Author Topic: Lovely fun loving Jeanette - Heywood  (Read 14015 times)


31 review(s) for fun loving jeanette (30 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Hot tongue

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Ground floor flat on an estate in Heywood, Lancs.

This happened in January.
I booked for an hour for £100.
Jeanette was dressed in black underwear and black fishnets, and looked very horny.
Once the money was out the way, I stripped down to my pants and climbed on the bed with her. Some enthusiastic snogging followed and her hand went inside my pants and she started squeezing my cock.
I was wearing a heavy doughnut cock ring, so my cock was soon desperate to be set free, so off came the pants and Jeanette quickly tried to swallow it whole.
Some really deep throat. I'm surprised at how much of my big hard prick she can actually get into her mouth, she's quite amazing. Then it was her turn.
Off came the bra for some gentle nipple sucking, then pulling the knickers to one side I started caressing her clit. After a short while, there was a n orgasm accompanied by a squirt.
I carried on, and it wasn't long before she orgasmed again.
My cock felt like it was going to explode, with all this pussy eating, so the condom had to go on.
I requested the doggy position, and she said 'I bet you cant resist shoving it in my arse'
She was right, so I decided to go for a 'cockchafer' - that's where you pull the gusset of the knickers to one side and let them rub against the side of your cock as you thrust in and out.
Well I had one hell of a job getting my cock into her arse. Lube, re- lube, a lot of shoving and pushing, pulling the sphincter open and after the fourth attempt, in it went.
From the expression on Jeanette's face, it was a bit painful, but she urged me to carry on nice and slowly.
I did just that and built up a steady rhythm, sliding in a bit deeper each thrust until it was virtually all the way in up to the balls.
I could see she wasn't comfortable, although she urged me to keep going. I knew it was n't going to happen. If I feel I'm inflicting pain, then I can't continue, so I pulled slowly out, and removed the condom.
I lay on my back and Jeanette got to work on my cock with her mouth and her hand.
It didn't take long before there was a huge cum explosion. One spurt hit her in the face and the rest splattered her tits.
I think I nearly passed out. My knees certainly felt weak as we cleaned up and dressed.
I must see her again as soon as possible when all of this lock down is over.

Offline Bustydusty

Any chance of a review that doesn’t tell us about your “big hard prick”?

Offline Kenaldo

It must be massive if Jeanette struggles to stick it up her arse!

Offline Bustydusty

It must be massive if Jeanette struggles to stick it up her arse!

Yes I reckon it is - the fact he tells us in every review must mean it’s a pretty amazing size...

Offline freeze44

Yes I reckon it is - the fact he tells us in every review must mean it’s a pretty amazing size...

Yeah heard that too! Really really big! Honest  :thumbsup:

Offline Tony4447

Yeah heard that too! Really really big! Honest  :thumbsup:

Even struggles to get a rubber to fit!!!

Offline Bustydusty

Even struggles to get a rubber to fit!!!

It must be fuckin massive!

Offline Captain caveman 69

Any chance of a review that doesn’t tell us about your “big hard prick”?
Dusty you crack me up lol :D

Offline cash2spare

I've heard it's that big it's stapled to his forehead  ;)

Offline Thecunninglinguist

I've heard it's that big it's stapled to his forehead  ;)
Fuck knows! :lol:

Offline Northerndave666

Any chance of a review that doesn’t tell us about your “big hard prick”?

Or how he makes women shudder with delight after they orgasm?

Have these reviews been pulled from a 40 year old copy of Razzle?

Offline freeze44

Or how he makes women shudder with delight after they orgasm?

Have these reviews been pulled from a 40 year old copy of Razzle?

I know it really fucks me off as wish I had a super hard 12 inch cock, a tongue like a snake and could make women cum so hard.

Offline Bustydusty

I know it really fucks me off as wish I had a super hard 12 inch cock, a tongue like a snake and could make women cum so hard.

