Feeling the urge, I asked the interweb to find me a sensual massage in the Herts area. I soon found myself looking at the classified ads section of that stalwart of yesteryear porn H&E Magazine and one entry caught my eyes, an ad championing a naturist massage from three ladies who were all 'Fit, Fab and 40' and a mobile number to call: 07538 471151. Fourhanded was an option at £150 and as I had a little win on the gee gees recently I thought I'd treat myself.
If you add the number into Whatsapp, you can see their profile pic, which I believe features Angie and one other.
I got in touch and was given a next day appointment and sent a postcode. All comms handled easily over Whatsapp text.
The day and time arrived and as I drove to the postcode, the route was a little familiar. I think this is near that Maltings Naturist Spa place. Turns out it was!
So Angie and her mates are working out of there. She comes and fetches me from my parked car and in we go. Hand sanitiser, no request to wear a mask and the masseuses weren't wearing one either, Signs everywhere about don't come in if you have symptoms etc etc.
Angie is in her forties, but is slim, fit, perky tits and a minxy attitude. I'm hopeful. She's asks me have I had a sensual massage before, and I assured her many times.
Here's where it starts to go a little awry. Once inside she informs me that her partner in rub n' tug is not available but another girl, Rhea i think, is. she's Indian. slim, perky tits too but younger. Now, I like a milfy service, so this was a little let down, but as Rhea was so lovely, I thought it would be ok.
Shower (Maltings is a bit of a dump to be honest) and into a very (and I mean almost pitch black) dark room. I tell them I can't see shit without my glasses on (not quite true) and the gambit worked as Angie let more light out from under the covered lamp in the corner. At least I's be able to see the perky tits now.
Face down on the table, no face hole in it, so I'm having to twist my neck for the next thirty minutes as the girls set about their work. and here is where the real disappointment kicked in. I was bored. The massage was all floaty touches and this and that, but I was bored. When I tried to leave my hand in a prime position for a cheeky pussy touch it was moved back and away. They both gave me body to body, but again if tried to reach around to touch the goods, it was moved away.
After the flip, I'm sure they could tell I was bored as I wasn't in any way stiff. Anyway, the service continued in much the same vein, except I was allowed to touch the perkies, and did get the odd light caress of the pussy area, but even that was a let down when I realised that Rhea was sporting a tampon string (classic old school avoidance trick.)
Eventually, Angie managed to get me a little harder and I soon came, but to be honest it was nothing special.
In conclusion, Angie is fit and sexy with a wicked glint in her eye and charming, but God knows what her milfy colleagues look like as I didn't meet them, Maltings is a dump and the service was dull. About as sexy as watching a Tory Party conference, It's a neutral from me
