Author Topic: LINA SEXY GIRL (LFK, OW, Penetration) in N7 (Caledonian Road)  (Read 3312 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5431797) (1 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by tantraman]

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After sparkus grabbed her ass, Lina’s ass grabbed my attention …

Got me attention :wacko: ...

... absolutely unreal ass ...

So, last month, I had to see it to believe it … and more so as Lina’s AW profile was displaying a tab for “BODY TO BODY” for £80/hr …

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My call was ignored, but I shortly received a text back. In trying to enquire about the advertised B2B over text, I could see I was causing Lina confusion. When enquiring about other services, Lina caused me confusion with this verbatim text …

“Sex massage, 69, oral with condom include,15min £50 30min £70 1hour £120, extras £20 owo, £50 anal”

… stating prices different from those on AW at that time. Anyway, still hooked in by that ass, I decided to risk £50 for 15min … knowing I could be at Lina’s postcode within half-hour. Worryingly, Lina did not confirm what time I was planning to arrive, simply asking me to phone her on arrival … suggesting that she’s in some dubious turn-up and get-off brothel set-up.


Location:

This is now moot, as Lina has already moved locations twice since being here. For what it’s worth, this particular ground floor flat was in a residential estate, just less than a 10min walk south of Caledonian Road tube station. Not at all discreet, as no-one has any business loitering in such a purely off-set residential area. Worse still, the flat’s front door is behind iron grating … and there is no bell and no way to knock on the door … I had to phone for the door and grating to be opened by “security”!

Inside, the flat is fine … and the bedroom is set for sex … I didn’t bother to find out about the shower. I was in. I was out.


Looks:

Lina is the WG in the photos that had attracted me …

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… but these are at least a decade old. Since these, Lina’s face is fuller and lifted, plus pumped with Botox and fillers. She’s still 5’6”, but now at least size 12 … curvier with busting solid tits and indeed an “unreal” (read: fake) humung-ass.

Lina is easily in her 40s, and hails from Columbia. Her English is limited, but basic banter is possible … particularly with her endearing persona.

Thinking I’d been B&S’d, I actually showed Lina her AW profile on my mobile … it almost seemed new to her … she laughed at her photos, explaining that they were of her in younger days … and I trusted that they were, especially as I noted the same tattoos. And to be fair, I now note that since our meeting, Lina (or rather her pimp) has updated her AW profile with current photos, including a triplet of her wearing the black flowery fishnet bodysuit in which she’d greeted me …

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As I shiftily hung around outside the iron grating, suffering missed calls … I eventually was pinged a text to reassure that “security” will let me in. The front door then opened, through which a swarthy and bearded chap stepped through to unlock the iron grating … and let me in. I’m surprised I hadn’t scarpered already, but actually coolly nodded to this imposing guard and walked inside. Admittedly, I had a fleeting moment of panic, as the giant geezer locked both grating and door behind me … but instant relief as I spotted Lina atop the stairs, standing super-curvy and feline-faced in that aforementioned black bodysuit. Phew!

In the bedroom, despite her sparse English, Lina proved friendly and eager … as we confirmed it was indeed her in the AW profile shots, albeit years earlier. She had no idea how long I was intending to stay, surprised by my handing over £50 only … hinting with caresses and cuddles that she’d like me to stay with her longer. No thanks! I just needed to unload and get out of there!

So, we both quickly undressed … and Lina directed me to lie on bed. She then laid her nude body over mine, grinding her shaven pussy over my belly, as my cock rubbed and rose to attention in her thigh gap. Here, we enjoyed lip kissing, progressing to LFK … I noticed we’d smeared her red lipstick across her mouth … and then caught sight of our faces in the nearby standing mirror, laughing at our Joker reflections! Back to LFK … the Lina plopped her rock-hard rack in my mouth, allowing me to nibble her teats.

Soon enough, Lina kissed her way down my chest … again leaving suspect red lipstick marks on route … until she faced my erection from a crouch by my side. She reached for a rubber … gesticulating 'with' or 'without' … I wasn’t going to pay anything extra, so OW it was. And Lina gobbled my cock, ravenous, rapid and raucous … almost PSE-style … whilst I reached around her wide side to grab her ample ass and finger her deep back-pussy. We entertained eachother like this for minutes.

Next, Lina rolled onto her back to direct me into mish … she was wet already without any lube. I jumped in … and pumped her like she had sucked me, rapid and raucous … slowing down only to suck up her immobile tits and lick round her red lips. But I wasn’t gonna waste my brief opportunity with that ass … I needed doggy! So, I turned Lina around … head-down and ass-up … backed her truck onto my cock … and pistoned away … bashing against her glorious flesh, making beautiful waves with each thrust. A great sight … and even better feel … I knew I wasn’t gonna last long … and so let myself go, and let Lina know … she then wonderfully gyrated her huge hind against my hips, as I spurted in the bag, yielding final gasps from me.

Backing out, Lina turned around to grin at me … wet-wiping my cock and balls clean. I asked for more wipes to clean the red lipstick off my chest and face … declining a shower in the process. Quickly dressed up … a careful lip kiss with Lina (trying to avoid being red-marked again!) … a cool nod to the serious “security” on the way out … and I dashed out of the estate at 14mins done.