Or even just a “very impressive stiffie” :lol: :dash:

Offline bigthickdick

A joke comes to mind:

The boss is shagging his secretary. He pushes his cock in balls deep and starts going.  She says to him:

-I'm so horny, put it in now!
-Err... but it's already in...
-Is it? Oh my god, it's sooo big!!! :D

By the way Jeanette is another (good) one I should (have) review(ed ages ago).  Very big positive and she took my (obviously not that :unknown:) bigthickdick up the shitter without any problem at all.  :hi:
« Last Edit: April 06, 2020, 12:20:03 am by bigthickdick »

Offline dirkgolfer

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im 63 when i was in my prime my cock was 9inches with one wrinkle,now its 1 inch with 9 wrinkles
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Offline Tony4447

Sorry lads but some of us do have large cocks ............. I have I get specially made condoms (I wish), I think he f**king wishes as well  :lol: :lol:

Offline Bustydusty

Sorry lads but some of us do have large cocks ............. I have I get specially made condoms (I wish), I think he f**king wishes as well  :lol: :lol:

It’s a bastard for deepthroat when they can manage 6 inches but can’t get the other half in  :dash:

Offline rocket88

It’s a bastard for deepthroat when they can manage 6 inches but can’t get the other half in  :dash:
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I've got 12 inches,but I don't use it as a rule.......

Offline Home Alone

Any chance of a review that doesn’t tell us about your “big hard prick”?

As Winston Churchill once said about Clement Attlee, his Wartime deputy and the first PM after World War 2,* "A modest man with a lot to be modest about!" :D :D :D

* Apologies to my fellow 'Silver punters'; I fear many of the Young 'Uns won't know who Clement Attlee was.

Offline Colston36

As Winston Churchill once said about Clement Attlee, his Wartime deputy and the first PM after World War 2,* "A modest man with a lot to be modest about!" :D :D :D

* Apologies to my fellow 'Silver punters'; I fear many of the Young 'Uns won't know who Clement Attlee was.

I remember being in my "uncle's" car in 1945 as the election results came in. I was 9 years old. He wasn't my uncle; he was havng an affair with my mother. But he had a fit as he realised Labour were in with a landslide.

The exact exchange was that someone said to Churchill: "Mr. Attlee is a very modest man." Churchill: "He has much to be modest about." This was rather unfair. Although not as heroic as Churchill, who had served in three wars, Attlee had been decorated for bravery in World War 1.

On a more important matter, I always fancied seeing Jeanette, but she's about 4 hours away from me and would probabaly be terrified by the sight of my massive throbbing member as it cast its looming shadow over the terrified population of Heywood.

Offline Itzmurph

I know it really fucks me off as wish I had a super hard 12 inch cock, a tongue like a snake and could make women cum so hard.

Me too, wish I had a 12” cock, instead of this 14” monster I have to strap to my leg  :cool:

Offline Home Alone

I remember being in my "uncle's" car in 1945 as the election results came in. I was 9 years old. He wasn't my uncle; he was havng an affair with my mother. But he had a fit as he realised Labour were in with a landslide.

The exact exchange was that someone said to Churchill: "Mr. Attlee is a very modest man." Churchill: "He has much to be modest about." This was rather unfair. Although not as heroic as Churchill, who had served in three wars, Attlee had been decorated for bravery in World War 1.

Thanks for the context, Colston; I wasn't aware of it.

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On a more important matter, I always fancied seeing Jeanette, but she's about 4 hours away from me and would probabaly be terrified by the sight of my massive throbbing member as it cast its looming shadow over the terrified population of Heywood.

With respect, I can't imagine anything phasing [sp?] Jeanette. As for the citizens of Heywood, "you might say that; I couldn't possibly  comment!"  ;)

Offline softlad25

he's not albino
he's got a hard on  :lol: 

Offline Yorkshirebloke

Anyone know how to contact her Iv been sending emails via adultwork on and off since Xmas and they are still showing as unread,,
I’d love to see her but will give up eventually
Cheers chaps
Dan

Offline Captain caveman 69

Anyone know how to contact her Iv been sending emails via adultwork on and off since Xmas and they are still showing as unread,,
I’d love to see her but will give up eventually
Cheers chaps
Dan
maybe she is shielding and not seeing clients

Offline Yorkshirebloke

maybe she is shielding and not seeing clients

I did think that but seeing as i have been emailing since December up to lockdown and then these past couple of weeks and non have been read I don’t think that’s the reason..
Does she advertise anywhere else with different contact details???

