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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Halls near North Acton station
Decided to punt for the first time a couple of months ago and I'm not sure I'll ever do it again thanks to this terrible experience.
Browsing through AW on my day off I come across this profile this WG who offers Anal near me.
Not sure what got over me, unable to find any details on UKP I decided I'd TOFTT thinking how bad could it really be.
I call her up to tell her I wanted anal and she said no problem and nothing extra. Said I'd be there in half an hour and she texted me the details.
Once I was outside the building, I tried calling her and she didn't respond at first while I stood outside the halls reception hoping to be let in.
I'm guessing there're a lot of WGs working out of these halls, what looked like one punter came out while another one was stood around me figuring out a way to get in as well. Luckily the entry was out of the way and discreet to a certain extent.
Finally get through to her and she instructs me the floor and flat number, out of the lift and the corridor's like a maze. Her flat seemed to be in the secluded smoking area on the floor which should have put me off already. Finally reach the door and she opens the door looking nothing like the photos on AW. Again, I should've walked but I was excited for my first punt. WG was wearing a black tank top, had a massive stomach and some tight shorts. She had absolutely no make up on and she's easily in her mid 40s if not older.
Led through a row of other flats where I'm sure there are other WGs working and led into her tiny flat, luckily had a balcony to let some of the smoking stench out. I'll admit the flat was fairly clean, she offers me a shower but I'd already showered so said I'm alright to which she seemed ok. She tried to force a 30 minute session but I wanted an hour, again that seemed strange but she eventually agreed. After I handed her the cash she left the room for what felt like a really long time. Being my first punt, I started thinking this could go terribly wrong. She came back eventually and seemed disappointed that I hadn't taken my clothes off. I'm wondering whether this is how things work, eventually strip down and she comes on to me with some light kissing, I'm extremely disappointed with her looks at this point but I've given in.
Once I take off her top, she's got some massive tits but she will not allow you to play with her nipples. Off with her bottom and all I can see is this massive stomach. She lays be down and starts rubbing her breasts over my cock and stomach with some fake moans. At this point I just want to get on with shit so I ask her for OWO, she pulls out some wet wipes and cleans me up and starts giving me a half decent BJ. It's sloppy but as soon as I put my hand on her head she stops and waves her finger at me. I'm totally put off now but still go on with it, I ask her if I can finger her and at this point it's also evident that she barely understands english and absolutely hates what she's doing. She reluctantly lays down, absolutely no fingers allowed inside her. When I ask her to suck my cock while I try to play with her clit she almost gets angry! Eventually she makes me cum with some fake moans and quite happily lets me CIM.
She goes and cleans up and while we're taking a break it's awkward while we lie next to each other weirdly stroking each other. There's obviously no room for conversation. Soon enough I ask her for to go down on me again and she starts with the whole rubbing her tits against me nonsense. Once she gets me hard, I tell her that I want to fuck her pussy to which she almost announces "SEX?" she puts the condom on and takes the doggy position, I'll admit her ass actually looks decent and she enjoys being spanked a little. As I fuck her, her fake moans turn me off again and at this point I'm thinking finish up and leave. I cum in the condom and she promptly gets up, wipes my cock with the wet wipes and back to the awkwardness. I'm now thinking whether it was worth trying to convince her for the hour long session

Because I've already paid for the hour, I decide to wait a little and see if we can actually get around to the anal. Usually I can get hard and go again but with this WG it really was a mission. Started with the awkward stroking, to the sloppy but average BJ, would've really liked for there to be some DT but that wasn't going to happen, she gets me hard-ish and I ask for anal to which she again announces "ANAL?", assumes the doggy position again, condom on and I try to enter and she's screaming "GEL!" at me, I lube up but I'm losing my erection because of her annoying screaming and disinterest. Unsuccessful and angry, I decide this is not going to happen, get my clothes, clean up and leave.
That was a waste of £100 for no anal and fucking someone that looked nothing like their photos on AW.
Has really made me rethink whether I'll punt again :/