So I'm still not satisfied and have to drive past the air conditioned luxury of Moonflower on the way back, so I park up for the third time and wander over.
Well, maybe it's not that luxurious but it's clean and air conditioned and I have fond memories of a very hot Chinese girl who gave excellent oily body to body and a couple of EEs who performed lacklustre hand jobs with their tops off and leggings round their ankles.
In reception are a size 6 brunette spinner with a fabulous looking body and a flabby blonde with big tits and bad roots.
I go in, pay brunette £30 for 30 minutes and we head on downstairs.
Naked, face down she comes back in the room in a mask and gives me a bang average oily massage, no swipes, no tease, no breathing in my ear, nada.
On the flip, she covers my nether regions and performs a perfunctory rub with no hint of a tug, no mention of extras, lots of clock watching until time up and she bids me a cheery good day.
She would look awesome naked and oiled but maybe they got raided or maybe they are just being cautious but today was only a very unhappy ending, fucking disgrace.
