xxxKelly73 - Sheffield - Outcall (No show)

[munterhunter]

NO SHOW!
I have known Kelly for some time I've seen her a number of times and previously reviewed her on here. I usually book for her to visit me because the flat she uses for incall isn't that great!
She does give a great service but in the last few months has become unreliable with bookings frequently turning up very late for bookings she's agreed to. I've had words with her before about the quality of her comms.
THIS BOOKING
I sent a text requesting an hour's outcall for 8pm which she agreed to. I put a booking on AW.
At 7.55 I received a text from her saying "running a little late I'll be there by 8.30 ok?"
I sent one back saying that was ok.
I heard no more from her. When it got to 9.30pm as I was going into work for 11 I sent her a text saying "We agreed 8pm you asked if it was ok to arrive at 8.30 it's now 9.30 so I'll have to cancel"
About an hour later she replies
"So sorry I've let us both down I was really looking forward to seeing you again but I couldn't get a taxi for love nor money"
I know she is a care provider for someone she mentions it in her profile had the delay been down to something like havin an accident or a family crisis I may have swallowed that. BUT "I couldn't get a taxi" or for that matter send a text saying 'I don't think I can keep the appointment' but radio sikence and then a contrite text saying "I couldn't get a taxi" but couldn't be arsed to tell you!

As I said she gives a good servive but what good is that when she can't be bothered to turn up! Well I can't be bothered being pissed about and will look and book elsewhere.
If you want to book her be aware she may turn up late or not at all. It's a shame she's become increasingly unreliable.

[munterhunter]

NO SHOW!
I have known Kelly for some time I've seen her a number of times and previously reviewed her on here. I usually book for her to visit me because the flat she uses for incall isn't that great!
She does give a great service but in the last few months has become unreliable with bookings frequently turning up very late for bookings she's agreed to. I've had words with her before about the quality of her comms.
THIS BOOKING
I sent a text requesting an hour's outcall for 8pm which she agreed to. I put a booking on AW.
At 7.55 I received a text from her saying "running a little late I'll be there by 8.30 ok?"
I sent one back saying that was ok.
I heard no more from her. When it got to 9.30pm as I was going into work for 11 I sent her a text saying "We agreed 8pm you asked if it was ok to arrive at 8.30 it's now 9.30 so I'll have to cancel"
About an hour later she replies
"So sorry I've let us both down I was really looking forward to seeing you again but I couldn't get a taxi for love nor money"
I know she is a care provider for someone she mentions it in her profile had the delay been down to something like havin an accident or a family crisis I may have swallowed that. BUT "I couldn't get a taxi" or for that matter send a text saying 'I don't think I can keep the appointment' but radio sikence and then a contrite text saying "I couldn't get a taxi" but couldn't be arsed to tell you!

As I said she gives a good servive but what good is that when she can't be bothered to turn up! Well I can't be bothered being pissed about and will look and book elsewhere.
If you want to book her be aware she may turn up late or not at all. It's a shame she's become increasingly unreliable.

One other thing to add
When I went to do AW feedback the booking was shown as 'scheduled' so it wouldn't let me do any feedback on previous occasions Kelly had confirmed the booking as soon as I made it.
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[Dick Cheese]

Your not the first to mention her unreliability.It's a shame as I'd like to try her BJ skills but why bother if there's a good chance of being fucked about.

[Jon Boy Jones]

I've seen Kelly quite a few times over the last few years and I suppose I should have reviewed her, although in my defence, my experiences have essentially matched the other positive reviews left by others, so there wasn't much more to add. However, the following points are a general summation of the pros and cons of Kelly, from my own experiences.

There are positive, neutral and negative elements to all my appointments as follows:

Negatives:

Incall location fairly grotty, although safe enough and discreet. There is the smell of fag smoke in there and the bedroom, whilst clean enough is fairly untidy with piles of clothes in the corner. There is also always someone else in the flat, which may well be the person she cares for - I've never seen anyone else but have heard them. It's not been a problem for me but can be a bit off putting.

