Author Topic: Loni loves to play, Lincoln  (Read 1314 times)


1 review(s) for Loni loves to play!1 (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Jamesbattersea

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I was unsure if it should be a Negative but as i get older i get more generous and tolerant so went for the Neutral. You can make up your own minds.

THE COMMS
I was off on Tuesday so thought i'd better arrange to empty my horny bollox.
I'd messaged through AW 3 othervgirls the night before but no replys. So I had another look on AW and found this girl had a phone number. Gave her a ring and arranged for Lunch time.
Easy enough so far so good. Got a text with Postcode.
I arrived on time in the end but had previously let her know i would be 5 mins late sde to traffic on the A46 at Welton.  When i arrived I had a text asking if i was definitely still coming but i hadn't answered because i was driving, so sent a text to say i'd arrived on time after all so if she'd let me have the house number we could proseed with the jollies. She said she was quite ready because she wasn't sure i was still coming but if i wait 5 mins and knock she'll be ready.
So did that.

THE VENUE
Safe new build housing estate east of the city centre.
Not sure if she's half way through decorating as the carpet was up on the stairs.
House was clean but a bit untidy with kids stuff everywhere i think that's probably one of the many downsides to having kids.

THE GIRL
It is the girl in the photos. But some of the photos are flatering.
Chavy looking, orange fake tan on the face, Long black hair extensions, pumped up lips, Very long fake nails.
Size 12 probably bordering on 14. C cup tits.
Big bum, thick thighs which i like, bit of a Mum Tum which doesn't bother me i quite like a healthy bit of chub.

THE BUSINESS
She opened the door wearing tracky bottoms and Sports Bra top thing. Saying she wasn't quit ready yet but to go uostairs a have the shower that i'd arranged with her.
So had a shower and gave all my bits a good scrub got out got dried (the towel smelt a bit musty) and she said to go lay on the bed and wait for her.
Laid on the bed waiting for her to get ready i could here her in the shower and then another 5 mins of her fannying about but i thought it's ok she slipping into something sexy. But when she came into the room she wasn't wearing any bottoms but still had the top on.
I had opted for 1 hour with a massage start as she stated on her profile she was a massage master and ob the phone she said she'd learn massage at college.
Massage was a good massage to be fair. But i was expecting to turn turn into an erotic massage and have a turn over and cc swipes and all those things but no she finished the massage and then went to the bathroom. 5 mins later she came back to the room with a sponge and started washing my cock and balls
I said i've just got out the shower but she said it was a habit.
She then wanked me a bit and put a jonny on and said she can't do OWO cos she's just had her lips done.! OK not the end of the world to me but would have been nice to be told before hand.
Blow job was good, i've had better i've had worse. A lot a of hand work though. Managed to get her to take her bra off.
Then she jumps on reverse cow girl then doggy and 10 mins in i could feel my sap rising so i asked her to lay on her back and i went down on her it was clean so game on but i got 8 tong strokes in and she sat up flipped over and went into doggy position i thought she likes been liked from behind so it did but she said no fuck me. She seemed in a rush for me to finish. I really like licking woman out i consider myself pretty goi
 at it and 9 out 10 i can get to cum in fact the last 2 girls i saw i got to squirt so was intending to see if i could make it a hattrick but no!! She seemed in a rush fir me to crack on with it.
I fucked her doggy for another 5 mins and started to leak a bit of spunk but wasn't ready to orgasum yet so got my self together and carried on. I changed her to mish position but the condom came off i went for another one but she picked the used one up and the 2 drops of man liquid i'd leaked came out she then said you've already cum. She then got up and went back to the bathroom. I wasn't sure what was happening so i waited until eventually she came back in smoking a joint and she started put her top on.
I don't really mind if they smoke weed cos as a kid i smoked loads of it but it would nice t be asked if i mind cos i haven't smoked it for 20 years and i can see it would put many off.
I said not to put her top on as we still had to finish off i still had plenty in the tank! But she said no second pop cos i hadn'y arranged it on the phone. I tried to explain i hadn't had the first one properly yet but she wasn't having it.
She just started messing with her phone again as sh'd done serval times during the session. I got dressed and saw myself out.


I was still  as horny as hell with an unfinshed job in my pants.
So started looking at AW to get to get the baby batter off my brain. That will be another review.

If you want a quick pump and dump i think this girl would be a good option and would probably serve you quite well.
If you like false looking Chavs she might be for you.

I paid 125 for the hour but was out of there with 45 mins.

Would i go back : NO
Would i recomend : only for 15 min quicky

Offline Corky


I was unsure if it should be a Negative but as i get older i get more generous and tolerant so went for the Neutral. You can make up your own minds.



Sounds like a total negative to be honest. It's a very generous review.

Offline lincolnbull

seen loni in the past deffo a neg from me booked half hour out in less then 15 mins full of lies

Offline GingerNuts

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seen loni in the past deffo a neg from me booked half hour out in less then 15 mins full of lies

It would have been a negative if you'd posted a review and warned other members.

Offline dj_486

Negative would be justified if you ask me.