things not to say to an escort

[Marmalade]

A longer title would include any needlessly aggrieved person, as well the usual protesters, minorities, hard-done-to’s, social media vulnerable, anti-brexiteers, complainers in need of something to complain about, and victims in need of something to be victimised about, but seriously issues aside    you may find the Johnny Depp litigation coverage articulate and fucking hilarious...

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The “swimming pool” and “beaver” sections are priceless (naturally I can’t quote them here as someone might be offended or someone who’s not Johnny Depp tempted to use them in a negative review).

[winkywanky]

Ah, the glamorous lives of the rich and famous 

I can't see what the fuss is all about, it seems to me like Heard and Depp were made for each other?   

[scutty brown]

someone is going to make a film of this trial, its going to be too funny to resist.
But who would you get to play Depp???

[winkywanky]

Himself, in the ultimate cameo role 

[scutty brown]

Himself, in the ultimate cameo role 

Don't you think he's getting to old to do that?

[winkywanky]

Getting too old to play himself?

This is all getting a bit existential for me now...

[Bonker]

And why shouldn't Amber play him? You sexist bastard!
It's people like you who push women down.

[winkywanky]

    

[cotton]

That table with all the alcohol and drug paraphanalia looks amazingly clean and tidy .

[scutty brown]

That table with all the alcohol and drug paraphanalia looks amazingly clean and tidy .

he obviously has dependable cleaners / minders