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External Link/Members OnlyYouthfully but awkwardly coming out of my across the border, yorkshire pudding podging hotlist comes this lass. I have a wide taste in looks, ages, colours and sizes. When the mood takes me I will enjoy an alt looking youngster and after her recommendation from a fellow mukker on here I thought I'd give her a whirl and treat get to some Lancashire inside her.
Comm's.... Emmm, tricky. Vague and elusive initially then just daft eventually. After initial email exchange we have an agreed day, an agreed time and we're set (or so I thought).
She has this stupid method of insisting that she does not pass any details on until the day of the punt, that includes address, postcode, town and most importantly phone number. Her method is to state she will CALL YOU either the evening before or on the day. I chose on the day but in the back of my mind I kind of knew this was going to go south.
So, on the day, I'm awaiting my precious phone call.... I got nothing, total radio silence, no text, no phone call, no email.... Nothing. The scheduled time passed and I went to my local cafe!
Remember, she's passed no contact details on and expects us to dangle awaiting the princess to deem it warrented to honour us with her time.
Bollocks to that love, I'm not being pissed about when I'm about to spend over two bloody quid per minute.
Venue.... No idea
Looks..... Looks well in her pics!
The action..... A bit of waiting then a full english brekkie.... Food has always been my plan b... You'd be surprised how much better you feel with a full belly.
To sum up.... This lass has a rediculous method of comms. It seems she thinks she's the princess and us plebs have to dance around to please her. Not this lad, I never left the sofa for her. The bloody cheek of her too, she's got a section on her profile regarding time waster... She needs to read her own bloody words
Would I recommend.... No, I've no time for lasses that think fucking us about is acceptable, no matter how fit their arse is!
Would I return.... Ha ha.... I'll never darken her inbox again!