Author Topic: Once active members who have since fell silent. Should we be worried ?  (Read 3669 times)

Offline Thephoenix

This has made me worry about a quick and unexpected death. Who on here will know?

So, I've ordered a headstone with an epitaph:

Remember to sign me off on ukpunting. I will post my next review when I've fucked my first angel.

Phoenix, I've saved your place mate. Take your time.

Thanks.
That very reassuring.

I've added you to the executors on my will,  and attached a codicil to leave you my cock ring and jump leads, plus any loose change to go to UKP.

Offline ulstersubbie

Thanks.
That very reassuring.

I've added you to the executors on my will,  and attached a codicil to leave you my cock ring and jump leads, plus any loose change to go to UKP.

 :lol:

Offline webpunter

Thanks.
That very reassuring.

I've added you to the executors on my will,  and attached a codicil to leave you my cock ring and jump leads, plus any loose change to go to UKP Webby

I know i'm your favourite
The leads for your one litre motor will fry trying to start mine so i'll pass if you dont mind
& your cock ring will be too small
 ;)

Offline Blackpool Rock

I know i'm your favourite
The leads for your one litre motor will fry trying to start mine so i'll pass if you dont mind
& your cock ring will be too small
 ;)
:rolleyes:  :D

Offline mr.bluesky

I know i'm your favourite
 your cock ring will be too small
 ;)

Thats because you're putting it on all wrong webbie. Your trying to stretch it over your head and torso first  :D
« Last Edit: January 29, 2026, 07:07:56 am by mr.bluesky »

Offline Iamforreal

Thats because you're putting it on all wrong webbie. Your trying to stretch it over your head and torso first  :D

 :lol: :lol:

Offline Upsndowns79

I noticed that a very frequent poster, reviewer & forum helper, Mr Fishyfoo has disappeared from the forum, last seen in action, May 2025.

Yes he was an avid reviewer in the Yorkshire region and wider when I was a voyeristic none member and it felt like he’d reviewed pretty much every SP in the county at one point.

I’ve wondered what happened to him.

Offline ulstersubbie

The Film Director was a member I got on particularly well with, we had very similar tastes when it came to cinema. He hasn't logged on since 2022, probably given up punting and moved on to other things.

Offline webpunter

Dumm·kopf, thats me [edit:  in reply to #54 / #55  :rolleyes:]
« Last Edit: January 29, 2026, 01:02:25 pm by webpunter »

Offline Thephoenix

I know i'm your favourite
The leads for your one litre motor will fry trying to start mine so i'll pass if you dont mind
& your cock ring will be too small
 ;)

Don't worry it's fully adjustable:



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I also have a selection of these:


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« Last Edit: January 29, 2026, 04:14:56 pm by Thephoenix »

Offline mancsguy1975

Nice thread - good to remember some of those UKP legends, whatever their  cirumstances  :drinks:

Offline cueball

I'm still alive 😁😁😁😁

Offline cueball

Tell you what, I don't miss punting (I've had a bloody great times hanging out of different lasses though  :D)

But, I don't log on often but when i do, I do chuckle at the posts etc.

Notwithstanding the reviews and advice, one of the main reasons I came on ukp was the humour, I've had some great laughs on here and made some good mates (with a shared interest in rented podging).

Good to see some of the old names still active and good to see the membership is healthy.

Ukp is and always has been a goldmine for help and advice in the paid podging game.

And the laughs are unique, nowhere else will you share what you share on here.

Keep it up team (in every way  :D)

I'll try to log on a bit more regular.

Ps
The cage still exists and is still full of gruel munchers.