Author Topic: Coco, Thai, Water Street - Birmingham  (Read 2100 times)


20 review(s) for Elle_Hot_Girl (12 positive, 4 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline girthyrod

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Location, Water St.

Duration - 30mins @ £60.

Meet - Last few days, fancied a bit of Anya, couldnt geg hold so checked out Coco, decent reviews so gave it a go.

Comms good,
Apartment was clean but we had to be quiet. Think Water St is an on top location now and people catching on.
I booked 30 mins with intention of extending if I liked her, turned out to be a blessing.

Shes early 50s, pics are old. She opened door and hid behind, I walked in and my heart sank as going from Anya to Coco is like going from Sutton to Darlaston.

Room was dark, this worked in her favour. I simply paid up and thought quickie and bounce. She stashed, returned, got on with blow job which was good but to be honest I closed eyes and got a good suck. Sucked the tip, moaned I was too big and worked with her hands, she drained every drop and spat out in the bathroom.

I literally couldnt care a fuck at this point, I was happy to leave, massage or go again with eyes closed. I wasnt attracted one bit.

She returned, fag packet english, took her clothes off. Rd two, but her belly is massive, two rolls, that absolutely flawed me. At this point I had mentally checked out. Had a massage and fucked off. No sex, didnt even fancy that, first time ever for me that.

Shes a nice enough person and demeanour but I felt cheated based on the old pics, didnt like the silence, didn't feel attracted one bit. Had this been a meal out, I'd refuse the bill.

She's clearly made some folk happy and each to their own, but for me she's a 3/10 looks, 3/10 body with a half decent rack. My first ever negative and my first ever punt where I've genuinely not fancies a fuck.