A really difficult one to review, this - so many classic negatives but lots of positives and in the end it just squeaked over the line from neutral to positive, so be warned.
Having saved up some dosh over lockdown I thought I'd try an expensive agency punt just to keep my hand in.
External Link/Members Only 200 notes for the hour.
Location: as discreet as they come - a fancy mews flat in Kensington, no-one about apart from the inevitable builders who stared at me from behind their fags. This is an upside of agency girls, they're never in some scuzzy bedsit in the suburbs with a broken toilet.
Girl: drop-dead gorgeous as per her photos, face 8/10, lovely smile (when she smiles which is not always). Body 9/10, amazing tits, nice arse but didn't quite match the tits so loses a point off the top end. Nice clean pussy (well she's only in her early 20s), with slight stubble which wasn't an issue. Fresh breath. Russian/Estonian mix with pretty good English.
Now it gets complex - so she opens the door (without hiding, lucky as all the builders are probably quite interested to see who the old geezer's ringing on the bell of) wearing jeans and a sexy black vest and those godawful slider slippers with the plastic fur. Tells me to take my shoes off straightaway. Not very smiley. Leads way upstairs, shows me shower, I go and rinse off.
When I get back she's lounging on the bed in this outfit with a big smile:
Hidden Image/Members Onlywhich is surprising, cos this kind of lingerie - the big pants especially - is what I used to wank over as a lad in the Kays catalogue, where in the 1970s it was being modelled by what were not yet called milfs. So, unexpected in 2020 in a Russian twenty-something.
She lies next to me and we have a bit of a chat and do some light kissing - what is advertised as DFK turns out to be no tongues, lips only - she will do quite wet smooshy lip kisses but nothing further. A bit of a downer.
She tells me that it's very early in the day for sex while she strokes and wanks my cock - it's 11 am, I'm thinking it's almost lunch time. She needs warming up a bit, I reach and undo her bra and she likes having her nipples sucked and in fact directs me to suck harder, now we're getting somewhere. Her tits are great, not enhanced I don't think and just like in the pictures. Then she says, will you get on top? I'm confused but I say OK and sort of prop myself up over her and kiss her and suck her tits while she wanks my cock. I stroke her pussy through the big pants saying to myself if only the teenage me could see me now and ask her if she likes to have her pussy touched, and she gets interested and says Licked, yes please and we whip off the pants and I get stuck in, a lovely clean responsive young girls' pussy, usual moans and squeaks and thigh clamping after a few minutes as she comes or pretends to.
Then I ask her to suck me and she gives good OWO EXCEPT there's a lot of fuss about precum and occasionally she stops sucking and says FUUUCK you're dribbling too much and wipes my bellend with a tissue. This is right on the edge of being annoying (as are lots of things about this punt) but she's quite cute and funny with it, and I'm handling these gorgeous tits and enjoying her body, which is sensational. I also wank myself a bit while asking her to flick her tongue on the sensitive spot, which she's happy to do. This is very sexy. Then she says let's fuck and we try mish (harder! she says) and sideways and some doggy (during which I stroke her arsehole and she says No) but the condom wins and I start to lose it and we go for a wank to finish.
We lie there and chat about Russian politics until I look at my watch and say Ooh look we've got 20 minutes, lets try again, and she says, Really? You've already come. I say I've just paid you lots of money and she laughs and says OK as if she was just trying it on - see what I mean about borderline annoying? But she is soooo good to look at and her body is great to play with so she plays with my cock until it's hard and I say Show me your arse while you wank me and she strikes some great poses with her bottom in the air near my face, and makes cute sardonic faces over her shoulder
Hidden Image/Members Onlyand it's not long before I'm shooting a second load all along her arm which she giggles at.
Sadly she seems a bit relieved now the sex bit is finished and is happy to chat and show me stuff on her phone as we go about 10 minutes over time.
And off I go, secretly thinking Well I wish I'd just spent that 10 extra minutes snogging your face off, playing with your tits and fingering your pussy . . .
Also wishing that it had been a solid gold no holds barred punt, but how often does that happen?