Offline Home Alone

Don't know the answer to your question, Dan; but I've just been looking at Jeanette's Gallery and must say I like her 'blonde' look.

I must go back there! :P :P :P

Offline Yorkshirebloke

Don't know the answer to your question, Dan; but I've just been looking at Jeanette's Gallery and must say I like her 'blonde' look.

I must go back there! :P :P :P

Yes she is right up my street but if I’m unable to make contact I will have to give up,,,she has plenty of reviews so she must be contactable or does she just have a load of regulars

Offline holeymoley

Think you might be right about regulars, although I’ve seen her a few times, she had forgotten me when I texted her so she ignored me ( how could she ?)
I followed up with an email and had a meet no problem when she realised who I was. Btw a lovely lady very consistent with her enthusiasm she puts a lot of the others to shame. Imho and of course YMMV

Offline McMuffin1

As Winston Churchill once said about Clement Attlee, his Wartime deputy and the first PM after World War 2,* "A modest man with a lot to be modest about!" :D :D :D

* Apologies to my fellow 'Silver punters'; I fear many of the Young 'Uns won't know who Clement Attlee was.

Another one I always enjoyed was something along the lines of "an empty taxi pulled up outside 10 Downing St and out stepped Clement Attlee".

Offline Yorkshirebloke

Think you might be right about regulars, although I’ve seen her a few times, she had forgotten me when I texted her so she ignored me ( how could she ?)
I followed up with an email and had a meet no problem when she realised who I was. Btw a lovely lady very consistent with her enthusiasm she puts a lot of the others to shame. Imho and of course YMMV

Well she must not want to see me sent 3 emails this week and not one as been read,,she has logged in everyday too..
Oh well some things just not ment to be

Offline Mrloverman14

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Anyone noticed that her account has gone. I wonder if she has retired or maybe has that many regulars that she has removed the account.
Banned reason: No intention of contributing to the site in 6 years, he’s a reader not a writer, here’s something to read, “Bye”
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Anyone noticed that her account has gone. I wonder if she has retired or maybe has that many regulars that she has removed the account.

What does it matter to you? She was never going to see you anyway.

Struggling to get a booking. Not sure if I have said something wrong in the email. I have emailed her twice and the second email she just deleted. She sounds good fun though.

I have been struggling to get a booking with her too. She literally just deletes my message without looking at it. I suppose if she is good at what she does then she is going be pretty busy. I don’t have any feedback on AW either as I tend to book with them over the phone.

Offline cueball

What does it matter to you? She was never going to see you anyway.
Hmm, good spot ging. 3 years, 3 posts, all about this lass.....

There's a limit to staying on subject  :sarcastic:

Offline Mrloverman14

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True ginger nut haven’t really contributed much else. More of a reader than a writer. Sorry for putting something I will leave it to 4 posts only. ☹️☹️☹️☹️😂😂😂
Banned reason: No intention of contributing to the site in 6 years, he’s a reader not a writer, here’s something to read, “Bye”
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Offline Briddy

I will leave it to 4 posts only. ☹️☹️☹️☹️😂😂😂
or just get yourself banned rather than being a waste of server space

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True ginger nut haven’t really contributed much else. More of a reader than a writer. Sorry for putting something I will leave it to 4 posts only. ☹️☹️☹️☹️😂😂😂
You are a waste of a membership. Just shut your account down if you don’t want to contribute.

Offline chrishornx

True ginger nut haven’t really contributed much else. More of a reader than a writer. Sorry for putting something I will leave it to 4 posts only. ☹️☹️☹️☹️

😂😂😂

good go away

Offline ISTS2005

True ginger nut haven’t really contributed much else. More of a reader than a writer. Sorry for putting something I will leave it to 4 posts only. ☹️☹️☹️☹️😂😂😂

"putting something"? You haven't put ANYTHING. You've just fucking mithered. Fair enough if you were new but you've "put" 4 almost identical posts up about the same woman in 3 years.

Some fucking loverman....