External Link/Members OnlyWent a week ago on a Sunday, appointment made by text with more or less immediate reply.
I parked in the street running parallel to the Cov Road and walked around to the front - there were spaces to park immediately out the front and the pub/Travelodge car park looks easy to park in as well more or less next door.
Reception open, met by a lady in her early 50's at a guess, not a looker, I assumed was not part of the staff by the dress and looks. Taken into a room and the door shut behind me, so I got that wrong, clearly she was on the massage staff. Pocketed £40 for the hour and didn't pay any attention to me undressing as she fiddled with her phone for some music - gave my arse a slap though as i lay down.
Started a routine massage then after maybe 10 mins opened the door and had a conversation and swap over with another lady who continued the massage - slapped my arse a few times and provided a few reach unders before asking if I wanted B2B. I declined not really knowing what she looked like, when I turned there was nothing to change my mind - slightly younger but anything from 40-50 years old, a bit overweight. I'd agreed to a happy ending whilst face down so that began and I noticed she was watching the clock continually almost as if timing me. A mechanical over-firm handjob followed. After the inevitable she did at least see out the remaining 20-odd mins but proceeded to the head massage without washing the oil off and transferring more oil from my shoulders to my head. At this point i was clock watching myself and ready to wrap up. Got a hug at the end as I was leaving.
No shower facilities that I'm aware off, no sink in the room and overly hot, my back was sweaty as I got up at the end.
So £40 + £20, mission accomplished with the HE but little to make me return.
