Author Topic: Big Nipple Babe - Thornley  (Read 6138 times)


22 review(s) for Lao Massage (17 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Andycam1971

External Link/Members Only

This booking was a couple of weeks ago,

Found on AW and appointment arranged by text, confirmed and given post code. I had to text when close to get the exact address.

The location is a house in a new build estate, parking on the drive and door opened as soon as I exited the car. Inside, shoes off at the door, she asked if I had a temperature etc. she had a face-shield on but that was removed inside the room. She did tell me her name but I didn't catch it.

Booking was for 30 minutes, now I'm sure it had £60 on her AW profile but it's now showing £40 for 30 minutes so it would be worth checking that out. I confirmed with text that everything was included and she said it was. Into the room and paperwork sorted. She stayed in the room as I got dressed and sorted some pillows for the table. The table is massive, really wide and was warm. Once I was in position, she asked if I wanted her to get naked, erm!

Age wise I would say profile is accurate at 43, I'm crap at dress sizes but I would say 10~12. Quite slender with flat stomach, fake boobs with massive nipples! Completely shaved.

The massage was really good, she's on and off the table not really body to body but she does get quite close and you can feel brushes of nipples on your back. She was quite chatty throughout. Not really sensual until almost time to turn over and she stuck one of her tits in my hand. My first time with anyone and I don't really try anything, I want to work out how things are first.

On the flip and it started getting better, lubed up the old man and started to get to work, she keeps climbing up on the table and moving around a lot so she can get her boobs in your mouth. She then asked if I wanted her to suck my cock, daft question! it was only for a minute or so though, then more climbing around to get the tits back in my mouth while doing the HE. Hands were free to wander at this point and she was naked, nothing inserted though.

The rest of the time I was given a thorough going over with legs in all positions, she remained naked throughout. There was no hint of rushing or clockwatching at all, my half an hour was more like 45~50 minutes.

Bottle of water and a hug before leaving.

Thoroughly enjoyable and I will definitely return.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2020, 11:31:51 am by Andycam1971 »

Offline maxxblue

Age wise I would say profile is accurate at 43..

Just a minor point, her profile states 43 but in the text she describes herself as 'Friendly 48yo Lao lady'. From my experience, I would say that the 48 figure is accurate, though she could easily get away with claiming to be a lot younger.  :hi:

Online waynekerr600

Cheers Andy that's a really useful review.

Offline Andycam1971

Just a minor point, her profile states 43 but in the text she describes herself as 'Friendly 48yo Lao lady'. From my experience, I would say that the 48 figure is accurate, though she could easily get away with claiming to be a lot younger.  :hi:

Good point, I missed that. I looked at the age one the bottom part.

Offline oldrockingchair

Sounds like VFM Andy i think I am gonna stray more towards a massage going forward just seems a bit safer when I return back to my punting ways, thanks for the review  :thumbsup:

Offline maxxblue

Good point, I missed that. I looked at the age one the bottom part.

I don't think it makes much difference as she looks good for her age anyway.

Also, thanks for taking the time to do the review.

Offline Whattacrock

I was looking at her profile last week or so, can't remember the rates, but she has since removed the pictures

She did also list a few other extras, eg I'm pretty sure oral etc was mentioned under the likes, but now its pretty much just hand relief.....hope thats not the case :(

Still tempting to try for sometime in the next fortnight though, and hopefully get oral or even better FS

Offline SBM

Oh heck!  I had the pleasure of her several times when she worked between Stockton and Hartlepool several years back and thought she'd retired!  I'm pretty sure she's been 48 years old for quite a while now, but always enjoyed my meetings with her - a good massage (and she was happy to increase or decrease the pressure, as desired!) and, as full service was available at the time, she really was a pocket-rocket!

Glad you had a good time - I never failed to leave without a big smile on my face and feeling quite happy!  If time and circumstances permit, I'll happily make the trip for the massage and happy ending. :thumbsup:

Online nerascal

She's 51, turned 50 last Summer. I suspect she'll remain as 48 for a while on adverts!

Offline Sar-Major

Cheers for the review AC.    :drinks:    Glad to hear you had an enjoyable visit.    :thumbsup:

Got some South of Tyne visits to do next month, could well be tempted to see BNB whilst I'm in her area.  :D

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline catweazle

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,062
  • Likes: 63
  •  
  • Reviews: 109
Cheers for the review AC.    :drinks:    Glad to hear you had an enjoyable visit.    :thumbsup:

Got some South of Tyne visits to do next month, could well be tempted to see BNB whilst I'm in her area.  :D

 :hi: :hi:
Do, she's worth it.

Offline Sar-Major

Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline nayclover

Visited yesterday will post review later . All in all great visit ! above review is accurate and received similar service very good massage and HE . age wise she does not look 50 and her body is solid with great breasts would have put the more at  35 -40s 

Offline Weatherman21

I tried to book in today but she was fully booked.