Girls (how I failed to find cheap hotties)

[matrixjs]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

[Punterperson1971]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

Almost 4 years on here and you claim to have slept with 60/70 in 15 years yet 1 review in the time you’ve been here,so my question is any of these 60/70 been in the 4 years you’ve been registered on here if so where’s the reviews?

[francescototti]

Almost 4 years on here and you claim to have slept with 60/70 in 15 years yet 1 review in the time you’ve been here,so my question is any of these 60/70 been in the 4 years you’ve been registered on here if so where’s the reviews?

He watches Love Island, what do you  expect from him 

[Lilywhite]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

Usually because the lasses that look like that get paid large amounts from guys on Insta.
You can always tell who is doing it- photos in nice restaurants/holidays without showing the other person there/general showing off a lifestyle which requires a few grand a month.

Edit- for some reason I thought this was the Scottish board. May not be so relevant nationally. 

[Fuzzyduck]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

I think you should save the money you waste on whores and get yourself a decent therapist.

[matrixjs]

Almost 4 years on here and you claim to have slept with 60/70 in 15 years yet 1 review in the time you’ve been here,so my question is any of these 60/70 been in the 4 years you’ve been registered on here if so where’s the reviews?

Every weekend at Swallows Massage Brighton I didn’t feel the need to report back was this site even going in 2005? And I believe the one time I did review nobody even responded.

[The Film Director]

And I believe the one time I did review nobody even responded.

 

[LLPunting]

Plenty of good looking girls working as SPs, you just have to pay more cash.  The munters on Love Island would rate about 120-150 ph on looks alone these days, +30-100 for being British (if they are), alas you don't get any money back for their defective personalities.

If you've not shagged better in a punt then you can't have been paying even 100 ph this last decade or so.

[Dipper]

Can’t stand the fake barbie doll in half a tonne of make up look personally.

Anything but for me.

[Vice Admiral]

Can’t stand the fake barbie doll in half a tonne of make up look personally.
Anything but for me.

Agreed.

And the worst of it, as has been discussed on UKP before, is that a lot of pretty girls with charming looks – looks that reflect their individuality and their personality – think that the only good look is the Love Island look, and muck about with their faces, ruining their mouths with lip filler and so on.  And end up looking like clones.

[Punterperson1971]

Every weekend at Swallows Massage Brighton I didn’t feel the need to report back was this site even going in 2005? And I believe the one time I did review nobody even responded.

You will find that if it’s in their interest people will reply they won’t reply to all reviews I’ve had some where no ones replied other reviews people have commented,don’t give up do some more see how you get on.

[Payyourwaymate]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

You can find girls like that if your money is right and you can get into the right social circles. You are not really going to find girls like the ones on love island on AW. However, going off your activity from your profile and your naive post, it seems you may not be well versed enough in dealing with escorts, searching AW or realising there are actual levels to the type of WG around and what has to be done to "access" the "high" level ones.... despite your 15 year claim of experience .

[matrixjs]

Thanks for replies, like you guys said there are probably girls out there like that but they would charge more than I’m willing to pay, I have always just paid no more than £60 for half hour at massage parlours.

[winkywanky]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

There are plenty of girls on AW with black insulating tape for eyebrows, smothered in make-up, fake tits, tattoos, arse implants, lip fillers, fake-tanned and with a Coke habit.

You're obviously not looking hard enough  .

[mr.bluesky]

Can’t stand the fake barbie doll in half a tonne of make up look personally.

Anything but for me.

Don't forget they are also complete airheads too.

[matrixjs]

To be honest saying girls like the love island ones was not really quite what I meant. I,would properly mean ones that could be a model.

[LLPunting]

To be honest saying girls like the love island ones was not really quite what I meant. I,would properly mean ones that could be a model.

This still fails to make the correct point.  Plenty of ordinary girls are models now because in these inclusive times any munter can be an influencer if she has an appealing personality or big tits or big bum or loves exhibiting her fanny.
If you mean why can't I find 80s supermodel quality totty on the cheap then perhaps you'd be framing your self-indulgence more precisely.  Or 90s lads mag tarts. Or millenial Twilight stars.  Or Kardasshian Kows.

[Ams11]

I would suggest look at Diva Escorts - a fair few have been reviewed and confirmed as FAF.

[Malvolio]

To be honest saying girls like the love island ones was not really quite what I meant. I,would properly mean ones that could be a model.

Time to expand your world from massage parlours.

[PLeisure]

OP seems conflicted 

[smiths]

I have always been fussy and in the past 15 years probably been with about 60 or 70 escorts but not one of them ever live up to the type of girl that turns me on I can never find any that do on adult work, I watch programs like love island and see all the young sexy mini skirted tanned girls, they are the sort that do it for me but you just can’t seem to find girls like that online! Or I am just not looking in the right places.

Thanks for your great contribution to UKP since you have been a member, you have really put yourself out on here. If we were all like you UKP would of folded many years ago due to tumbleweed.

[Payyourwaymate]

To be honest saying girls like the love island ones was not really quite what I meant. I,would properly mean ones that could be a model.

OP, if you really are serious and not posting out of boredom of the lockdown; I do have one suggestion that may come close to what you are looking for. If you have £1000 spare go to the German FKK clubs for a couple days when they re-open. They should have the type of girls you are looking for. Should be a cheaper alternative to spending thousands of £££££ and attaining social connections to try to find love island instagram lookalikes....will be more than your usal massage parlour fees though. 15 years of punting you say....lol I really do wonder.

[bobby1973]

love island girls are all fake
fake girls never give you what you want as their fake
look for real ladies not air heads
and your be happy 

[James]

i set of on the same mission as you the op.
watched love island and wanted a hunnie like that. spent lots of time searching and seeing. didnt find the hunnie. the only way is either seeking. but they can be fussy to. or spend higher. likely a 140ph girl is not a supper hunnie. 200 to 250ph is the range of supper slim hunnies.

after this is over i am going to punt less but choose the higer end girls also try to use agency sites or see pg where i can see the girls face