Author Topic: E l l a, Baker Street - stroppy and miserable  (Read 3706 times)


10 review(s) for E l l a (1 positive, 1 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Iwtfaw

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Regrettably saw this girl in early February. Wish I hadn't but let my dick do the thinking and ended up spending £100 for 30 mins with her for beyond the WORST service over all my punts.

As soon as I walked through the door I knew I should have left as she was on the phone constantly, didn't make any eye contact and just had a generally shit attitude. But I was horny as fuck so decided to pump, dump and ditch. But even that was fucking dreadful.

The punt...
Shit toothy head,
Lays on the bed like a dead fish,
Pussy was so loose couldn't even maintain a hard on,
Told me to jerk myself off and hurry up to finish myself off and threw a hissy fit when I told her "I payed you to finish me off".

Saying I left feeling unsatisfied would be a major understatement.

Such a shame because she is FAF.

But I am writing this as a warning to other punters not to even bother.

Offline tergil

What a shame, this lady looks hot, thanks for warning

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Offline TheOracle

But I am writing this as a warning to other punters not to even bother.

My warning from last year didn't seem to work. ;-)

4/4 is starting to look like definitely damning evidence. This hoe is one of the worst, I'm not surprised that she is developing a full negative score.

Offline Fully Sated

My warning from last year didn't seem to work. ;-)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252031.0

BTW I think this is her profile on Admiral: External Link/Members Only

And unsurprisingly she got this review there (together with a few fluffy ones):
I was not lucky as other reviewers. She opened door in a stunning revealing red basque. Beautiful tanned body and long blonde hair. I was impressed - the pics are genuine. She looked great. I gave her a present; she thanks me and said it was the first time a client had done this. So we started well but she lost interest very soon. The session have a few good moments but overall it was cold, unfeeling, unemotional, like zombie. I tried conversation more than once but got nothing back. After popping, there was no intimacy or warmth. Just silence and distance. I felt awkward, like being pressured to leave. I asked if she was bored. She said no but did not open up and talk. I left early. For me an experience not to be repeated. I felt used. And shell shocked. A real downer it took several hours for my mood to recover. Her left breast is out of bounds - too sensitive. And there are yet more rules. Wears too much makeup on the face. Too much time on the mobile phone. She questioned the 'gift' saying she would check the Admiral website. She should know - esp if only with 4 or 5 agencies as she said. Not professional. Not respectful of clients. The apartment is basic; the bathroom very shabby, drab and smelly (toilet was not flushed by previous person). Good luck to Livia and her fans. I guess she and I just did not click.

Note how the poor guy was depressed at the end ("I felt used and shell shocked"):  she sucks your soul, just avoid her.

What a shame, this lady looks hot, thanks for warning


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« Last Edit: May 12, 2020, 07:46:44 pm by Fully Sated »

Offline pepsicolaboy

Why doesnt it occur to them, that yes if they are good looking (always helps) but also importantly provide straight forward honest (get what profile says) and energetic service, courteous etc they can build up a solid following that will remunerate them well for as long as they need.

Over the last decade or so we have had countless other Eastern European women do so (generally non Romanian), fair enough they eventually make enough and leave the game (or for other reasons) but it does beggar belief sometimes when we have this happen over and over in London with these hotties (generally have been Romanian IIRC).

I am sure each one is stroppy as hell for various reasons, but I can see a strong trend here, such a waste.

 :hi:
« Last Edit: May 12, 2020, 07:46:10 pm by pepsicolaboy »

Offline Parking

A Romanian charging £150/hr is already an instant red flag :bomb:
It has disaster written all over it!!!

Offline Discoballs

I love this site . Exactly why it exists . I've dodged the bullet .

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