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Offline King Nuts

Have been down at my local beach ths afternoon, and am pleased to report that although some of the previous attendees of the Festival of Tattoos and Cellulite had reported for duty, there was a healthy contingent of tattoo- and cellulite-free women, scattered at various intervals along the beach. Some were even topless.

One particular bint was sitting bolt upright, tits standing firmly to attention, checking out who was checking her out. I'd say those tits probably cost her a good £5k, so she was going to make damn sure people saw them. And why not.

Offline MilleMiglia

Currently at work, masked up, so going out for frequent fresh air breaks. Every time I do so, there are tall, slim, attractive women walking past. Given the lack of talent normally  on view in my town at the weekend, I do wonder if I've developed a Covid related psychosis, and started to hallucinate cuties.

Offline David1970

Have been down at my local beach ths afternoon, and am pleased to report that although some of the previous attendees of the Festival of Tattoos and Cellulite had reported for duty, there was a healthy contingent of tattoo- and cellulite-free women, scattered at various intervals along the beach. Some were even topless.

One particular bint was sitting bolt upright, tits standing firmly to attention, checking out who was checking her out. I'd say those tits probably cost her a good £5k, so she was going to make damn sure people saw them. And why not.

So you were one of the ones at the beach I saw on TV :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline willie loman

Have been down at my local beach ths afternoon, and am pleased to report that although some of the previous attendees of the Festival of Tattoos and Cellulite had reported for duty, there was a healthy contingent of tattoo- and cellulite-free women, scattered at various intervals along the beach. Some were even topless.

One particular bint was sitting bolt upright, tits standing firmly to attention, checking out who was checking her out. I'd say those tits probably cost her a good £5k, so she was going to make damn sure people saw them. And why not.

Fake boobs are remarkably unerotic, ive noticed that when i come across them, in situ, i dont even want to touch them, otherwise glad you are using your free time well.

Offline pewpewpew

Haven't been to the beach but have noticed the amount of legs and cleavage on show has skyrocketed and I'm all for that.

Offline willie loman

Haven't been to the beach but have noticed the amount of legs and cleavage on show has skyrocketed and I'm all for that.

Ive noticed 2 different types of shorts being favoured, skimpy ones exposing butt cheeks, others that are quite long but lycra like, and tight fitting, hinting at a no nickers situation, both have merit.

Offline King Nuts

So you were one of the ones at the beach I saw on TV :dash: :dash: :dash:

I've got two words to say: telephoto lens.

Offline King Nuts

Fake boobs are remarkably unerotic, ive noticed that when i come across them, in situ, i dont even want to touch them, otherwise glad you are using your free time well.

I agree, I don't care for them at all.

But if some bird wants to blow a few grand on getting her titties into tip-top shape, and takes her top off on the beach for all to see, I think it'd be rude not to look. In fact, I almost felt like applauding.

Offline winkywanky

I agree, I don't care for them at all.

But if some bird wants to blow a few grand on getting her titties into tip-top shape, and takes her top off on the beach for all to see, I think it'd be rude not to look. In fact, I almost felt like applauding.


You should go up to them and say: nice job, I can't even see the scars.

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You should go up to them and say: nice job, I can't even see the scars.

Except you can always see the scars  :D

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Have been down at my local beach ths afternoon, and am pleased to report that although some of the previous attendees of the Festival of Tattoos and Cellulite had reported for duty, there was a healthy contingent of tattoo- and cellulite-free women, scattered at various intervals along the beach. Some were even topless.

One particular bint was sitting bolt upright, tits standing firmly to attention, checking out who was checking her out. I'd say those tits probably cost her a good £5k, so she was going to make damn sure people saw them. And why not.

Did you ask what she was charging per hour?

Offline David1970

Did you ask what she was charging per hour?

Why would he, King Nut hasn’t punted for 5 years.

Offline King Nuts

Why would he, King Nut hasn’t punted for 5 years.

You don't know that. I might have been punting in my spare time.

(Doc H will get that. You won't, of course.)

Offline winkywanky

Except you can always see the scars  :D


You would of course have to lift them up to have a look  :scare:  :D

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You would of course have to lift them up to have a look  :scare:  :D

Nipple scarring or scars in armpits also a possibility.

Online mr.bluesky

Haven't been to the beach but have noticed the amount of legs and cleavage on show has skyrocketed and I'm all for that.

Living in the Midlands I'm no where near any beaches but as pewpewpew says there does seem to be plenty of cleavage and legs on show now the sun has come out. It seems as though shorts are getting shorter  :yahoo:

Offline sadolddeejay

Fake boobs are remarkably unerotic, ive noticed that when i come across them, in situ, i dont even want to touch them, otherwise glad you are using your free time well.
Each to his own, and generally I agree. However, I would contend that fake boobs CAN be erotic and look natural but the level of visual and tactile pleasure derived depends on a number of variables.

