External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyWas initially holding herself out as Katie-louisex as early as November 2019 and is now holding herself out as Britishkatie-x.
Probably the worst punt I’ve ever had. For the record I am not exaggerating. It’s hard even writing this review because it’s bringing back bad memories. If you are reading this and value your hard earned money then avoid at all costs.
I went for a 30 mins for £90 incall as she was a little bit of an unknown so thought I was TOFTT (hadn’t seen the poor reviews because of the name change)
Logistics; Booking; CommunicationResponded quickly over text. Suitable time then agreed. Given I was traveling into the city which is about a 40 min drive, it is very important that the set times agreed are stuck to as close as possible. This was made clear to her. As the scheduled time approached, I was texted about 30 mins before the meet that she was currently getting the nails done which was taking longer than expected and asked whether I could push the meet back 15 mins. I happily agreed and thought I would use this time to browse the city. Well 15 mins turned into a text requesting another 15 mins, then another 15 mins until she said that she would not be able to see me until a whole 1 hour after the scheduled meet time as she wasn’t being allowed to check into her hotel. She gave the option of rescheduling but by this time I had waited 45 mins and was so horny after looking at her photos that I thought I could wait another 15 mins. Looking back I really really really wished I had walked.
Location She is usually based in Bristol and was touring Cardiff. Location was a relatively popular hotel in the city centre. Her instructions regarding parking was shocking. Firstly, I had to ask whether the hotel had free parking. She then said she thought it did, didn’t know how much it was, where it was or how to use it. Pretty much left me to figure it out. Ive had some good experiences in the past where SP’s have been shit hot on parking even where the hotel is based in the city centre. For me this is all part of client care and not having decent parking instructions in my opinion is just laziness.
LooksFor me this is what disappointed me the most. Says she is a size 10 but that is generous. She is much bigger than a size 10 and bigger than her pictures suggest. In fact having looked back at her profile, I convinced those photos are either not her or her 5 years ago before she had gained weight. When seeing her I felt, cheated, deceived, misled and damn right lied to. I should have walked and if I ever find myself in a situation like this again I will but by this point I was so horny I was prepared to shag anything. I think in the back of my mind I was hoping she gave good oral and was a good fuck which would have made her appearance that much easier to stomach.
ServicesWas led into the room. Pleasantries exchanged and paperwork sorted. Was not wearing what requested despite promising she would. Began to talk and apparently I was her first booking for the day which was strange because the longer I was in the room the more I started to smell a wet sweat smell coming from her direction as if she hadn’t showered all day. Again, the rationale judgment side of my brain was clearly being overpowered by my dick and still I stayed. Wasn’t in the mood to kiss her so told her Id like to see her play with herself while I watched. At this stage although Id known she was a smoker, I didn’t know that she would spend the whole punt coughing as if she had something stuck in her throat. It was very off putting and very annoying so much so that I said to her that she was more then welcome to get a glass of water. Not sure if she didn’t hear me or simply ignored me but the offer was not taken up. Anyways by now I just needed to cum so I asked her to provide owo which wasn’t bad. No attention to balls though. She then asked (after about a minute of owo) whether I wanted to fuck her. Her aim to get me out of there was so obvious but I was so desperate myself I kinda just went along with it. She then asked “what position”, I said “doggy”, she then said “no as too deep”, I then said “why ask then”, she says “she was being polite!” Fucked her missionary, came and then got the fuck out of there hoping never to return again.
Pros 
ConsHad me waiting for 2 hours
Hygiene questionable
Rushed
Kept coughing
Would I return?Hell no!
Will I return?Hell no!
Topic: Britishkatie-x aka Katie-louisex - Cardiff Incall - Avoid! (Read 4697 times)