Some months ago, before they went kaput. I had been curious about trying London Street Sauna (
External Link/Members Only) well before the pandemic, so I went there and had a first-time punt with Rita. I went for the usual 30 minutes, £25 for reception and £55 for the girl.
Rita was Russian, probably in her early 50s, chubby but with a well rounded body, big natural boobs included. Good English as she’s been living in the UK for quite a while; friendly attitude, enthusiastic, cuddly, my kind of WG personality in general.
And here is where I had one of the weirdest punts in my life. Rita was either out of her marbles, or she was a good actress (or both). She told me how she visited other countries, that she used to be married, a former dancer, etc. But she also told me that we were kindred spirits because our zodiacal signs, positive energy, blah blah blah. Fortunately, she didn’t bore me with her chatter, especially as I was busy with her boobs. However, she wouldn’t kiss or be kissed in the mouth because of Covid, although she compensated by kissing and slightly biting the rest of my body.
As for the sex itself, the only thing that happened was a tantric massage on my little man. She was very good at this, frankly – I had similar experiences in the past but this was the first time I truly came and orgasmed in such a massage. After this, more cuddling and talk and crocodile tears and I’d love to see you again my boy.
Would I have repeated, if LSS was still alive? I doubt it. That day I happened to be in the mood for feminine company with some sex added to the mix, but this isn’t something I expect from every punt. Not to mention that in the end all her theatrics scared me away. Despite the very happy ending, which is why I’ll give her a Neutral.
The room was impressive, that’s for sure.