Kelly's timekeeping is shite - you make a booking for a certain time, arrive on time and message her to say you are there and it can take up to 30 mins waiting in the car before you get the ok. Again, this may have something to do with the other person in the flat but either way it's fucking annoying and sometimes puts undue time pressure on the whole encounter.

Neutral:

Kelly is not unattractive but she is also not a great looker (subjective, I know). She is stick thin with zero tits, but I personally quite like that. I think she advertises her age as 40s but I think 50s is more like it, facially anyway.

Positives:

Excellent DFK
Superb OWO and deepthroat
Loves being licked
Loves being fucked
Tasty pussy and gets very turned on
A friendly and very enthusiastic WG
Good VFM

That just about sums up my experiences.

Regarding the OP - absolutely right to give the red card - no excuses for a no show, especially with such a pathetic excuse.

If admin want to change this (or me to) to a new review, please do so as a positive as these outweigh the negs.

[munterhunter]

Like I said I've known Kelly for a while and when she turns up she gives a great service which I have enjoyed on a number of occasions. However, like John Boy Jones I've agrred a time and waited up to half an hour outside her imcall address while she sorts herself out. It's a disabled guy who lives in the flat and it isn't very clean!
If it's an outcall you have booked it's not so bad because you are in your own home BUT if like me you have a busy lifestyle time is important. When I book someone I try to give as much notice as possible I always get their agreement as to time and duration and then do an AW booking.
The Negative review had nothing to do with her performance in the bedroom. Some may be willing to overlook her apalling time keeping and for a while I've done that. The purpose of this forum is to provide accurate information for the benefit of the members. What they do with it is up to them.

[munterhunter]

An update on Kelly.
Prior to writing this review l'd had words with her about timekeeping on bookings and delays in turning up. This "performance" for me was the final straw. As I've said she gives a good service but what good is that when she doesn't trun up?
I made it clear by text that I was unhappy with her. She asked for "one more chance" I replied "no I'll look elsewhere"
Yesterday I received a message "Happy New Year are you horny would you like me to visit?"
No I fuckin don't!
Not sure where she got the idea after fuckin me about on several occasions that I'd remotely be interested in getting on that merry go round again!
I've had a couple of unsolicited messages from her before asking if I want to "get together for some sexy fun"
Been punting for years I don't really expect messages about meetings. I'll decide if and when I want to meet message the lady and ask if she's free and go from there.
I'm not sure what's going on with Kelly has she lost the plot or is she so desperate for bookings that she thinks it's a good idea to try and drum up business from punters she's seen before?
Admittedly I've had some good punts with her in the past and if you are prepared to put up with her atrocious time keeping then fair play to you. This is an easy problem for me to solve blacklisted her number in my phone contacts and also her profike on AW. Just posting this to say you may be getting texts asking for bookings from her

[Jon Boy Jones]

I've never had unsolicited texts from her but have had messages via AW asking if I want to arrange a booking with her, and I even found that a bit pushy and off putting.

I'll see her again when the mood takes me as she is a good shag and gives a great BJ.

[munterhunter]

I've had both texts and AW messages. As you say it's pushy. I have to be honest having told her I'd had enough after the no show I was shocked to hear from her again and when she was chasing after another booking WTF???As you say she's a decent shag but hoestly I can't be arsed with her any more. There are other WGs out there who don't fuck about they agree a booking turn up on time give a good service and you don't hear from them till you contact them to arrange another booking!

[One Eyed Snake]

You’d think she’d sort herself out regarding her timekeeping, I’ve seen her ,ok her service is half decent but her looks and body is like a drug infested street tart. There’s a lot better girls out there for same money, her place was a shit hole and yes there was definitely someone in next room, Fuck her off let her bank account dry up. She deserves it.

