Moon Health in Addlestone - Corona Virus edition - HE not taken

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This is a very quick and partial review of Moon Health in Addlestone after it opened post the first? lock-down.  I've been having back problems lately and already had a lacklustre massage with a decent HE last week so when I went to Moon Health I really only wanted a medicinal one hour massage.  I brought exactly £50 (used to be £45) with me so I would not be tempted to blow more as I'd rather spend my money on a proper balls deep punt. Hopefully soon! I booked by txt as that is now a requirement so that they can contact you if they have an outbreak. I used my punter phone of course!

I showed up and was greeted by a fat Chinese/Indian/Middle Eastern? man (man? WTF!!!) who took the money for the massage. Next to him was a nubile and sexy 20 something Asian girl who started chatted with me.  I was starting to have regrets about not bringing HR money but it turned out that my masseuse was a different 30/40 something Asian lady with food preparation blue plastic gloves and surgical mask.  She had a bit of a belly but nice breasts from what I could see. Massage room lit in red light only. I lay down on the massage table and received a fair to good massage with her in full PPE.  Different, but not all that nice!  The gloves kind of stick to the oil and to your skin.  If you have a medical kink you might enjoy this.

When the cc swipes did their work I claimed that this was my first time and that I did not bring any extra cash.  I did not really have regrets as the bloke at the door and all that PPE put me off somewhat.  I said I'd come back soon and how much it would be.  I was quoted £30 for HE.  I don't think there is anything else available and I'm pretty sure the gloves don't come off for the HE.  Before the massage finished I heard another customer being guided to the cubical next to mine.  When I left, the cute 20 something girl was still in the front with the fat bloke so I don't think she is available as there are only two cubicles and both were in use.  I did not see the other lady as the masseuses are kept out of sight.

Given the choice between £80/hour at Moon Health in full PPE or £60/hour at Ewa (loose dress and no knickers), I'd rather visit Ewa ( https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279648.0 ) even if the massage could have been a little harder.

[Muff licker]

Good review have you tried the new shop in Chertsey HE is available there?

[ffstiap]

Thanks MuffLicker

I've never been but when I looked it up on Google just now it was listed as temporarily closed.  If should think HE is available as their pricing structure is identical to places that do.  Remember the parlours do not offer any sexual services but what happens between you and the girl is between consenting adults.

Most of the time when punters don't get extras it is because they did not signal that they were interested and the girls are obviously worried some arsehole will complain that he was touched or solicited.  Equally the punters are worried she will complain that you are a pervert if you ask directly or are too obvious.

There are little ways of making sure the masseuse knows that you are interested. Tell her that you've been before or to other massage parlours and then complement her and tell her how much you are looking forward to today. When you pay tell her you want to be really relaxed and let her see you have more money (£20/30 for HE) with you. She will leave to put the massage money in the till and to let you get undressed. When she returns be completely naked and let her see your cock ie still putting your clothes away or by rolling on the side to acknowledge her return. Make sure your cock is between your legs instead of under your stomach so that she can see it and has access. Having a bit of dribble cock or occasional partial or full hard on during the massage also helps. During the massage you can try accidentally on purpose touching her legs but make sure it is deniable. When she gets to massaging your legs, spread them a little extra and react positively to her accidental touching of your bum/cock/balls. She will then do a great job to get you rock hard and then she will ask if you want to be really relaxed.  Say yes and pay. 

HE is just a hand job but you can usually touch her legs/bum/tits/pussy over and sometimes even under the clothes unless she objects of course. Body to body most of the time is the same but she is naked. Sometimes they slide on top of you but never penetrative. If you want more, don't go to a massage parlour.   

[houseboot]

Good review have you tried the new shop in Chertsey HE is available there?

Did you mean:-

"Good review, have you tried the new shop in Chertsey?  HE is available there"


Or has another new shop opened in Chertsey since your Review last September.

[contentguy]

Thanks MuffLicker

I've never been but when I looked it up on Google just now it was listed as temporarily closed.  If should think HE is available as their pricing structure is identical to places that do.  Remember the parlours do not offer any sexual services but what happens between you and the girl is between consenting adults.

Most of the time when punters don't get extras it is because they did not signal that they were interested and the girls are obviously worried some arsehole will complain that he was touched or solicited.  Equally the punters are worried she will complain that you are a pervert if you ask directly or are too obvious.

There are little ways of making sure the masseuse knows that you are interested. Tell her that you've been before or to other massage parlours and then complement her and tell her how much you are looking forward to today. When you pay tell her you want to be really relaxed and let her see you have more money (£20/30 for HE) with you. She will leave to put the massage money in the till and to let you get undressed. When she returns be completely naked and let her see your cock ie still putting your clothes away or by rolling on the side to acknowledge her return. Make sure your cock is between your legs instead of under your stomach so that she can see it and has access. Having a bit of dribble cock or occasional partial or full hard on during the massage also helps. During the massage you can try accidentally on purpose touching her legs but make sure it is deniable. When she gets to massaging your legs, spread them a little extra and react positively to her accidental touching of your bum/cock/balls. She will then do a great job to get you rock hard and then she will ask if you want to be really relaxed.  Say yes and pay. 

HE is just a hand job but you can usually touch her legs/bum/tits/pussy over and sometimes even under the clothes unless she objects of course. Body to body most of the time is the same but she is naked. Sometimes they slide on top of you but never penetrative. If you want more, don't go to a massage parlour.   

Wow, TLDR, but why not just ask!
Politely enquire as to options when calling.

If there are ‘options’ she’ll say, otherwise.... why bother.

FFS

Guy

[Muff licker]

Did you mean:-

"Good review, have you tried the new shop in Chertsey?  HE is available there"


Or has another new shop opened in Chertsey since your Review last September.

No same shop just pointing out another local shop

[houseboot]

 No same shop just pointing out another local shop

 

[ffstiap]

Wow, TLDR, but why not just ask!
Politely enquire as to options when calling.

If there are ‘options’ she’ll say, otherwise.... why bother.

FFS

Guy

The answer is in the bit you could not be bother to read.

[ffstiap]

No same shop just pointing out another local shop

Sorry.  I interpreted your original question to mean that you wondered if HE was available at the place in Chertsey.   I've not tried been yet but now you've recommended it I might go there in the future.

[Silver Birch]

Wow, TLDR, but why not just ask!
Politely enquire as to options when calling.

If there are ‘options’ she’ll say, otherwise.... why bother.

I actually like the uncertainty game. Will she touch me, won't she? Is she rubbing against me or did I imagine it? Did I just open my legs enough for her to read the signal?

Admittedly it is disappointing to leave fully loaded, but can only remember that happening once, and even then she said I could do that part myself. I got an attack of shyness   

[advent2016]

First time I visited I didn't get HE and thought it was legit, BUT later she texted me an I met her for more (BJ/RO) at her flat. She said she thought I was a policeman.

[Muff licker]

First time I visited I didn't get HE and thought it was legit, BUT later she texted me an I met her for more (BJ/RO) at her flat. She said she thought I was a policeman.

Interesting where is her flat i would like some of that?

[pewpewpew]

I am developing a bit of a medical kink so perhaps would be worth a visit. Need to get that younger girl though. You think if I ask they will agree or is she totally just to draw us in?