation all i got out of her when I asked where she was from was Brazil. No eye contact no connection. Just a very boring "body rub". I got so bored I yawned. Not that she noticed. HR was as expected mediocre at best.
Quick shower and exit stage left. All in all waste of time. Just a little over an hour of my life I'm not going to get back. And £120 ill never see again.
Be warned gents.