[munterhunter]

You’d think she’d sort herself out regarding her timekeeping, I’ve seen her ,ok her service is half decent but her looks and body is like a drug infested street tart. There’s a lot better girls out there for same money, her place was a shit hole and yes there was definitely someone in next room, Fuck her off let her bank account dry up. She deserves it.

I agree. There have been a number of complaints about her comms and timekeeping so you'd think she'd make an effort to sort herself out. I've not seen a "drug riddled street girl" so I can't make a comparison. I don't think she does drugs I know she has a spine curvature problem. Personally I'd rate her service as good I was a fairly regular client for a while. I just got pissed off by her unpredictability..if she carries on the way she is then I think the bookings and the money wiil dry up!

[Thecunninglinguist]

I've seen Kelly a few times and l agree with others who have had good service. Although l have had to wait a while on a couple of occasions. However, she is well over an hours drive for me, so if reliability has become worse l won't be chancing the trip again. Thanks guys, forewarned is forearmed.

[munterhunter]

Just teceived a text from Kelly referring to the "messages on UK Punting" I'm assuming she means this thread! She referrs to ' sad smelly fat old men'  She may mean me but I'm 5ft 10 and weigh 12 stone so I'm not fat not am I smelly unless you don't like the smell of shower gel and Hugo Boss which is what I usually wear! I admit to be being old however I don't mislead people about my age.
Clearly she's not happy about what I've said on here but I stand by what I have said I haven't been insulting or derogatory in what I've said I've simply been accurate. She does promise " not to contact" me again I hope she delivers on that promise. She ends by saying "god help the next girl yoy see" well there have been several all who know how the game is played all who have left positive feedback and have been left positive feedback by me. None of them have made random contact touting for business. As far as I'm aware if you are not a member of this forum you don't get access to the content so I'm making a guess that someone who is a member has made her aware of these posts.... I'd like to think she'd take notice and sort herself out but it seems she'd rather blame orhers for her failings!

[Jonestown]

The lady herself:-

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[John the Sextist]

Just teceived a text from Kelly referring to the "messages on UK Punting" I'm assuming she means this thread! She referrs to ' sad smelly fat old men'  She may mean me but I'm 5ft 10 and weigh 12 stone so I'm not fat not am I smelly unless you don't like the smell of shower gel and Hugo Boss which is what I usually wear! I admit to be being old however I don't mislead people about my age.
Clearly she's not happy about what I've said on here but I stand by what I have said I haven't been insulting or derogatory in what I've said I've simply been accurate. She does promise " not to contact" me again I hope she delivers on that promise. She ends by saying "god help the next girl yoy see" well there have been several all who know how the game is played all who have left positive feedback and have been left positive feedback by me. None of them have made random contact touting for business. As far as I'm aware if you are not a member of this forum you don't get access to the content so I'm making a guess that someone who is a member has made her aware of these posts.... I'd like to think she'd take notice and sort herself out but it seems she'd rather blame orhers for her failings!

You don't have to justify yourself in this matter, at the end of the day we review SP's on this forum based on the quality and delivery of services and this includes a whole lot more than just being fucked.

A negative review based on these circumstances cannot be contested and the reason she is challenging with nasty comments is because she is what she is, just a whore and someone you could never trust.

Plenty more to move onto

 

[munterhunter]

You don't have to justify yourself in this matter, at the end of the day we review SP's on this forum based on the quality and delivery of services and this includes a whole lot more than just being fucked.

A negative review based on these circumstances cannot be contested and the reason she is challenging with nasty comments is because she is what she is, just a whore and someone you could never trust.

Plenty more to move onto

 

I accept what you say. The purpose of this post was to illustrate exactly what she is and to make the point that,as I don't think she's a member on here, someone who is has shown her the posts on the thread. Like I indicated in the original post I haven't said anything I didn't tell her when I fucked her off for messing me about. So I'm not too bothered that she's been shown this thread but wonder about the motive of whoever told her about it.As you rightly say..plenty more to go at and on that note there will be a couple more reviews in the near future