Anita (Formerly Klarissza) - Rochdale Swedish Massage

[dadio]

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Cost £40 for massage plus £20 for HR

I'd read a few positives on here for this lady, and since I was seeing a client in Oldham, thought I'd mix a bit of business with pleasure.
I sent a message the day before to book and was swiftly replied to and subsequently booked in for an afternoon appointment.
Day of the appointment, I sent a message to confirm and was responded to fairly immediately. A further text was sent as I was leaving Oldham and again response was fairly instant.
On reaching postcode I messaged to say I'd arrived. However this time round no response. Tried calling 5 minutes later but it rang out. Getting a bit pissed I sent a second message saying I was leaving and a reply came back saying to wait 5 minutes.
15 minutes after the appointment should have started, I finally got the door number.
Annoyed at being messed around, I entered her house and was disappointed at what I saw.
Granted the pictures are definitely of her, but they're probably 5 years out of date and 5 stone lighter.
Should have walked as I normally would have, but I had a bit of a sore muscle which needed sorting so went through with the appointment.
Massage itself could have been better. I honestly can't remember anything about it that made me think it was worth £40.
There was very little sensuality (admittedly I didn't ask for sensual) and the HR that was offered at the end was sort of tacked onto the end of a massage service - no build up or any expectation that there was to be anything extra to follow.
Whilst administering the HR, my hand felt her arse and tits (over her clothes) but it all just felt too clinical for my liking.
Maybe I'd caught her on a bad day but I certainly wouldn't try her again.
Poor experience all round.

[Philmeboots]

Saw this profile recently when browsing Gumtree. Looked decent in picture,but 5 stone heavier  must be quite a heffer.

Cannot see any other info on here so your review enough to make it a no for me.

[Variousdruid]

I would agree with the review 100%. I have been twice. Made the mistake of paying upfront the first time and no extras we’re offered. After learning from my mistake, HR offered the second time towards the very end for 5 minutes for an extra £10 and it certainly felt like it was tagged on. She left it that late I had to force myself to come as her next client was knocking on her door.

She has definitely put on some weight but I’d imagine her breasts are still decent. I stroked them gently over her top for a short while when she leaned over my face. Her car alarm was going off constantly outside the window because she left her car window open because it was hot.

Her communication is terrible. I booked for 4pm but she asked me to get there at 3.30pm instead. I rushed over but still had to wait half an hour with no answer on her phone or at the door.

Her massage is decent enough but I won’t be going again. It all seems like a hassle to her and spoils the experience.

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[GingerNuts]

I would agree with the review 100%. I have been twice. Made the mistake of paying upfront the first time and no extras we’re offered. After learning from my mistake, HR offered the second time towards the very end for 5 minutes for an extra £10 and it certainly felt like it was tagged on. She left it that late I had to force myself to come as her next client was knocking on her door.

She has definitely put on some weight but I’d imagine her breasts are still decent. I stroked them gently over her top for a short while when she leaned over my face. Her car alarm was going off constantly outside the window because she left her car window open because it was hot.

Her communication is terrible. I booked for 4pm but she asked me to get there at 3.30pm instead. I rushed over but still had to wait half an hour with no answer on her phone or at the door.

Her massage is decent enough but I won’t be going again. It all seems like a hassle to her and spoils the experience.

Why didn't you review her?

You've jumped on a negative review saying "I had a shit time as well" when posting your own review might have saved other members time and money.

[tesla]

I would agree with the review 100%. I have been twice. Made the mistake of paying upfront the first time and no extras we’re offered. After learning from my mistake, HR offered the second time towards the very end for 5 minutes for an extra £10 and it certainly felt like it was tagged on. She left it that late I had to force myself to come as her next client was knocking on her door.

She has definitely put on some weight but I’d imagine her breasts are still decent. I stroked them gently over her top for a short while when she leaned over my face. Her car alarm was going off constantly outside the window because she left her car window open because it was hot.

Her communication is terrible. I booked for 4pm but she asked me to get there at 3.30pm instead. I rushed over but still had to wait half an hour with no answer on her phone or at the door.



Her massage is decent enough but I won’t be going again. It all seems like a hassle to her and spoils the experience.

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you are the worst kind of leech, member since 2017 and  three posts to date, reviews help other members avoid crap punts, not chipping in after someone else has reviewed

[holeymoley]

See my review 29th August, I did my best to honest and warn everyone..........