Fernanda/Luana-Earlsfield (Cut the punt short and left)

[Payyourwaymate]

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I finally found this chicks profile. This happened recently after the "loosening of restrictions" announcement.

Comms and Location: Called up and got the location via text. Near Earlsfield station, 15mins away from tooting broadway. The location is part of the ANA/Ibizafue network of latina chicks and is new.

Price Paid and services: £100 for 1 hour, OW positions, 2 shots but only 1 shot as I walked out.

Looks: Petite Brazillian chick with lovely tits, I suspect they are enchanced even though she claimed they are real. Pictures are reflective, firm butt however not a bubble, skin is relatively smooth apart from the skin on her back.

Session: So, initially I came looking for a different chick...but when I saw the chick in question I was not sure of her body type as she was fully clothed so could not make a judgement on what she was hiding, although she was giving me positive body language signs ( I should have picked her in hindsight but oh well). The girl I picked, Fernanda (Her name being Luana at the time I saw her) was expressionless but looked the best of what I saw so just went with her. She seemed ok personality wise, did not really speak english. Started off with OW, she positioned herself in a manner where I got a great view but the BJ was slightly toothy which was not good. From this point on I was like shit, I should have paid for 30 mins not an hour. When it came round to sex she then motioned that she wanted to get fucked in missionary...another red flag that she was trying to dictate the pace of the session. In my head I was like ok lets not write this off yet, lets see how this progresses. Hitting in missionary she did not allow body to body contact stating covid  (this point becomes even more riduculous after what she tried to do later lol). I was like alright fine, even though we were already in close proximity that it did not matter at the point but whatever lol. Progressed onto doggy which was ok but as I tried to grab a titty I noticed her arm was blocking it. I was like no way is this chick trying to bump me??? Tried to grab her breasts multiple times only to be met with taekwondo blocks to my touches  . At that point I was like hold up, had to get my phone as she did not speak english and asked if there is a problem because the restrictions at this point was ludicrous. She was like no it's ok her breasts are sensitive that's why, to which I then directly grabbed them fondling her nipple which got no exaggerated reaction at all.So much for sensitive. In my head at this point, I was like this chick is trying to play me, she insisted she was ok and then session continued with me finishing fucking her from the side after she blew me back to an erection. At this point I asked again are you sure you're ok, I can leave there is no problem...she insisted it was cool.

Ok, started with round 2 but by then my mind was already out of it, the session just did not flow, she started on top with CG with ok technique before I then fucked her in doggy for sometime before I switched over to prone. In prone I was trying to adjust to a more suitable pace for myself and then she started trying to hurry me up shouting something in portuguese and motioning me to fuck her faster (To get me to cum quicker of course) at that point I was just like what? Stopped and started laughing, before she then tried to get me to fuck her in missionary to which I responded I give up on this, this is not working lol. Got my phone out again where I explained that this feels too forced and awkward and it's better to stop here as this was not going well. Had a conversation which resulted in her calling me a weirdo. So much for communication to try to work things through  , at that point I was like ok, I guess I am a weirdo then and stopped the convo there. What happened after is what confused me when she stated COVID for lack of body to body contact. This chick tried to full on kiss me out of nowhere  I looked at her like WTF? Then she was like no no your cheeks, then she put a pillow on her lap, grabbed me and placed my head under her breasts trying to stroke my face like oh baby are you stressed? are you ok? At this point I was like....nah fuck this I just want to go home and take the loss, this is too odd for me. After giving shit service for majority of the punt, by the time I got fed up, then she tried to GFE me  . Got dressed in silence, and begun to make my way before she then started being more proactive and giving me a full on body contact GFE hug before watching me leave.

I could not believe my eyes lol. This punt was a loss.... part of the game of course but still stung. Perhaps it was just an issue of miscommunication or one of us was the bastard in that situation. Personally I think she just was not feeling me, at all  . My conclusion is... do not bother with this chick unless you are fluent in portuguese.

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[Xtro]

Great review mate, albeit a Negative   

That's some really odd behaviour at the end.

I wonder if it was you she didn't want to upset, or someone else? Possibly a pimp on the premises.

[Payyourwaymate]

Great review mate, albeit a Negative   

That's some really odd behaviour at the end.

