Author Topic: -Petite Kitty- Colindale  (Read 5366 times)


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Offline Jacques Barstarred

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Date: 4/9/2018@ 1500hrs
Fee: £70, 1 hour, no extras

Kitty describes herself (or whoever wrote the profile) as the best GFE service in Colindale, I'd hate to think what the worst must be like. But Colindale isn't exactly rich with options. We have Lola19 who has had very varied reviews, but there is little else to go by in way of choice. So when I saw this profile and at £70ph, I thought TOFTT, and give her a try.

THE GIRL : Kitty/Zara (I called her Zara during the meet) is, to use a tired cliche, better in the flesh and her pictures do not do her justice. She has milky fair/pale soft and smooth skin, with a few moles, long legs and a very firm and shapely bust and bottom. She is pretty and has a nice smile and light brown eyes. Her hair is dyed an odd maroon colour ,and is the only thing detracting from what is a very naturally beautiful girl.

THE VENUE: A small modern flat, clean and nicely furnished new apartment opposite Colindale Tube. Although on a main road, plenty of people coming and going and no-one will notice you entering a high rise apartment block It is, as Zara says on the profile, literally, 1 minute away. There are 2 or 3 cashpoints on each side of the road.

THE MEET : She answered the door in Yoga pants and a short t-shirt. With the figure she has, this worked for me and little Jacques stirred immediately. After exchanging the cash, she undressed down to a pretty pair of sky blue lace panties, which I asked her to keep on for a moment whilst I drank in the site of this lovely body. We then lay on the bed, stroking each other intimately, lots of eye contact and smiling, but no kissing, despite what the profile says. After a while I went down on her her closely shaven and neat pussy which was clean and smelt good. Her reaction was muted, but there was some extra moisture and it wasn't coming from me. She then gave me a nosh, but it was unremarkable (They should teach this in high school.It would reduce unwanted teen pregnancy and reduce divorce rates)

Eventually I tired of it, and flipped her over for some doggy. With a pert bottom and sexy back,this should be good, I thought, and it was up to a point. Zara's pussy has a good tight, wet velvet grip, and feels great, but she lacks any technique to exploit her lovely asset. She doesn't arch her back, get into the rhythm or push back, so you lose the build-up and momentum to la petite mort

Giving up, and still not finished, I asked her to lie on her back on the bed so I could finish myself off on her tummy and tits (a favourite of mine from early teenage years), she wasn't keen but relented and I left her looking like a plasterer's radio. As she got up to clean herself up, I saw my baby gravy drip onto the hardwood floor as she padded off to the en-suite shower. She left the door open, so I got to watch her shower my muck off her sweet body too. A nice image that will remain in my mind.

CONCLUSION : Zara is a girl with all the gifts, but maybe not the enthusiasm, experience or skill for sex worker. She is very pretty in a natural way, and is pleasant enough, but either she is very inexperienced or her heart is not in this business at all. I don't think she hates it, but is indifferent to it. She did nothing wrong in the punt, but it was very, very vanilla. And not a Ben & Jerry's Dairy Cream Madagascan Vanilla, but a Tesco Basics vanilla.

So this review is a neutral. It was nearly a positive, and wasn't far off. Your experience may be different, and maybe she has improved her service. If I hear she has, maybe I would see her again, as she has a lot going for her, like looks, body, deliciously tight pussy, location and value for money.

Offline puntingpumping1920

I don't think it’s a good idea listing the date/ time you booked a prostitute. 
 
Some prostitutes regardless of the rating may blacklist you
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Offline Chachi

Damn you should write some more reviews dude, that was awesome.
 :dance: :cool: :yahoo:

Offline Fully Sated

Thanks for your review, keep them coming, like your turn of phrase, some classic quotes;

...but relented and I left her looking like a plasterer's radio...it was very, very vanilla. And not a Ben & Jerry's Dairy Cream Madagascan Vanilla, but a Tesco Basics vanilla.



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She's been around a couple of years now, seems to be a bit of a Colindale resident.

Dodgy teeth with a lot of staining, a little sharp and a bit crooked, for those that care what they're kissing or getting wrapped round their knob.

No idea where OP has been looking as Colindale is pretty well provided for with many SPs within 15 mins walk of the station.



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She's been around a couple of years now, seems to be a bit of a Colindale resident.

Dodgy teeth with a lot of staining, a little sharp and a bit crooked, for those that care what they're kissing or getting wrapped round their knob.

No idea where OP has been looking as Colindale is pretty well provided for with many SPs within 15 mins walk of the station.

Been around a bit longer than that, I recognize the balcony pics, she was Leila or something like that in Canning Town for a good while.
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Not long ago I spoke to this WG on the phone or whoever it was who answered. She was then very close to Colindale Station, I didn't book as I had read the reviews and I got no enthusiasm off her on the phone. I don't rule her out totally in the future though.

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Not long ago I spoke to this WG on the phone or whoever it was who answered. She was then very close to Colindale Station, I didn't book as I had read the reviews and I got no enthusiasm off her on the phone. I don't rule her out totally in the future though.

I thought I'd reviewed her but guess it was before I joined UKP, in which case she has been knocking about for a long time.
Can only hope she spent some of her earnings on dental work, English lessons and learning the skills of her trade, wouldn't recommend her at all if she hasn't changed, unless you like the skanky, passive FSU chicks with no skills.

Offline treadmill1

Leila id similar to this one and yes she came to canning town about a year ago- leila and her have similar attitudes- talking about Leila she has completely disappeared

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Leila id similar to this one and yes she came to canning town about a year ago- leila and her have similar attitudes- talking about Leila she has completely disappeared

Same girl being discussed here, just moved and changed name.
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