Author Topic: leggyblonde Purpose served but AW profile innacurate (Own House Shirland Derbys)  (Read 2083 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 4972602) (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline John the Sextist

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Spotted this profile some time ago and parked it as a Plan B or C just in case I would ever be in the area and if I felt an urge at the time, I’ve previously seen some information on here that she has had a previous profile under Tanya69 but as I’d never had that pleasure or displeasure so could not confirm either way up until the start and end of the meeting.

What I can confirm from after the meeting is that this is a completely new profile and she was previously known as Tanya69, she openly discussed it during the meeting, so that’s out the way now.

As it turns out I was lucky (or unlucky) enough to be in that area around the start of October 2019 and thought why not, so popped a message on AW to arrange a meeting and she responded a couple of days later having read it on the same day indicating her availability which coincidentally matched with my diary.

Arranged an half hour meet for £70, once I’d confirmed on AW she provided her mobile number and we had a couple of texts prior to the meeting, this was just to confirm the date and times were ok and what to expect from the meeting which turned out to be not a lot apart from an overly exaggerated ego of someone desperate to be considered beautiful, far from it!!.

Given instructions of location, easily found and parked up around 200 meters away on a main road I’d consider safe and well within easy walking distance, provided house number and within 5 minutes of parking up I was knocking on the door, please be mindful the door is on a main road and not very discrete during daylight hours as I found out with people lurking about.

Invited in from behind the door, here stood in front of me was someone claiming to be 52 years old (profile now 53yrs) but in fact looked anything between 60yrs to 70yrs and fully plastered with what looked like cement mix, now my mind raced into Walk Walk mode but, all of a sudden I had some unusual thoughts and an urge, Oops, bad move and I’ll expect some criticism lol!!

1. I felt quite horny and full

2. I’ve fucked a MILF but not a GILF

3. In this case it could be a GGILF


With this in mind, I thought £70 ain’t too much to lose so I went with the flow just for the hell of it with no high expectations!!

So what had we agreed in principle.

Services, Price and description:

Meetings - £70 – half hour

Location – Reasonably safe, remote village type location on a main road (unfamiliar with area)

Size – 10 Accurate

Age – Anything between 60yrs – 70yrs (no exaggeration from me)

Height – 5’ 7” (Accurate)
 
Communication – Average if I’m being totally honest

Quality of Service – 6 / 10 (some good moments and served a purpose)

Attractiveness - 5 / 10 (To be fair in her day she probably looked really good)

Body – Good considering age (not an expert on GILF or GGILF’s)

Face – So much make up to cover the lines, I thought I was walking through Debenhams

Home – 8 / 10 high level of hygiene and cleanliness throughout

Friendly and reasonably chatty to start (but always going on about how good she is) and I was invited to follow her upstairs, I’d not seen that much of her body at this time because she was wearing a wrap around robe, from the back she looked really good it was the front that concerned me, neck up, into a very small bedroom with a doubled bed and a strategically placed mirror I dealt with the finances and was asked to get undressed while she did the stash the cash run, so I did.

When she came into the bedroom she was wearing a cream lacy body stocking and to be fair her body was quite tidy, all in proportion and not to saggy so obvious that she tried to look after herself so she then joined me on the bed.

Got to be honest I was a bit hesitant with the DFK but went along with it as by now the urge was taking over and my best friend was looking around like a meerkat, I soon had the body stocking undone, a couple of buttons popped and I was away, no sooner had they popped and she was rubbing and tugging away at my cock.

She had no objections to me exploring her pussy and she got wet very quick (I was surprised because at her age I thought she may have been like the Sahara Desert), started rubbing her clit then inserted one and two fingers in to lightly finger fuck her, she took hold of my wrist and motioned to speed up which I did and boy did she get saturated, she seemed to really enjoy the fast finger fucking and deep, soon after she was taking my fingers out, rubbing them over her nipples and pulling me in to lick and suck them which I kindly obliged.

She moved down the bed, took hold of my cock and started to give me a blow job, nothing particularly special about this, it was just ok, a bit toothy at times, enjoyable but seemed structured and mechanical, yes there was a bit of bell end, ball and shaft licking but it just wasn’t floating my boat, this carried on until she told me she wanted me to lick and finger her pussy.

I didn’t have a problem with this, she was fully shaved and in fairness her pussy looked quite attractive, nice lips, nicely shaped with a protruding clit, she was definitely up for this, she grabbed her legs from behind her knees, pulled her legs back and beckoned me in to feast, neutral tasting and very clean to be honest I lapped away with my tongue and fingers until she had a shuddering orgasm, it wasn’t faked, she was bursting like a damn being attacked by a Lancaster Bomber, she was flushed in her face and very sensitive to touch.

She had her recovery moment from which I spotted her looking at the clock, I knew there was only around 10 minutes left, she asked me if I wanted her to bring me off with her mouth to hand relief and cum or fuck her, the latter took priority.

On with the cover and I’d managed to keep a strong hard on (no idea how lol), she mounted me in cow girl and started to fuck me slowly, building up speed and working a good rhythm which in all fairness was enjoyable (as she’s quite tight, her pussy grips like Engineers Record Vice) when I was sucking her nipples but not so good when we had face contact as by now the make up was being slowly dislodged and running down her face, not a pretty sight and It looked like a vision of the Joker from Batman.

Time was moving on so I flipped her over onto her back, legs up in the air over the shoulders and I was controlling the pace, she was quite vocal, took hold of my hands and told me to really fuck her hard which I obliged, moved into love lock for the finale as I could feel the sap rising and she was encouraging me to cum, asking me to shoot it all over her.