I wonder if it was you she didn't want to upset, or someone else? Possibly a pimp on the premises.

The only other person about was the host lady/manager and the other WGs. Maybe she thought I would throw a strop and ask for my money back. To me now, I've been punting for long enough to be at ease with the loss of money as I know the risks that punting entails, I would rather leave a shit punt earlier and move on than try to get my monies worth and put up with the bullshit; it's just not worth the stress for me personally already being in a somewhat negative situation (shit punt) and then escalating it (arguing for my money back). Although the violation was not large enough for me to flip. If I paid and then got to the room and then she said she won't fuck me and only a OW BJ is what I'm getting...then I am demanding my money back  . 

[blackprince]

When are we gonna say enough is enough and stop using shity Latina services. We did it with the romanians. And anyone who has seen a romanian or Hungarian recently can tell you their service has definatley improved. We need to stop going to the latinas because in the last 2 years the girls have got uglier and the service has got worse. Girls like Sammy are long gone and we are left with trash now that want to earn money and not do fuck all no effort no hygiene poor service the list is endless. I saw a Latina that had bloody skid Mark's on her knickers it's disgusting

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @Payyourwaymate

Covid and offering to snog you makes absolutely no sense.

Thanks for the warning .... wonder how many WGs will now start springing Covid surprises mid punt after you have parted with your queensheads

[Payyourwaymate]

When are we gonna say enough is enough and stop using shity Latina services. We did it with the romanians. And anyone who has seen a romanian or Hungarian recently can tell you their service has definatley improved. We need to stop going to the latinas because in the last 2 years the girls have got uglier and the service has got worse. Girls like Sammy are long gone and we are left with trash now that want to earn money and not do fuck all no effort no hygiene poor service the list is endless. I saw a Latina that had bloody skid Mark's on her knickers it's disgusting

I deffo hear what your saying but more time I barely experience service like this. Although, your point drives the main reason as to why I don't go to independent latinas because paying £100 for half an hour or £150+ for an hour and then getting bullshit in return would drive me livid. As for the latina you saw with skid marks, my condolences....no one should experience that.

[Payyourwaymate]

Thanks for the review @Payyourwaymate

Covid and offering to snog you makes absolutely no sense.

Thanks for the warning .... wonder how many WGs will now start springing Covid surprises mid punt after you have parted with your queensheads

Mate I was confused, just another tatic to be aware of from WGs now I guess.

[Jerk Chicken]

I deffo hear what your saying but more time I barely experience service like this. Although, your point drives the main reason as to why I don't go to independent latinas because paying £100 for half an hour or £150+ for an hour and then getting bullshit in return would drive me livid. As for the latina you saw with skid marks, my condolences....no one should experience that.

Not sure what the stats would be if we were able to get the data/the punting science but Indi Latinas tend to post better experiences on here than brothel SPs.

[Payyourwaymate]

Not sure what the stats would be if we were able to get the data/the punting science but Indi Latinas tend to post better experiences on here than brothel SPs.

I think that I mis-worded what I tried to get across. What I meant was that I feel there is no guarantee that the service will be better even by paying more for independent latinas, as to me personally it feels 50/50 which way it could go; regardless if she is independent or not. If the girl wants to give you a good service she will, chances just may seem to be higher if she is independent due to perhaps working on her own terms or "being her own boss" who knows. Anyway, I've had experiences where I've had amazing service from parlour girls and meh from independent...and times where parlour girls were terrible and independant great.

It really could go either way, that is my point and paying more money for something that could still go left for a girl that looks similar to chicks in parlours, I am not a fan of. This is because to me, it does not feel like good value for me in the long term since I tend to punt on a weekly to fortnightly basis, so I would rather take my chances with less money spent per fuck than go for the pricer indies and still have the chance to experience the punt going to shit. Good service is never guaranteed, even though it feels like it should be with the money spent... whether it's an indie, parlour, agency chick or what ever high end courtesan you can think of. Nothing is guaranteed service wise with these chicks .

[last_days_of_logan]

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I finally found this chicks profile. This happened recently after the "loosening of restrictions" announcement.

Comms and Location: Called up and got the location via text. Near Earlsfield station, 15mins away from tooting broadway. The location is part of the ANA/Ibizafue network of latina chicks and is new.

