Anyone hungry? Want a foodbox?

[lostandfound]

Someone left a foodbox outside my property. I am neither vulnerable or shielding. Phoned the gov, phoned the council and tried two foodbanks (both closed).

I was going to the tip anyway tomorrow morning, so ... Somewhere nearby, someone is probably wondering why their foodbox hasn't arrived.

[David1970]

Someone left a foodbox outside my property. I am neither vulnerable or shielding. Phoned the gov, phoned the council and tried two foodbanks (both closed).

I was going to the tip anyway tomorrow morning, so ... Somewhere nearby, someone is probably wondering why their foodbox hasn't arrived.

Thanks for that information, I can sleep at night now

[winkywanky]

Someone left a foodbox outside my property. I am neither vulnerable or shielding. Phoned the gov, phoned the council and tried two foodbanks (both closed).

I was going to the tip anyway tomorrow morning, so ... Somewhere nearby, someone is probably wondering why their foodbox hasn't arrived.

Any likely candidates who live near you?

Similar-looking number for a dyslexic delivery guy? 

[lostandfound]

Any likely candidates who live near you?

Similar-looking number for a dyslexic delivery guy? 

Dunno tbh - enquiries are ongoing. If so will hopefully find out.

Some medical supplies were misdelivered last year - that address was miles away! Some van drivers have a hard gig I know, so don't wish to criticise.

[winkywanky]

...and some Posties are just fucking useless, I know mine are, I constantly get other people's mail put through my letterbox, and constantly wonder about all the mail I didn't receive  .

[Bonker]

I keep getting Bills.

Don't even know anyone called Bill.

[winkywanky]

 

[Hobbit]

You could give it to your nearest, friendliest homeless person or maybe ask if a hooker would exchange a blowjob or shag for a food box? You never know they may say yes...... 

[winkywanky]

You could give it to your nearest, friendliest homeless person or maybe ask if a hooker would exchange a blowjob or shag for a food box? You never know they may say yes...... 

I always tell WGs the nutritional value of a mouthful of my spunk is all they need for their lunch (as well as being an excellent low-fat alternative to a McDonalds) but for some unknown reason I seem to just get quizzical looks 

[Zeusthedoc]

Someone left a foodbox outside my property. I am neither vulnerable or shielding. Phoned the gov, phoned the council and tried two foodbanks (both closed).

I was going to the tip anyway tomorrow morning, so ... Somewhere nearby, someone is probably wondering why their foodbox hasn't arrived.

Depending on how much of a Samaritan you feel like - most big supermarkets have "drop offs" for the local food bank...or if you live in a block of flats you could just put it in a communal area with a note

[Hobbit]

I always tell WGs the nutritional value of a mouthful of my spunk is all they need for their lunch (as well as being an excellent low-fat alternative to a McDonalds) but for some unknown reason I seem to just get quizzical looks 

You could always sprinkle some on the food box and tell them it's a low-carb diet treat.