Thai Massage - Upper Richmond Road, London - Mimi879

[Hotspur]

Decided to check out the local talent on a visit to the area before moving there soon.

There is a previous thread on this from 2019.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=258107.msg2633354#msg2633354

Much of the location etc is covered in the previous remarks. Basement studio room let to various "therapists" below a coffee shop.

Below is the link to the lady I saw. If she's 26, I'm a gooner (Arsenal fan). I would guess she's in her 50's. In advance agreed £80 for 60 minutes to include b2b. When I saw her I cut the time to 30 minutes for £60. In fairness the massage was good conducted on a proper table with lots of stretching etc. There was nothing sensual, hr mediocre and her version of b2b was to lift her top and reveals small tits perched on her bra and drop her tracksuit bottom. I couldn't even be bothered to explore anymore. The whole experience was mediocre at best. Despite the slim pickings in the area I will not return

 External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Wozel]

Don’t mean to be rude but why mention which football club your a fan of? What’s that got to do with anything?

[Hotspur]

Well its pretty obvious. I'm as much a Gooner as she is 26. She's delusional if she thinks she can pass for 26 and demonstrates the gulf between her stated age and reality.  My obvious football allegiance should be self evident hence the remark to demonstrate fiction versus fact. More importantly, not wishing to be rude, a comment from you like "thanks for the heads up" might have been more worthwhile. Onwards and upwards.

[sparkus]

So you're Spurs then?

[mattharding]

Duh. Obviously he's spurs. That's the joke. Why is everyone focusing on this like it matters.

Back on topic. In the AW profile she states £60 for 1hr. So why did you agree £80/hr? You coul've at least had an hour long massage for the price you paid.

[sparkus]

Duh. Obviously he's spurs. That's the joke. Why is everyone focusing on this like it matters.

Back on topic. In the AW profile she states £60 for 1hr. So why did you agree £80/hr? You coul've at least had an hour long massage for the price you paid.

I didn't say I didn't get the joke.

[Hotspur]

MH. The £60 rate advertised only includes hr, she wanted £80 to include b2b. Because I didn't fancy her I elected to shorten the time but try b2b. With hindsight I should have just walked.

[mattharding]

MH. The £60 rate advertised only includes hr, she wanted £80 to include b2b. Because I didn't fancy her I elected to shorten the time but try b2b. With hindsight I should have just walked.

Well done for TOFTT anyway. I’m always on the lookout for good SPs in this area. Sounds like this one should be given a swerve.