Price Paid and services: £100 for 1 hour, OW positions, 2 shots but only 1 shot as I walked out.

Looks: Petite Brazillian chick with lovely tits, I suspect they are enchanced even though she claimed they are real. Pictures are reflective, firm butt however not a bubble, skin is relatively smooth apart from the skin on her back.

Session: So, initially I came looking for a different chick...but when I saw the chick in question I was not sure of her body type as she was fully clothed so could not make a judgement on what she was hiding, although she was giving me positive body language signs ( I should have picked her in hindsight but oh well). The girl I picked, Fernanda (Her name being Luana at the time I saw her) was expressionless but looked the best of what I saw so just went with her. She seemed ok personality wise, did not really speak english. Started off with OW, she positioned herself in a manner where I got a great view but the BJ was slightly toothy which was not good. From this point on I was like shit, I should have paid for 30 mins not an hour. When it came round to sex she then motioned that she wanted to get fucked in missionary...another red flag that she was trying to dictate the pace of the session. In my head I was like ok lets not write this off yet, lets see how this progresses. Hitting in missionary she did not allow body to body contact stating covid  (this point becomes even more riduculous after what she tried to do later lol). I was like alright fine, even though we were already in close proximity that it did not matter at the point but whatever lol. Progressed onto doggy which was ok but as I tried to grab a titty I noticed her arm was blocking it. I was like no way is this chick trying to bump me??? Tried to grab her breasts multiple times only to be met with taekwondo blocks to my touches  . At that point I was like hold up, had to get my phone as she did not speak english and asked if there is a problem because the restrictions at this point was ludicrous. She was like no it's ok her breasts are sensitive that's why, to which I then directly grabbed them fondling her nipple which got no exaggerated reaction at all.So much for sensitive. In my head at this point, I was like this chick is trying to play me, she insisted she was ok and then session continued with me finishing fucking her from the side after she blew me back to an erection. At this point I asked again are you sure you're ok, I can leave there is no problem...she insisted it was cool.

Ok, started with round 2 but by then my mind was already out of it, the session just did not flow, she started on top with CG with ok technique before I then fucked her in doggy for sometime before I switched over to prone. In prone I was trying to adjust to a more suitable pace for myself and then she started trying to hurry me up shouting something in portuguese and motioning me to fuck her faster (To get me to cum quicker of course) at that point I was just like what? Stopped and started laughing, before she then tried to get me to fuck her in missionary to which I responded I give up on this, this is not working lol. Got my phone out again where I explained that this feels too forced and awkward and it's better to stop here as this was not going well. Had a conversation which resulted in her calling me a weirdo. So much for communication to try to work things through  , at that point I was like ok, I guess I am a weirdo then and stopped the convo there. What happened after is what confused me when she stated COVID for lack of body to body contact. This chick tried to full on kiss me out of nowhere  I looked at her like WTF? Then she was like no no your cheeks, then she put a pillow on her lap, grabbed me and placed my head under her breasts trying to stroke my face like oh baby are you stressed? are you ok? At this point I was like....nah fuck this I just want to go home and take the loss, this is too odd for me. After giving shit service for majority of the punt, by the time I got fed up, then she tried to GFE me  . Got dressed in silence, and begun to make my way before she then started being more proactive and giving me a full on body contact GFE hug before watching me leave.

I could not believe my eyes lol. This punt was a loss.... part of the game of course but still stung. Perhaps it was just an issue of miscommunication or one of us was the bastard in that situation. Personally I think she just was not feeling me, at all  . My conclusion is... do not bother with this chick unless you are fluent in portuguese.

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interesting read. yes it is annoying when they change their tune as you about the leave but i always out that down to fear from the other girls or the house establishment. cause its communcal....the girls get 50% of the fee paid and of the other 50%  a percentage goes into a pot. that pot is like extras of bonuses to the girls

sometimes clients when leaving oomplaing about the working girls and i have seen girls get pissed at that..not even the pimp, the other workers.

[jordan452]

I remember this bitch she once tried to bait and switch me under Camilly profile in Aldgate I walked on her.
 
She flat out tried to say shes Camilly even though her body don’t match   
 
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