At this moment her age and looks had no significance, I removed the cover and started to jerk off whilst still between her legs, she started to finger herself and was encouraging me to cum, I exploded and caught her by surprise, a weeks work of my love juice first splattered her face and tits, the secondary streams covered all over her pussy, I don’t think she expected the covering on her face and told me off whilst she rubbed my cum around her pussy lips.

She cleaned me up with some wet wipes and then went off to the bathroom to clean up, a shower was offered but I declined, in fairness it was great hospitality but I just wanted to get dressed and be on my way, downstairs we had some casual chatter (more her telling me how good she is – again) from which I was asked if I would want to return, obvious answer was yes but in truth highly unlikely.

Unfortunately this was my second time I had been misled regarding age, the meeting itself satisfied an urge / need etc but lying about one’s age on a profile is profoundly irritating, yes I could have walked for this meeting and the one with Grace74 but chose not to on both occasions, that’s just my choice, I’m sure others would.

Had this AW profile indicated a truthful age then I have no doubts in my mind I would have simply bypassed it and looked elsewhere, I’m sure she will continue to generate interest and will appeal to others seeking services but for me it didn’t achieve what I had hoped.

I’ve considered this review with the same integrity as I did Grace74 for similar reasons and feel that giving it a neutral is a fair judgement, I don’t believe a negative is justified, although I’m sure it would not face any argument, it’s just the way I choose to summarise and attach a verdict.
 
As I’ve already indicated I would not return.

Hope you find this review informative.

Offline Kingy28

I caught sight of her at Chelsea Hart's place several years ago. I figured that the 69 part of her profile name was her age!

Offline NervousJ

Service sounds pretty decent. They just can’t grow old gracefully. Well, lie about their age that is....

Offline John the Sextist

Service sounds pretty decent. They just can’t grow old gracefully. Well, lie about their age that is....

That's why I gave it a neutral NJ, my fault for not taking the paper bag, Uugh, maybe next time  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Offline Dipper

Think I had the misfortune of punting this many moons ago, at a different location.

She’d have to pay me now.  :thumbsdown: and even then I’m not sure I could manage it.

One for the (great) granny bashers  though :lol:

Offline Idba522

So her body was decent but not her face?

Was she fat?

Offline John the Sextist

So her body was decent but not her face?

Was she fat?

That's already answered in the review.

 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



Offline Kingy28

Think I had the misfortune of punting this many moons ago, at a different location.

She’d have to pay me now.  :thumbsdown: and even then I’m not sure I could manage it.

One for the (great) granny bashers  though :lol:
I think to myself, would I fuck her if I met her in a pub? If the answer to the pub question is no, then there's no way I'd ever pay her. She's way out of the parameters of what I could consider. I've made some serious punting errors in the past. She won't be added to that list but each to their own etc

Offline Dipper

I think to myself, would I fuck her if I met her in a pub? If the answer to the pub question is no, then there's no way I'd ever pay her. She's way out of the parameters of what I could consider. I've made some serious punting errors in the past. She won't be added to that list but each to their own etc

Oh yeah.

To the untrained eye the profile does quite a good job of masking her physical condition.

I urge people to zoom a bit closer to get  a better idea.

Offline Bigowl

Without getting myself too tempted, how was the kissing

If it was dfk I can see myself getting drawn in!

Offline John the Sextist

Without getting myself too tempted, how was the kissing

If it was dfk I can see myself getting drawn in!

To be honest it's hard to describe, she's obviously got a big gob on her because she used it to really good effect blowing herself up on how good she is  :scare: :scare:

If I was going to be descriptive regarding kissing her then imagine kissing someone who has just had a stroke, the mouth seemed half open, half closed and dropped on one side, no feeling and the tongue was fuckin hibernating  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Not that I've kissed anyone with a stroke, not yet anyway, she may have had Botox at the time of my meeting that could have been the cause, to be honest I reckon she needs more than Botox to stay in the game, but good luck to her, everyone needs to earn a dollar somehow.

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Offline Dipper

That sounds gross.

If it’s who I’m thinking of I’m sure she showed me one of her outfits at the time which was like a nazi ss dominatrix get up.  :lol:

Offline Bigowl


Offline John the Sextist

That's a no then ...

I can see you've done Paulahotchick  :vomit: :vomit: you must have some bottle  :drinks: :drinks:

Don't discount LB as she is 100% improvement on PHC - go for it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Offline Kingy28

If I was going to be descriptive regarding kissing her then imagine kissing someone who has just had a stroke, the mouth seemed half open, half closed and dropped on one side, no feeling and the tongue was fuckin hibernating  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What a brilliant description! :D

Offline Bigowl

I can see you've done Paulahotchick  :vomit: :vomit: you must have some bottle  :drinks: :drinks:

Don't discount LB as she is 100% improvement on PHC - go for it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Stop it
I'm trying not to get too tempted, I might head over later!

Offline John the Sextist

Stop it
I'm trying not to get too tempted, I might head over later!

If your going to take up the challenge then plan ahead because she is sometimes quite hard to get hold of  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Good look  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Will look forward to hearing of your experience  :lol: :lol:

 :drinks: :drinks:

Offline Bigowl

She didn't pick up at all

I didn't have any kind of plan, live local so I just wanted to get it on, tried calling her a few times, but nothing. Never mind

I find her quite expensive for half hour but your review made me tempted

Offline John the Sextist

She didn't pick up at all

I didn't have any kind of plan, live local so I just wanted to get it on, tried calling her a few times, but nothing. Never mind

I find her quite expensive for half hour but your review made me tempted

To be honest Bigowl I reckon you may have dodged and saved some hard earn't money, use it wisely

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