External Link/Members OnlyComms: As usual at Hush, dead easy. Called about an hour before. Txt to confirm.
Premises: Reasonably discreet. Easy parking. Hand sanitizer in reception.
Girl: My usual at Hush (Sam) has left so, given the reviews and that Leah wasn't free, thought I'd try Pixie. Average looking, pleasant and fairly chatty. Definitely aged more like 34 than the 24 stated. About 5'7" with a few extra pounds around the belly, piercings and quite a lot of ink. More like 32A (if that) than 32B. In fact, when she took her top off, she was so flat I did a double take. Can honestly say I've never been with a WG with so little in the way of tits. I'm sure some like it but not for me.
Massage: Decent enough, maybe a bit light. But she seemed distracted throughout as if she couldn't finish soon enough. Maybe I wasn't her type. The thing that made this a negative rather than neutral was that right from the start I was aware of a fishy aroma in the room. I mentioned it and first she said it was the oil, then her perfume. But it just got worse to the point where I struggled to stay hard and couldn't get out into the fresh air fast enough.
If you like a quick run of the mill massage and HR, it's vfm I guess but I prefer my WGs with at least a bit of shape and at least an attempt at some enthusiasm. And the smell in the room was a definite turn off.