Author Topic: Lovely Oriental Massage - Orpington  (Read 10685 times)

Offline pewpewpew

External Link/Members Only

£45 1 hour + £35 extras


Was in the mood for a will she won't she kind of massage and this website looked like a possibility. Drove to Orpington after making my booking and the address on the website is not the real address so had to be given directions. I was looking for a massage shop but it was actually a flat so not sure if this is some kind of Covid setup or just how it's always been.

Girl was slim and had good looking eyes. Mask covered the rest of the face which she wore the entire time so no idea on age.

Massage was very good. Really knew what she was doing. Toward the end of the first half there was just the slightest hint of CC swipes where I thought that it could genuinely be by accident. She then came down to eye level and offered extras. No idea what she was saying due to the mask/accent/language barrier but agreed on £35. It was like a magical mystery waiting to see what I'd get.

She made me get up and give her the monies straight away and lay face down again which was uncomfortable on my boner. She then spent about 10 minutes playing with my nuts and teasing up my legs etc until I ended up on all fours and she stroked my balls and shaft. Was really good.

Turned over and she took her top off to reveal some lovely sized tits, not too big, not too small, which I was allowed to fondle and suck on while she alternated again with stroking my balls, shaft, and massaging legs, chest etc to keep me on the edge. Again, really good.

After about 10 minutes of this she started to stroke the old fella properly and after a few minutes got tired and told me to wank myself while sucking on her tits. I wasn't pleased but obliged and she took over just before I came.

Think she enjoyed the whole thing as her nipples were rock hard. Wouldn't mind fucking her but no idea if she'd do it.

Nice session. Only negatives were having to wank myself, which is quite a big negative, and the fact that the session paused while I fucked about retrieving money. All in all I enjoyed my time

Offline luv2kiss54

You had to wank yourself because she got tired for FFS.  :dash:

Dont know how you can give her a positive.

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Thanks for the warning, this reads more like a scam given you got no more than 20 mins of limited action.   :dash:

Had been considering this place's ad but will swerve.  :drinks:

Offline Wankingdead

This place is a legit scam, I have been to it and it is a flat, masseuse is fairly good looking and the massage element is reasonable but the scam start from the moment they get your money, lots of fucking about and messing without actually doing anything, I too was asked to wank myself which I did but I asked for £10 back which was handed back. I got few messages afterwards to my burner phone advertising their services.

Offline pewpewpew

I don't feel like I was scammed and had a genuinely good time. Ok having to wank myself for 1 minute was a bit of a piss take but overall the meeting was ok.

However, I have left some positive reviews for questionable punts recently and I don't know why. I just feel less upset by the bad points than I used to. Think I'm becoming a bit numb to the whole thing

Offline gary69

Depends what day you go ive been twice now Thursday girl was good Friday not so good

Offline pewpewpew

Depends what day you go ive been twice now Thursday girl was good Friday not so good
Mine was on a saturday so make of that what you will