External Link/Members OnlyFirst post-lockdown adventure, having not left the house since March. Sawadee used to be a Thai place, possibly legit at some point too, but has been Chinese for a year or more and they just kept the name. Usual setup in that they don't have any regular staff, girls change every 2 weeks.
Current girl there is called Dang Dang (possibly!) and she's about 30, fairly attractive. I was pleased enough when the door opened anyway, although she was wearing a mask! Also needs to be said that they keep the door locked, so you can be stood outside for a few seconds while someone comes down the stairs to let you in. The shop is above a cafe but it's got kind of a side door so you're not in full view of zillions of people watching you.
Dang Dang bullwhipped me into washing my hands and using sanitizer and then led to me the room. There's two rooms, with a shower in the one at the front. Paid for an hour (£45) and got my kit off. What followed was one of the very best (and quietest) massages I've had at an FBSM place. No offer of 'soft' or 'hard' - it was a good, firm, well thought out massage. Unfortunately no reach unders and very few accidental touches, but I really enjoyed the massage for what it was. She hardly spoke a word during the entire massage - only once in 40+ minutes did she ask me whether I'm okay darling, which for me is a thumbs-up!
Turnover prompted the arrival of the extras question and we agreed full strip HJ for £40. Sadly, Dang Dang's body looked better clothed than naked. More sadly, when I went to grab her butt she produced a surgical latex glove for me to wear. Sad times. Not quite the same with a condom on my hand but she let me squeeze her ass and tits. The HJ was also expertly delivered, she really knows what she's doing with her hands this one.
Dang Dang is apparently there for another week and then off to Norwich. Very much doubt she would offer more services than those I received, not the type. I would see her again if I had the chance, thus the Positive.
Pros:youngish, prettyish
great massage
great HJ
Cons:mask on throughout (I know, not complaining, just a shame)
glove for me to wear (I know, not complaining, just a shame)
saggy mum belly
