Author Topic: Katy Eccles  (Read 2409 times)


25 review(s) for GF Katy (11 positive, 10 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline spiralnotebook

Katy in Eccles.
Read a number of reviews prior to going a couple of weeks ago and took on board the comments made. My experience had aspects of just about all of them and unfortunately not the good ones.

LOCATION :- as other reports adjacent to Eccles Morrisons. Flat seen better days but clean and tidy. Reasonable privacy, easy to find.

CONTACT :- Good comms by text, arrive at Morrisons and easy to follow location given.

COST :- £80 x 1 hour

Looks :- As always a subjective opinion but facially did nothing for me, not at all attracted. I wouldn`t try and chat her up in the pub not even with beer goggles on, could do with a quadruple face lift. Body wise not bad pert boobies, super ass. Smelly fanny.

THE FUN STUFF :- As previous reports I got the impression if you walked into her bedroom and did or said nothing she would collapse from not being told to breathe. Definately encouragement and direction is required. Average and uninspiring shag for me, very average oral, if you could put your cock into a corpses mouth and bobble its head backwards and forwards you`d get the general idea. Struggled to spunk to be honest. Her lack of inventiveness and dogmatic bovine expression killed it for me, like having a bucket of cold water thrown into your crotch, with ice cubes, followed by a spray of nitrogen and then `let me know when you`ve finished dear`.

Visit again - no.

Conclusion :- Looking at the big picture so is a neutral. Value for £80 - no thanks felt cheated. As you may have gathered suprisingly she did nothing for me. Taking on board body wise she`s not bad and the oral may be to others taste (If you have a fanny piss fetish) I may be unfairly accused of being harsh but also I recognise we are not all the same. The only part of the experience I`d like to repeat was filling up the car at Morrisons garage, though others may and have enjoyed her delights. My neutral is a suck it and see score.

Caveat Emptor!

Comms  -  *****
Place  -  ***
Looks  -  **
Enthusiasm  -  nil
Value for money  -  *


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Offline freeze44

 hmmm fanny piss fetish!  :lol: Not until I lose control of my own water works!

Funny read that review!  :thumbsup:

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Absolutely hilarious review.... :thumbsup:

Offline Goldfinch

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An entertaining read-hope your next punt is a positive. :thumbsup:







Offline fbarge

Katy in Eccles.
Read a number of reviews prior to going a couple of weeks ago and took on board the comments made. My experience had aspects of just about all of them and unfortunately not the good ones.

LOCATION :- as other reports adjacent to Eccles Morrisons. Flat seen better days but clean and tidy. Reasonable privacy, easy to find.

CONTACT :- Good comms by text, arrive at Morrisons and easy to follow location given.

COST :- £80 x 1 hour

Looks :- As always a subjective opinion but facially did nothing for me, not at all attracted. I wouldn`t try and chat her up in the pub not even with beer goggles on, could do with a quadruple face lift. Body wise not bad pert boobies, super ass. Smelly fanny.

THE FUN STUFF :- As previous reports I got the impression if you walked into her bedroom and did or said nothing she would collapse from not being told to breathe. Definately encouragement and direction is required. Average and uninspiring shag for me, very average oral, if you could put your cock into a corpses mouth and bobble its head backwards and forwards you`d get the general idea. Struggled to spunk to be honest. Her lack of inventiveness and dogmatic bovine expression killed it for me, like having a bucket of cold water thrown into your crotch, with ice cubes, followed by a spray of nitrogen and then `let me know when you`ve finished dear`.

Visit again - no.

Conclusion :- Looking at the big picture so is a neutral. Value for £80 - no thanks felt cheated. As you may have gathered suprisingly she did nothing for me. Taking on board body wise she`s not bad and the oral may be to others taste (If you have a fanny piss fetish) I may be unfairly accused of being harsh but also I recognise we are not all the same. The only part of the experience I`d like to repeat was filling up the car at Morrisons garage, though others may and have enjoyed her delights. My neutral is a suck it and see score.

Caveat Emptor!

Comms  -  *****
Place  -  ***
Looks  -  **
Enthusiasm  -  nil
Value for money  -  *


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Great review - I walked after I aw her and her teeth & demeanour. Best thing about the visit was its proximity to Morrisons where they sell superb pies

Offline threechilliman

No idea why this bird gets so much airtime or guys keep punting her. Iffy at best.

Offline Kool Keef

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No idea why this bird gets so much airtime or guys keep punting her. Iffy at best.

Cos she's cheap I'm guessing  :unknown:

Offline Drayki

I guess you get what you pay for nowadays  :dash:

But top marks for hilarious review  :D

Offline RandomGuy99

She bids on all my reverse bookings.  She wants £80 for an hour when I'm offering up to £150.  I never bother contacting her. I should really block her.