Author Topic: Lianna Desire, Maidenhead - the Perfectly Structured Punt?  (Read 5255 times)


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Offline Ed R

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So I'd seen Lianna years ago at the usual Colnbrook place and had a great time and then she disappeared for a bit. Then she popped up in Maidenhead and off I trotted.

Punting is a tricky hobby cos you always want what you can't have and the best punt is always the next one, leading sometimes to dissatisfaction and not knowing what you really want. This one was great and I really want to do it again.

So here's the thing: you want to snog the girl and you want her to suck your cock, but then it's even better if she could snog you AND suck your cock at the same time. This can be solved by booking a duo so you have access to two mouths, but duos are very expensive and can be a bit tricky, becuase usually you fancy one girl more than the other but you fell you can't ignore the plain one. I've even over-compensated and given more attention to the plain one and then come away thinking, what an idiot.

So it was time for a new approach. Lianna was tucked away in a nice flat behind Lidl in Maidenhead, which she was sharing with Katarina Lovely (External Link/Members Only) who I'd not seen and had not much interest in. I booked an hour with Lianna and was soon in a deep clinch, tongues down each others throats, just as good as I remembered.

Lianna is a Hungarian pocket rocket, short but curvy, beautiful face (I think so anyway), great body, very enthusiastically sexual and does most things. Great OWO, allows fingering, reverse oral, so we had a great first half hour romping all over the bed and I ended up fucking her in doggy for a first pop. She snogs for Hungary and whenever possible, when changing position, when not 69-ing, we had lots of good DFK. So far so good, now for the extras!

During the chit-chat I asked if her flatmate was around and she said yes, so I said Could she join us for the last half hour? 80 quid extra to cover her half hour fee. Lianna says she'll see, bounces out of the room stark naked (she is vey happy in her skin) and comes back in under a minute with a YES. She jumps back on the bed and we resume tongue-wrestling, me looking over her shoulder in anticipation of the other girl's arrival.
In she comes, Katarina Lovely, a big curvy lass in sexy underwear but to be honest a bit of a munter - face like a farmer's wife and not a patch on gorgeous Lianna. But I've got a plan. It's quite a turn on lying shagged out and bollock naked on the bed next to the nude Lianna while we watch the new arrival undo all her straps and so on and get ready to join us.

I ask for a double blowjob, and they enjoy getting my cock hard again - it's not difficult cos I'm finding the whole scenario highly erotic - and sharing duty on my bell-end, shaft and balls. I'm feeling both their arses and playing with their pussy lips, Lianna's being wet and swollen and just-fucked.

We play around for a while and then I put my master-plan into action: I ask the munter to suck my cock and play with my arse (which she actually does very well) while Lianna and I smooch ourselves into oblivion, she plays with my nipples, I play with her pussy, my cock is in heaven in an invisible woman's mouth, my arse is being teased and probed, and Lianna's gorgeous face and body are all mine while I empty my balls for a second time into Katarina's gob.

So for £210 I get lots of the advantages of the duo date without many of the disadvantages - a near-perfect punt.

The next one's bound to better though!



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Offline Harry Monk

Nice review, sounds like it really worked out for you.
Noticed Lianna before but looks a little chunkier than I normally go for but performance can certainly outweigh that I guess.

Result with the the other SP though she's def not for me...wonder what her other "friend" Zara is like.

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Nice review, sounds like it really worked out for you.
Noticed Lianna before but looks a little chunkier than I normally go for but performance can certainly outweigh that I guess.

Result with the the other SP though she's def not for me...wonder what her other "friend" Zara is like.

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I've reviewed Zara. She was very good however she is chubby so bare that mind if that does bother you.
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Same with Lianna tbh, she is carrying extra weight tbh but she's a great punt if you like them that size!

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Thanks for sharing a good and entertaining review fella. Made me chuckle in places.  :D   
Pleased you had a good time.  :thumbsup:
This one was great and I really want to do it again.
Lianna Desire
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The next one's bound to better though!
Are you really planning to see both these ladies again as a duo?
If Lianna and her duo partner read UKP reviews, let's hope the second WG is 'thick-skinned' and forgiving.  :D
In she comes, Katarina Lovely, a big curvy lass in sexy underwear but to be honest a bit of a munter - face like a farmer's wife and not a patch on gorgeous Lianna. But I've got a plan. It's quite a turn on lying shagged out and bollock naked on the bed next to the nude Lianna while we watch the new arrival undo all her straps and so on and get ready to join us ...
We play around for a while and then I put my master-plan into action: I ask the munter to suck my cock and play with my arse (which she actually does very well) while Lianna and I smooch ourselves into oblivion, she plays with my nipples, I play with her pussy, my cock is in heaven in an invisible woman's mouth, my arse is being teased and probed, and Lianna's gorgeous face and body are all mine while I empty my balls for a second time into Katarina's gob.
Otherwise your follow-up visit might encounter a little 'frostiness'.  :D
Sounds like you had a good vfm punt with these two Ed; Hungarian WGs do generally deliver the goods at getting a punter off; but I notice that Lianna and her stable's prices (£130/h) seem to have crept up post lockdown.
I seem to remember pre-covid her hourly rate was £100/h.
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Offline Sleet

Nice review OP, something I’d thought about myself but never executed.

Lianna’s been 130/hr since I reviewed her 2 years ago.

I’ve seen Zara, she’s a good looking girl, quite tall, curvy not fat and half Liannas age, with an impressive set of natural breasts.

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Yeah, Zara's great and better facially in person than in her pics. I'll definitely see her again when she's back. (Depending on the virus situation)

I remember I asked Zara the price for a threesome with her and Lianna, can't remember what she said it was but I remember thinking it was outside my price range. 😭

How bad is that Katarina facially? I'm guessing her pics are very old then cos she doesn't look that bad in her pics.
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Offline Ed R

your follow-up visit might encounter a little 'frostiness'

Oops I didn't think of that - although I'd much rather punt Lianna and Zara  :wacko:
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Offline Ed R

How bad is that Katarina facially? I'm guessing her pics are very old then cos she doesn't look that bad in her pics.

Maybe I'm biased, but beside Lianna she doesn't shape up . . . her pics are old and possibly photoshopped, whereas Lianna looks exactly like her pics if not better
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Offline Mash1234

Katarina, lianna and zara are all fantastic.  You won't regret seeing any of them. Seen them all a few times.    Thanks for the eeview.  Made me want to go back.   

Offline Mash1234

I would also say katarina's pics are accurate.  Was she in lingerie and make up when she was with you? 

Offline Ed R

Lingerie yes but not well made up hence the "farmer's wife" description.
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