Alana Busty Latina - AW - Leamington Spa - TOFTT - Don’t bother

[TonyB]

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Price: £130 for 60 mins. (Too much)
 
Comms:
Good, call and texts to arrange. About the only good thing.
 
Location: 
Private flat near Leamington Spa train station. There appeared to be plenty of parking available. The flat itself was fine. On entering I could’ve done with a torch. Pitch black. Was directed to the bedroom. Still pretty dark with the curtains drawn. Literally dark enough to fall asleep. You could see she was trying to create an ambience. But it wasn’t working for me. 

Appearance: 
Ok. Let’s start by saying she is not the woman on the AW profile. I was duped and suckered by the AW pictures. I’d say the only similarities are brunette hair colouring and Brazilian nationality. And possibly height. Size 14-16 not an 8. And the boobs were natural and sagging. Not enhanced. Pussy shaved (possibly last week).  Age mid 40’s not 39. If I’m honest, I possibly should’ve made my excuses and left. But decided WTF.
 
Service:     
She was keen with DFK. A bit too much for my liking.

She went for OWO. Normally the old fella immediately stands to attention at the thought. The slightest touch and he’s rock. But sadly, not today. It took some time for him to obey. Normally, some fingers in the pussy does the trick. But that wasn’t working either.

She asked if I wanted RO. Personally, I normally jump at the chance. I love eating pussy. What the heck, I’m here so decided to spread her legs. Between her thighs and eating away I smelt the faint waft of piss. I’m guessing she’d just pee’d before I arrived. I munched away for a few minutes before finally calling it a day.

She said its time to fuck. So on with the bag. She positioned herself for CG. Mmmm.. fine for a few minutes. But really wasn’t happening. So I decided the old faithful doggy position was needed. She turned over and I slipped inside from behind. This was ok. Then I turned and saw myself in the mirrored wardrobes. Not only were the boobs sagging the belly was too. Put me off my stride for a bit but continued to slog away. Continued doggy but from standing at the side of the bed.

After a few more minutes bashing away. She said, that’s enough you are not going to come. I will give you a handjob. By this point I really was thinking, let’s finish up and get out of here. Her hand technique wasn’t the best and I ended up finishing myself. She passed the wet wipes and I cleaned myself. A shower was offered but I refused. I washed my hands and dressed. Left with 10mins still to spare.

Conclusion
She was a nice bubbly woman. Facially, reasonably attractive. But the body wasn’t. I sensed she really wasn’t interested no matter how much she tried to come across as positive. Before leaving I asked her about the AW profile. Saying she wasn’t the woman as described and in the pictures. She freely admitted it was her friends profile. I was a sucker today (TOFTT). I will not be returning.