1. How much breast tissue was there before the op. When a woman has not much to begin with, the implant is more obviously fake. This can be alleviated to some degree by placement under the chest muscle, but the implant is being inserted under muscle, not fatty tissue, so the tactile feeling is firmer than a natural breast.

2. How much skin was there before the op. A woman whose breasts have been enlarged due to breastfeeding might have naturally stretched skin which will better accomodate an implant.

3. The type of implant used - saline filled implants tend to crease and ripple more than silicone gel filled ones.

4. The size of implant used. Unfortunately, there is a tendency for women, influenced by what they see in the media, to go for larger than looks natural on their frame, and most surgeons will acquiesce with the patients wishes.

5. The surgeon. The majority of breast augmentation ops in the U.K. are performed by surgeons who are members of the Royal College of Surgeons but not members of the aptly-named BAAPS (British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons). These operations, it seems to me, are done almost on a production-line basis. As for the women who go to Eastern Europe to have the op - it's a big gamble.

6. How the patient's skin heals - some patients are more prone to scarring.

As in anything, you get what you pay for, and different patients can get different results, regardless.

My wife was unhappy with breast tissue loss due to breastfeeding our countless children. She's lucky that she has amazingly elastic skin - not a single stretch mark on her body and always got her flat tummy back, but that's also due to her not eating like a pig and her dancer's physique. She had her boobs done by a top Harley Street surgeon 12 years ago. (He also does reconstruction after mastectomies.) Silicone gel filled, inserted through the inframammary fold - chose a size of implant in keeping with her frame.  The result looked and still looks and feels totally natural - but then the implant is under a reasonable amount of her own breast tissue. The scars faded and are virtually unnoticeable. No loss of nipple sensitivity. She's had a few mammagrams since the op (normal NHS breast cancer screening) and the nurses every time have said they can't believe they're not natural.

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I should have mentioned BAPRAS as well as BAAPS. Similar organisations.

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Each to his own, and generally I agree. However, I would contend that fake boobs CAN be erotic and look natural but the level of visual and tactile pleasure derived depends on a number of variables.

1. How much breast tissue was there before the op. When a woman has not much to begin with, the implant is more obviously fake. This can be alleviated to some degree by placement under the chest muscle, but the implant is being inserted under muscle, not fatty tissue, so the tactile feeling is firmer than a natural breast.

2. How much skin was there before the op. A woman whose breasts have been enlarged due to breastfeeding might have naturally stretched skin which will better accomodate an implant.

3. The type of implant used - saline filled implants tend to crease and ripple more than silicone gel filled ones.

4. The size of implant used. Unfortunately, there is a tendency for women, influenced by what they see in the media, to go for larger than looks natural on their frame, and most surgeons will acquiesce with the patients wishes.

5. The surgeon. The majority of breast augmentation ops in the U.K. are performed by surgeons who are members of the Royal College of Surgeons but not members of the aptly-named BAAPS (British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons). These operations, it seems to me, are done almost on a production-line basis. As for the women who go to Eastern Europe to have the op - it's a big gamble.

6. How the patient's skin heals - some patients are more prone to scarring.

As in anything, you get what you pay for, and different patients can get different results, regardless.

My wife was unhappy with breast tissue loss due to breastfeeding our countless children. She's lucky that she has amazingly elastic skin - not a single stretch mark on her body and always got her flat tummy back, but that's also due to her not eating like a pig and her dancer's physique. She had her boobs done by a top Harley Street surgeon 12 years ago. (He also does reconstruction after mastectomies.) Silicone gel filled, inserted through the inframammary fold - chose a size of implant in keeping with her frame.  The result looked and still looks and feels totally natural - but then the implant is under a reasonable amount of her own breast tissue. The scars faded and are virtually unnoticeable. No loss of nipple sensitivity. She's had a few mammagrams since the op (normal NHS breast cancer screening) and the nurses every time have said they can't believe they're not natural.

Some very salient points.  :thumbsup:

In relation to point 6 scarring ... the skill of the surgeon matters much less and scarring is highly unpredictable and highly variable. The chest area is more prone to poorer outcomes with scarring in comparison to say head and neck which generally do better.

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You would of course have to lift them up to have a look  :scare:  :D

I just say "trust me I'm a doctor" :D

That is frequently the problem though because even if the only incision is in the inframammary fold area, the bolted on versions do not hang down, as would natural breasts, to cover the scar area.

Offline lostandfound

Aren't newer implants a lot softer and more natural seeming in both appearance and behaviour than they used to be? Purely in the interests of science I examined a number of examples at sex parties and that did seem to be the case to me.

Offline sadolddeejay

I just say "trust me I'm a doctor" :D

That is frequently the problem though because even if the only incision is in the inframammary fold area, the bolted on versions do not hang down, as would natural breasts, to cover the scar area.

