Author Topic: Young Sexiest Oriental Babes in Chelmsford Essex - NOT !  (Read 977 times)

Offline robboflam

Comms: Pretty decent, answered call promptly and sent address within a few mins

Venue: Modern flats near Chelmsford station. Same ones a number of others work/have worked out of in the last year or so

Arrival: Usual behind the door trick, lots of head bowed so couldnt actually see her really. Asked to leave shoes in hallway

Lady: Nothing at all like the pics on VS but then you rarely expect them to be. Late 30's maybe older, with vertical tummy scar. A little bit of padding and not toned. Strangely dressed, not sexy at all in my eyes and facially a 5/10. English is limited to "darling" and "thank you" it seems, with zero attempt to engage.

Service: Very good massage to be fair. Not the usual light tickle but pretty thorough back and leg massage with baby oil. It went on for 20 mins i would guess. Asked me to flip over and went straight to the crown jewels with her hand to wake it up. Probably lasted 45 secs before she reached for the condom, asked me to move so she could lie on bed then guided me in. No mention of any oral action. I was pretty bored at this point so pumped away while she held her stomach (guessing to a) hide the scar and b) stop it wobbling). Zero interest from her really, just laid there waiting for it to finish. She wiped the old fella down, then she got dressed ready for the next one.

Price: £60 for 30 mins, no extras offered or asked for
Summary : I did not find it "sexy" at all, but if a decent massage followed by a pump and dump is your thing then maybe it floats your boat.

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Offline RockyBaboa69

Is she the girl in the pictures?

Thank you, OP

 :hi:

Offline MassageBloke

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I'd report that ad to the local trading standards office.    :yahoo:    Not 1 word in it is true, as looking at the review above proves. Hence, living close by, I iggy such ads now as a pure phantasy.
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Is she the girl in the pictures?

Thank you, OP

 :hi:

Er, try a TinEye search. It should be routine for all ads with pics in them. Not that you need to do that for that one, bloody fake spotted a mile away.
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Offline robboflam

Rocky......"Lady: Nothing at all like the pics on VS"

So that's a no, she looks NOTHING at all like the pics