Author Topic: Arya @ Diva : Earls Court. Underwhelming Ukranian  (Read 2219 times)

Offline The Night King

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1 Hour Incall @ £250. August

Pre-amble : Having read all the unbelievable hype I had to give Arya a go. An end of summer treat. Or so I thought  :drinks:

If ever there was a punt that reminds me that everyone's mileage may vary....that different things float every OP's respective boats - this was it. I almost wonder what's the point of following the tips of some OP's on this board because all her positive reviews were a bum steer for me. Lesson learned. ( I get that on occasion SP's I've raved about aren't everyone's cup of tea either  :unknown:)

Location : Posh apartment in Earls Court. Basement Flat with en suite. Big double bed

The Girl : She looks exactly like the photos. Not any better or worse than the photos. She's not unattractive but honestly she is something of a cross between a Barbie and a Troll. She's a Size 6 not an 8. I was surprised how scrawny she was- I wish someone had pointed that out. She's very slim and petite. I wouldn't say she's gym toned, she's more naturally tight-bodied and slender. Her legs are like matchsticks. I was unsure if I fancied her when she first opened the door but dressed in expensive lingerie and Louboutins I thought, "Ok this could work". She smelt great and her skin was soft. Her tattoos are well done. From certain angles, especially behind she looks phenomenal, she has a perfect little pussy, I will give her that. She has an expensive air about her. But...

Her bolt ons are soft to touch but only because of some weird cantilevered implant which sits underneath the boob. Hence the weird shape.

She was very giggly and chatty in a high pitched EE voice. Annoying if you ask me. 

Services : She's very willing and efficient and everything is on offer DFK / OWO / CIM but she has this weird style of kissing. Her tongue went straight down my throat but she used no lips at all. I wondered if her lip implants were sensitive maybe. The bane of an OP's life is rubbish kissing because of no tongue...but actually no lip contact is almost worse (not that I've ever experienced this before this punt tbh). Decent BJ but the sex itself was lifeless. I had 2 pops. For round one, after trying a few positions I ended up finishing nicely in her mouth then a BJ / HJ combo for Number 2 at the end of the 60 mins.

Conclusion : There were some redeeming aspects and at a lower rate she could have scraped a neutral but at this price it should be perfect and this punt was far from that.  :dash:



Offline Crackanut

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1 Hour Incall @ £250. August

Pre-amble : Having read all the unbelievable hype I had to give Arya a go. An end of summer treat. Or so I thought  :drinks:

If ever there was a punt that reminds me that everyone's mileage may vary....that different things float every OP's respective boats - this was it. I almost wonder what's the point of following the tips of some OP's on this board because all her positive reviews were a bum steer for me. Lesson learned. ( I get that on occasion SP's I've raved about aren't everyone's cup of tea either  :unknown:)

Location : Posh apartment in Earls Court. Basement Flat with en suite. Big double bed

The Girl : She looks exactly like the photos. Not any better or worse than the photos. She's not unattractive but honestly she is something of a cross between a Barbie and a Troll. She's a Size 6 not an 8. I was surprised how scrawny she was- I wish someone had pointed that out. She's very slim and petite. I wouldn't say she's gym toned, she's more naturally tight-bodied and slender. Her legs are like matchsticks. I was unsure if I fancied her when she first opened the door but dressed in expensive lingerie and Louboutins I thought, "Ok this could work". She smelt great and her skin was soft. Her tattoos are well done. From certain angles, especially behind she looks phenomenal, she has a perfect little pussy, I will give her that. She has an expensive air about her. But...

Her bolt ons are soft to touch but only because of some weird cantilevered implant which sits underneath the boob. Hence the weird shape.

She was very giggly and chatty in a high pitched EE voice. Annoying if you ask me. 

Services : She's very willing and efficient and everything is on offer DFK / OWO / CIM but she has this weird style of kissing. Her tongue went straight down my throat but she used no lips at all. I wondered if her lip implants were sensitive maybe. The bane of an OP's life is rubbish kissing because of no tongue...but actually no lip contact is almost worse (not that I've ever experienced this before this punt tbh). Decent BJ but the sex itself was lifeless. I had 2 pops. For round one, after trying a few positions I ended up finishing nicely in her mouth then a BJ / HJ combo for Number 2 at the end of the 60 mins.

Conclusion : There were some redeeming aspects and at a lower rate she could have scraped a neutral but at this price it should be perfect and this punt was far from that.  :dash:

Feels like she's not your type, and a lot of times I feel like thar can impact the quality of sex. If your not into her then that automatically makes the sex lifeless. Not defending her, just I know in my experience when you're not into the girl it's always a bit dead.

I'd say she looks like she's got a great tight little body but if you like something to grab onto or a bit of pawg etc then she's not going to do it based on her video.

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the informative review OP.

Looking at the pics and the previous reviews I think you have added some balance and probably a more realistic expectation of what punters can expect YMMV and all that.

I simply don’t get the “genuine hot stuff comments” but hey ...
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Offline stuart.

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Really sorry to hear that she wasn't your type and I feel bad one of those reviews are mine, but I'm just curious if you truly believe she looks like these photos, why did you stay?

Offline golden bull

Beauty is subjective I guess. I’m sure she’s an awesome punt by the other reviews and sometimes the chemistry is not there for various reasons.
I know what the op means about her looks. Different people like different attributes and for me at least she looks too plastic.

Offline The Night King

Really sorry to hear that she wasn't your type and I feel bad one of those reviews are mine, but I'm just curious if you truly believe she looks like these photos, why did you stay?

The question implies my brain was thinking logically, which it may not have been at the time  :wacko:

Many a time I've turned on my heels in the first couple of minutes of a punt when I've felt it's not right.  Just as many times I've given it a whirl when it's 50:50. Sometimes it pays off / sometimes it doesn't.

I suppose I was expecting there to be some amazing sexual experience ahead of me so I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Her appearance wasn't the main reason for the negative. It was more the weird kissing style. The fact her boobs felt funny. The sex itself was flat. The annoying giggles every time she spoke. Etc

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Man you should of walked and saved yourself £250 and spent that on a dfk galore super honey... sad to say a red card.. sent off for school boy errors for punter with experience and standards in good looks..
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thanks OP for the warning.   :drinks:

Sorry your curiosity got the better of you and your 250 nicker.   :dash:

Definitely looks plastic "fantastic" so never one to find me at her door.  The implants beneath the breast muscle does tend to tilt and push everything unnaturally upwards and can take years to settle into something more natural.  A model I shot with had them done that way and whilst she had gone up 3 cup sizes she did look almost painfully over-inflated for her frame, a real shame because she was plenty shaggable before the "improvement".