Oriental Therapy, College Green, Bristol

[Freejack77]

I haven't been anywhere for months, much like most other people, but lockdown hasn't been kind to my back so needed some attention on it with ideally a happy ending:

Time: 5.30pm
Location: around the corner from the Bag O Nails cat pub
Price: £30 for half an hour
Girl: Candy - looked about 30, but could be either side of that figure, maybe 5 ft and wearing a mask. Pleasant enough, didn't find her attractive and not because of the mask.
Parking: on the road up and down the street, easy to find a spot and a couple of quid.

I got there and found my way up and then down thanks to the reviews on here.  I was in Bristol for work, had a small window and haven't been to this place before but needed my back manipulated so was hoping for a thai battering to loosen things up.  Candy who turned out to be Chinese welcomed me in, shoes off at the door and (I kid you not) hand sanitizer every step I took and after everything I touched including my own coat etc. I didn't mind under the circumstances and they're taking every precaution they can in order to be open. 

The room was fine, the lounge, with a big sturdy professional looking massage table. Stripped and onto the bed, what followed was a very average massage that was in no way anything else. Candy was nice enough, not too chatty, the massage just wasn't especially awe inspiring. Half an hour was up, no hint of anything else but I quite like the WSWS element even in these places, and because of the underwhelming massage I didn't ask.

Neutral because it certainly wasn't negative, just very average.

Slim pickings on the massage front at the moment for obvious reasons, after so long I was hoping for a really good thai style manipulation off someone attractive. Guess it's London or Birmingham if I want that next time.

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[houseboot]

I don't know why you thought this was a Thai place.

If you put "Yoyo Bristol" in the "Search box" there are numerous Reviews which all say Chinese.

I have changed the title from "Thai ?" to ""Oriental Therapy" which is what it says on the advert.

No HE?  That must be a first for this place.

[Freejack77]

I’m 99% certain the ad I saw originally said Thai, despite the posts, which is why I picked it. Maybe I got confused, we’ll never know, but I searched for the link after the fact.

Either way nothing to get excited about.

[Johnjones2018]

There is another Thai girl called
Candy who is late 20s but she works in Longwell green, it’s a different girl she Does a really good body to body massage with ending, you might possibly be getting the two confused as like the other poster said the place you went has always been chinese from what I know.

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[easyp123]

Thanks for the review man.

Just as I thought, it's going to be an half arsed service in most places like this until CV has been dealt with.