NEUTRAL Exotic English 36ff - Sarah. Swindon. very weird punt

[Maverick090]

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I'd thought I'd try a rare english girl which popped up on AW telephone and arranged booking, fairly straight forward with english accent on telephone call.

LOCATION
A self contained flat in old town part of Swindon, further communication via text all ok

SERVICES
OWO, GFE in a sexy outfit
£140 for the hour

THE LADY
about size 10, poss a bit smaller with absolutely huge false boobs, pink dress, stockings and heels.  Heavily made up, with a strange Far East look about about her, but not a pretty looking girl.

THE MEETING
She sat me down and went through her services in a business like manner, but was very matter of fact.  She asked me to strip front as she proceeded to a massage.  The massage it's self was terrible, probably the worst I've ever had, she may have Asian style looks, but she sure can't massage for toffee!! This deed in fact went on for ages, on top of that she's was talking absolute bollocks.  It was like being interviewed by a member of TOWIE

she eventually stripped off for a b2b massage which was still totally shit, I suggested I turn over and pay attention to the old chap, owo was weak and lacked any rhythm whatsoever. She then whipped off her knickers then started in wipe her neither regions with several wet wipes ( this a morning punt, I was first for the day) then applied 2 tons of lube to herself the proceeded to a 69, which was so weak I wondered if she ever was sucking the old chap at all.  After a few mins i thought it time bang the doors off her petit frame, I was aware of her false boobs, but couldn't believe how rock hard they were, it was like she had bowling bowls in them, they were so hard.

Anyway bagged up I proceeded with a bit of mish, during which there was no eye contact at all, she then suggested doggy, which had a slight improvement, during this action she asked if I wanted to finish with CIM, Which I duly carried out, with small satisfaction from my point of view. She leapt up and spat my mix into a tissue.

On the face of it may read a fairly decent punt, small frame, false boobs, fit body with OWO & CIM. What are u after in a punt??  I can't put my finger on it.  Was her very weirded look, ...forgot to mention she was wearing a wig too! Or the fact her rabbiting on, talking absolutely bollocks throughout the whole punt, or the zero eye contact.

Would I go back, maybe? You guys may get a better punt who knows?

[nigel4498]

You have posted this as a positive having titled it a neutral.
Do you need it changed to a neutral?

[Donel75]

Cheers for reviewing. Have seen her pop up in Swindon on and off for the past couple of years.  Tried to arrange on a few occasions which she cancelled or backed out of which struck me as odd.


Also got the impression her headline rates are basically massage only - all the good stuff is extra.

States she's Mauritian I guess she has some Indian heritage.

Cheers

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review. I'm guessing you actually had a better time than how it comes across in the review. Reads like a negative IMO particularly considering the cost. £140? Ouch.

[Maverick090]

I can't put my finger on it folks, the punt was £120 for the hour, plus £20 for CIM. I got what I paid for, so why complain... I mean she could of been EE.

[Fuzzyduck]

LOL.
Your punt, your review and your rating although I look forward to seeing one of your negatives! For that kind of coin I'd want to be feel like a fucking boss afterwards.

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I'd thought I'd try a rare english girl which popped up on AW telephone and arranged booking, fairly straight forward with english accent on telephone call.

LOCATION
A self contained flat in old town part of Swindon, further communication via text all ok

SERVICES
OWO, GFE in a sexy outfit
£140 for the hour

THE LADY
about size 10, poss a bit smaller with absolutely huge false boobs, pink dress, stockings and heels.  Heavily made up, with a strange Far East look about about her, but not a pretty looking girl.

THE MEETING
She sat me down and went through her services in a business like manner, but was very matter of fact.  She asked me to strip front as she proceeded to a massage.  The massage it's self was terrible, probably the worst I've ever had, she may have Asian style looks, but she sure can't massage for toffee!! This deed in fact went on for ages, on top of that she's was talking absolute bollocks.  It was like being interviewed by a member of TOWIE

she eventually stripped off for a b2b massage which was still totally shit, I suggested I turn over and pay attention to the old chap, owo was weak and lacked any rhythm whatsoever. She then whipped off her knickers then started in wipe her neither regions with several wet wipes ( this a morning punt, I was first for the day) then applied 2 tons of lube to herself the proceeded to a 69, which was so weak I wondered if she ever was sucking the old chap at all.  After a few mins i thought it time bang the doors off her petit frame, I was aware of her false boobs, but couldn't believe how rock hard they were, it was like she had bowling bowls in them, they were so hard.

Anyway bagged up I proceeded with a bit of mish, during which there was no eye contact at all, she then suggested doggy, which had a slight improvement, during this action she asked if I wanted to finish with CIM, Which I duly carried out, with small satisfaction from my point of view. She leapt up and spat my mix into a tissue.

On the face of it may read a fairly decent punt, small frame, false boobs, fit body with OWO & CIM. What are u after in a punt??  I can't put my finger on it.  Was her very weirded look, ...forgot to mention she was wearing a wig too! Or the fact her rabbiting on, talking absolutely bollocks throughout the whole punt, or the zero eye contact.

Would I go back, maybe? You guys may get a better punt who knows?

[houseboot]

I can't put my finger on it folks, the punt was £120 for the hour, plus £20 for CIM. I got what I paid for, so why complain... I mean she could of been EE.

Did you read previous Review ..... query TS?

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