External Link/Members OnlyOverall: OK, but nothing special. It was a bit of a disappointment as I was expecting more. I paid 35 quid plus another 20 for HE. The massage was a bit aggressive but the HE was OK (ish). I might go back but there are other places in the area that I would consider first. Overall I think maybe a neutral for me, but it bordered on the positive. I think it could have been better though.
Comms: Simple phone call to book a 1-hour slot.
Location: Easy to find when compared to some of the other massage places in the area. I parked in Higher Hillgate in the 1-hour-free spaces. If you are looking for it on StreetView it’s around the corner from the main building in Higher Hillgate. I think this used to be J&J massage.
Person: I forgot to ask her name (rookie mistake) but she seemed to be in charge. She was quite chatty and looked maybe early 40’s or late 30’s. They are Covid aware and the staff wear masks or those plexiglass face shields.
Booking: I was taken into a large room with a big massage table and undressed, then waited for quite a while before my masseuse appeared. She was in full corona gear with the facemask and body covering PPE and rubber gloves. You are expected to wear a facemask but only when you are face up. The massage was quite an aggressive one, with fast and strong strokes, not sensual at all. The rubber gloves didn’t add to the experience either but there are some among us who might get off on the rubber gloves experience. It felt a bit like that scene in American Pie where the girl is wanking off the guy in the car, then when he comes you see her take off the gloves. It was the usual back, then legs, then arms. There were not any real CC swipes or hints of anything extra but she was not careful to avoid any touches to the boys.
On turnover she asked if I wanted HE and I went for it – 20 quid extra: the going rate I think. I didn’t ask about any thing else such as B2B mostly because I wasn’t in the mood for that and hadn’t been put in the mood for it either with this functional massage. However, the HE was well done, despite the usual “wow what a big cock” comments. Any more of these and I might begin to believe them. However, she kind of stopped as I came so didn’t quite finish me off as well as I might have hoped.
After this she continued the massage, then it was shower and out. One good thing was that she didn’t insist on the 20 quid up front and I paid the extra on the way out.