Conclusion:

Lina is a good girl … warm, friendly and playful … and of course has a stupendous butt! But this sexperience, although enjoyable in itself, can be no more than Neutral … dodgy comms, no clue about B2B, disparate pricing, misleading photos, dubious digs. Although it seems that Lina has now sorted out the photos, the other issues need sorting before I’d consider revisitng her literally “unreal” ass.

« Last Edit: December 02, 2019, 09:00:14 am by tantraman »

Offline webpunter

Quality reporting TM
As always
I reck it took you longer to do the review, C/W photos, than the 14 mins you spent on your flying P&D visit  :)

Offline peter purves

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It's late!

Well past my bedtime  ;) . I will have a read of your review later today.

Suffice to say this pic is probably false

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Cheers TM
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... I reck it took you longer to do the review, C/W photos, than the 14 mins you spent on your flying P&D visit  :)

Ha! You ain't wrong, WP ... but I always find it fun (arousing even!) to relive a sexperience through writing it out. I should pay myself £50!

Offline tantraman

Suffice to say this pic is probably false

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Actually, PP, I think it's real (the photo, not the ass), as it's part of the sextuplet of old photos from her glory days, which Lina had originally posted. Here's another from yesteryear (or yesterdecade!) ...

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The second set of six photos that I'd posted above are of Lina as she is now ... still busting out a humung-ass! :wacko:

« Last Edit: December 12, 2019, 08:07:22 am by tantraman »

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When it comes to reliving the sexperience i hope you can type with your left hand  :lol:

Ha! You ain't wrong, WP ... but I always find it fun (arousing even!) to relive a sexperience through writing it out. I should pay myself £50!

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Actually, PP, I think it's real (the photo, not the ass), as it's part of the sextuplet of old photos from her glory days, which Lina had originally posted. Here's another from yesteryear (or yesterdecade!) ...

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The second set of six photos that I'd posted above are of Lina as she is now ... still busting out a humung-ass! :wacko:


Just got off the phone to the censor's board

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The censor's board just got back to me but I cannot confirm though - Suzy Cortez  :unknown:

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Is SuzyC still spreading her legs for ££ ?
On her insta Miss World Bum Bum 2019

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Just got off the phone to the censor's board

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The censor's board just got back to me but I cannot confirm though - Suzy Cortez  :unknown:

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You, sir, are a superlative sleuth! :hi:

And thanks for reminding me of Suzy Cortez ... I'd lucked and fucked out with that scatty legend two years ago! :dance:

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Tantraman, thanks for your review. 

She failed qualification for me when she first arrived through the unadvertised extra for OWO (mentioned in qualification) and point-blank refusing CIM despite advertising it.

Offline tantraman

Just appending Payyourwaymate's post here, even though the Vivastreet link now has swapped to another SP, as at least it provides a new photo. But beware, this photo is of Lina in her heady yesteryears ... I agree that she has since cocked up her face (which of course has also been perpetually cocked in!) ...

This is the profile of the girl that was there instead that I walked and left.

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Looks wise she matched the pictures. Her face is busted due to surgery, tits fake but well done. Enhanced bubble butt in the B catergory. Had smooth skin. If her face was not so fucked may have punted her. Left on principal and because her face was messed up. Her body was done well but not the face  :dash:. Must have had two different surgeons.

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Just appending Payyourwaymate's post here, even though the Vivastreet link now has swapped to another SP, as at least it provides a new photo. But beware, this photo is of Lina in her heady yesteryears ... I agree that she has since cocked up her face (which of course has also been perpetually cocked in!) ...

Her AW profile is up again but operating out of Chelmsford [East Anglia]
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Thanks TM. The current main pic on the profile is so fake it hurts.

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Thanks TM. The current main pic on the profile is so fake it hurts.

Yep, as our erstwhile PP had spotted, Lina has been known to use fake ass photos, including that one above of the fabul-ass Suzy Cortez, but at the same time has oddly mixed these in with her own photos ... which are often of her from yesteryear or even yesterdecade!

Just to reiterate, the WG that I fucked last year was exactly as ...

... And to be fair, I now note that since our meeting, Lina (or rather her pimp) has updated her AW profile with current photos, including a triplet of her wearing the black flowery fishnet bodysuit in which she’d greeted me …

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... that is what you'll see, and what you'll get :music:

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Yep, as our erstwhile PP had spotted, Lina has been known to use fake ass photos, including that one above of the fabul-ass Suzy Cortez, but at the same time has oddly mixed these in with her own photos ... which are often of her from yesteryear or even yesterdecade!

Just to reiterate, the WG that I fucked last year was exactly as ...

... that is what you'll see, and what you'll get :music:

I wonder what she'd look like without all that surgery? Probably not that bad.

No wonder people say 'You fucked a dude, dude' :dash:

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No wonder people say 'You fucked a dude, dude' :dash:

I trust your dick too ;) ...

I'm not even remotely curious in that direction so would have walked. I trust my dick and its reaction on sight.


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I trust your dick too ;) ...

Thanks, I don't even remember saying that!