Laura_top_rimming_bj, Barbican (now Bristol)

[adrianm758]

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I saw this woman around February. She’s been reviewed a lot already so I’m probably not adding very much. It’s a small studio flat near the Barbican. She does what she advertises, which is a decent massage followed by extensive rimming and a CIM blowjob. Took a lot of work on her part for me to cum so the blowjob can’t have been that much to my liking.

She’s quite old in the face now but a fit body. What others have said about her temper is true though. She kept telling me off for clenching my but during rimming, and even threatened to not continue. It kind of spoils the session. I won’t be going again, but Don’t want to put others off trying necessarily.

[Anallover6969]

Now showing as in Bristol

[tantraman]

She’s quite old in the face now but a fit body.

Photos collected here

[whoya.kiddin]

Honestly I think this nutcase has a borderline personality disorder.  I found her extraordinarily querrilous and argumentative.  I tried writing a review of our meeting and failed.  If you can get past the attitude she gives a good hour, but good luck getting past the attitude.

[LLPunting]

Honestly I think this nutcase has a borderline personality disorder.  I found her extraordinarily querrilous and argumentative.  I tried writing a review of our meeting and failed.  If you can get past the attitude she gives a good hour, but good luck getting past the attitude.

Props for using "querulous" in a comment about an SP.   
What would UKP be like if we all wrote with Stephen Fry's fluency?  Finnn?  KT?

[mr_alias]

I would like to chime in here and agree, she's a nutter.

Tried to arrange an appointment. Tentatively agreed without confirming the time so I made my way there anyway and hung around nearby. The phone went dead. I didn't take this badly as I had to be in the area anyway. What pissed me off was the next day, I finally got replies to my text accusing me of being a time waster. I literally called her a nutjob and left it at that.

[Dan Dastardly]

I saw this woman in Cardiff 4 or 5 years ago when I was late fifties but in pretty good nick. She looked at me and said ‘ I don’t usually see guys as old as you ‘ cheeky cow! Service was pretty good although I would agree she is slightly deranged

[smithy99927]

I saw Laura about 5 months ago when she was at the Barbican. I booked 90 mins for £160 and had a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Its amazing how much value there is in a £5 bunch of flowers out of the local Tesco's. It was my first visit to her and after about 45 mins of massage she moved on to rimming, bj, RO and eventually cim. I am really looking forward to seeing her again.

[whoya.kiddin]

Props for using "querulous" in a comment about an SP.   
What would UKP be like if we all wrote with Stephen Fry's fluency?  Finnn?  KT?

Autocorrect has saved my career many times. The real problem here is an SP whose "deal" is being rude to punters.  I think the idea of taking a bunch of flowers to a punt is bizarre.

I would like to chime in here and agree, she's a nutter.

Tried to arrange an appointment. Tentatively agreed without confirming the time so I made my way there anyway and hung around nearby. The phone went dead. I didn't take this badly as I had to be in the area anyway. What pissed me off was the next day, I finally got replies to my text accusing me of being a time waster. I literally called her a nutjob and left it at that.

Her communication is particularly flaky.  I suspect she is one of those that types a message without realising she has not sent it.  This aborted a meeting before I successfully booked her.