I went to see Stunning Chick back in January but I am only doing the review now. She's a squirter fan's wet (literally) dream.
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Fantastic punt, the best, genuine squirter I've ever seen.
Venue: a low-rent, 2-star hotel on the outskirts of Dartford. She also travels around the area, so works in Maidstone and other close by towns.
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £200 inc. £50 extra for squirting (without squirting, the hour is £150).
Comms: so-so. Not bad, but not great either. Sporadic replies to texts on occasion, but got their in the end.
First things first: this woman is an incredible squirter and you're guaranteed to get wet. She'll hit the wall from the bed. She charges £50 extra for squirting but it was worth it IMHO. She can squirt at will, with very little warm up and it's porn-style squirting.
Context: I was originally trying to organise the squirting threesome advertised on her profile, as apparently she works with another girl who also squirts. Since squirting is one of my favourite fetishes, I can't imagine many things better than two girls giving me a good soaking. Alas, it wasn't to be because her friend was on her period. So after a couple of false starts in scheduling, I finally locked in a meet with Stunning Chick by herself.
Arrival: I live in Central London, so travelling to Dartford was a bit of a pain. Had to take an Uber to the hotel from the train station as it's far too far to want to walk. Bit of a mission, but that's more due to my circumstances than anything else. If you're driving, it couldn't be easier. The hotel is as budget as they come, but it consists of a few different buildings, so there's no need to go past reception. Piece of cake to find the room and we're away!
The Girl: even hotter than the pics suggest, in my view. Big ass, which I didn't expect. Possible bubble-butt contender, actually. Her profile no longer specifies her age, but when I booked her it did, and claimed she was 35. I believe this is accurate. She was dressed a bodice sort of thing with fishnets and Louboutin heels. She has nice skin, great tits and a cracking set of hips, harbouring a brilliant ass. I was very pleased.
Service: I said I wanted to be drenched and that whenever she wanted to squirt I would regard it as a waste if any of it didn't find its way onto my body or face. She delivered in spades, keeping the squirting up for the full hour with only one short break in the middle. She straddled my face and soaked me, we went into 69 and she soaked me, she lay back and got me to stand at the end of the bed while she soaked me in a fashion not unlike a garden hose on a summer's day, from a distance of about 6ft. She soaked my cock, my face, my chest, everything. I was drowning and it was fucking immense.
She wanted to be fucked but I couldn't get it up - this was among my early punting forays and I was really nervous in all my first punts to the point of non-performance - but I told her I'd revist her for another round. For those interested in things other than the squirting on a booking like this: her OWO was decent enough, not mind-bending and not very deep, but perfectly passable. 69 was good too and pussy is nice and neat and tasted great. No complaints here.
Drew time at this point, so got dressed to leave. Didn't shower, but definitely washed my face!
Pros:
- Best squirter I've ever seen and more importantly requires almost zero coaxing or warming up to absolutely drench you
- Hot body, better than pics IMHO, especially tits and big bubble butt for those interested (I include myself in that number, which only served to make this punt all the better!)
- Pretty girl
- Very friendly and puts you at ease
Cons:
- Extra £50 for squirting was a bit annoying, but it is what it is. If you've got a premium product and you know it, you're gonna milk it for what it's worth.
Would I return? Yes, because I love squirting so much. For those who can take it or leave it, you will probably find better VFM elsewhere. This is for the connoisseurs. Next time, I intend to book the squirting threesome she writes about on her profile which, for two squirters at £300 for the hour, is better VFM in my view.