If there was originally sufficient breast tissue to begin with, such that there was an obvious inframammary fold, and the choice of implant is not too large, and there is no or very limited encapsulation, then the breast will hang naturally over the fold and the scar will not be possible to see unless the breast is lifted up. Implants can take a few weeks to settle in. My wife's look totally natural. I haven't tried but I reckon she could keep a pencil ot two under them.

In the cases where the woman had little tissue initially, and possibly opted for too large an implant, and encapsulation can all cause the bolt on effect.

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If there was originally sufficient breast tissue to begin with, such that there was an obvious inframammary fold, and the choice of implant is not too large, and there is no or very limited encapsulation, then the breast will hang naturally over the fold and the scar will not be possible to see unless the breast is lifted up. Implants can take a few weeks to settle in. My wife's look totally natural. I haven't tried but I reckon she could keep a pencil ot two under them.

In the cases where the woman had little tissue initially, and possibly opted for too large an implant, and encapsulation can all cause the bolt on effect.

Skin colour can accentuate scarring, more melanin in the skin usually gives rise to darker scarring. 

Many of the Thai girls (cis or trans) are prime examples of the choice of the "too large" implant.

Caucasian girls may get away with less visible scarring whilst their natural skin tone but once they tan things can become more apparent.

The strip joints of Old St and Dalston are (were) great for observing all the science you've shared above.  Some of the cannier dancers had amazing boob jobs done in Switzerland that looked just like the work of The Creator.

Offline sadolddeejay

Yes, I should have qualified my view by saying my wife is a Scandi girl and her scars healed to a tone similar to her skin tone. I was worried about some bumpiness initially but with 6 months it was all resolved. Black girls are prone to keloid scarring.

Offline Yankee21

Not the beach - but Clapham Common over past 48 hrs has been packed full of size 8-12 ladies (mostly under 35) sunning themselves.

Offline winkywanky

Nipple scarring or scars in armpits also a possibility.

Very true LLP.

I think the underneath scar is the most common but other scars are available.

Offline winkywanky

I just say "trust me I'm a doctor" :D

That is frequently the problem though because even if the only incision is in the inframammary fold area, the bolted on versions do not hang down, as would natural breasts, to cover the scar area.


Yes, I guess like any surgery, ideally you want an experienced surgeon and one with a proven track record.

But ultimately, inframammary, infrapound  :hi:.

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Aren't newer implants a lot softer and more natural seeming in both appearance and behaviour than they used to be? Purely in the interests of science I examined a number of examples at sex parties and that did seem to be the case to me.

I've enjoyed several of the newer variety where if gravity if left to do its thing is fine, you only notice anything when she's laid on her back (and you can devote yourself to other matters anyway).

Park titty report more like it today :wacko:

Offline winkywanky

Down there with your binoculars again, were you sparkus?  :rolleyes:  :thumbsup:

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Down there with your binoculars again, were you sparkus?  :rolleyes:  :thumbsup:

I had a commanding view over the grass, Lee Harvey Oswald would have had nothing on me.

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So from your viewpoint, were there some arsey knolls?  :cool:

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So from your viewpoint, were there some arsey knolls?  :cool:

Tally:

- best pair of Chinese legs ever seen (all in one halter neck and hotpants :wacko: :dash:)
- loads of teenage underbum
- hewge pair in a summer dress visualised as she struggled with putting away picnic
etc.

Hope the missus didn't see (I know she fucking did).

Offline winkywanky

Nice  :cool:

Did you pop into your local mini-supermarket to see if your fave little Black chick with the big knockers was in?  ;)

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But ultimately, inframammary, infrapound  :hi:.

Nice one! Also, "Inframammary, inframammary, they all got it inframammary!" (in a Kenneth Williams voice, of course...)

Offline sadolddeejay

Nipple scarring or scars in armpits also a possibility.

Incidentally, I was present at my wife's initial consultation (I'd rather have remained in the waiting area, but she insisted she wanted me there). I asked the surgeon about using the armpit or nipple as entry points and he looked at me in what I thought was a slightly derisive manner and said something like "I'd NEVER use that method." So, that told me!

Those methods are used only where they use empty implants which they get into the right place by keyhole surgery before pumping up with saline to the required volume. When the saline tube is removed the valve in the implant seals itself. Some surgeons in the US have even used the navel as the entry point in an effort to avoid obvious scarring.

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Nice  :cool:

Did you pop into your local mini-supermarket to see if your fave little Black chick with the big knockers was in?  ;)

Sad to report she seems to have left, probably as Waitrose staff got back to normal (they hired a load of temporaries). 

Offline winkywanky

Sad to report she seems to have left, probably as Waitrose staff got back to normal (they hired a load of temporaries).


Coming soon to an AW profile near you
perhaps, keep 'em peeled sparkus, your fantasies may yet be realised  :wacko:.