Author Topic: Thai Massage by April - Glasgow - Pish  (Read 4508 times)

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Booked pre-Glasgow mini lockdown.

Comms were fine and I asked what type of massage via text and got quick reply saying:
“Hot oil relax massage £60/1hr, body2body sensual massage from £80/hr”

Confirmed that she’s fully nude during massage and she said yes. Only reason asking this is that when trying to book other massages that say “fully nude” female messages to say that she keeps pants on which isn’t really fully nude. I also asked if she would help in the shower and she said “do you pay more I will”

Location: Flat on Holmlea Road that I went to a massage last year. The female I saw said she owns the flat and has been renting it out to various Thai “friends” last couple of years.

Female: hard to gauge age but I would say at least 40’s (but still 7/10) small with a big ass probably size 14 but lovely big breasts and amazing big dark nipples. She’s quite dark for normal Thai as she states herself. Also has bit of “mum-tum” with a scar from child birth which she kept on trying to hide with her hand. She did wear “secretary” glasses which was quite sexy. She has couple of tattoos on her back.

The meet was for 8pm but she texted 30mins before to push back to 830 which I was ok with. When got there confirmed what I wanted and price - B2B £80 for 1 hour. She said for extra services and allowing me to do more to her her for extra £20. I only had extra £10 which she agreed to.  I asked to use shower and this is where is started to go downhill.

I asked if she would kelp me in shower and she said that “costs extra” but as I didn’t have extra money then she wouldn’t but I said to her that that’s what I thought the extra £10 was for. She said no but if I did online banking and transfer money into her account then she would. I said I didn’t do online banking.

She then said she would help me in shower and I could pay her next time I went to see her. So got in the shower and awaited her, she took at least 5 minutes doing goodness knows what & she came back in chewing gum like some hooker out of those American cop drama.

Anyway she got in shower and gave me a lacklustre wash but didn’t allow me to wash her. This lasted about 5 mins then into the bedroom as massage on a double bed. She kept on moaning about previous renters who broke her bed, stole her keys and stole her £1000 Louis Vuitton bag (why would you keep a £1000 bag in a flat if you’re not there!!). Anyway I heard this story at least 5 times.

So lay on my front and massage started off fine as some CC swipes then before she started the B2B she dimmed the lighting. It was nice to feel her breasts and I watched via her mirrored wardrobe. This lasted a very short time before she asked me to turn over.

She then proceeded to play with me trying to wank me off quickly doing over exaggerated mouth movements. I got her to stop then tried to give her oral but she said “that’s extra” and asked about me doing bank transfer again. I stated about the extra £10 so she reluctantly lay in her back.

Nice smooth pussy and tasted nice but put off with her fake porn voices. I asked her to lie on her front to which she said “no sex” so gave her oral on her ass which was nice.

After a long while of oral she asked if I like the taste of Thai pussy and if I would like to fuck Thai pussy. So I then thought maybe I was going to be getting some sex but nope. She just said maybe next time.

I then lay back and she finished me off. I checked my phone and I was only there for about 45mins.

Pros: nice breasts, nice nipples, nice glasses

Cons: no real B2B, time waster, crap massage In fact no real massage, same moaning about her ex-renters, trying to get extra money for non existent things.

Anyway a negative from me and I won’t be going back and wouldn’t recommend

Offline Trickus

Also sorry for the long blurb but wanted to try and give fuller description of events

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Holmlea Road, Southside of Glasgow

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She must have moved then...she used to run and work out of a modern flat, a 2/3minute walk from Holmlea Rd. Always been a shite punt though.

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She must have moved then...she used to run and work out of a modern flat, a 2/3minute walk from Holmlea Rd. Always been a shite punt though.

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