Author Topic: Ciociolina90 Portsmouth TOFTT  (Read 3939 times)


6 review(s) for Ruby Horny Lady (1 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline ReginaldPerrin

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Paid £60 for 30 minutes
Went to Portsmouth on the train. Made time for a punt. No reviews so TOFTT.

Comms: Very good. All will become clear later. Called but phone diverted. Then txt messages guided me in.

Venue: 2 mins from the central station. Right near the main shops. 1st floor flat run by Rom pimp I suspect. Enter into a lounge and escorted into a back room.

Looks: pictures look photoshopped. Could be the girl but difficult to tell. No face shots. Certainly not glamour model but ok. Nice enough face. Small tits.

Meeting: This is where it went downhill. Not interested at all. No foreplay. Condom on in 30 secs. Tried to slow down. No joy. On phone constantly. Probably texting mates and other punts. She insisted on sex. Went down on her for 5 mins. Her still on phone. Sex in 3 positions. Her on phone. Funny doing doggy with her on phone.
Mosh and held out then whoosh.

She helped to clean up a little. Dressed and left.

Overall: no interest. On phone the whole time. No FK K DFK touching fingering or anything else. Not even worth a pump and dump. Typical Rom poor VFM. Save your money.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2018, 10:03:42 pm by ReginaldPerrin »

Offline Derrick101

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And that's a positive ?  :unknown:

Edit : Changed to negative as I posted
« Last Edit: July 27, 2018, 10:04:36 pm by Derrick101 »

Offline ReginaldPerrin

Yes sorry iPhone tricky to work😎 deffo negative

Offline Chooser

Well well - quelle surprise! Another stunning performance by a Roma swamp donkey. Just exclude them from your A/W searches ffs.  :dash:  :dash:

Offline DrConners

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As above - Cheers for taking the time to write up a review anyway RP - The only positive is anyone reading it will think "Fuck that!" (not literally though  ;) ) about her shit service & her business will dwindle.

Can you clarify something for me - her profile states :

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Dress Size:    4 - Height: 3'8"

Did you in fact have sex with a midget !!!????  :scare:   :sarcastic:

(I'm guessing it's a typo but thought I'd check - Sergie educated to the heights of a Sunday Sport journalist)


Offline ReginaldPerrin

Not a midget. Typo I would say she was 5ft 8 so quite tall. Dress size 10 I would say.
It would not take much to provide a reasonable service.
Looks like they get moved about a lot.

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Not a midget. Typo I would say she was 5ft 8 so quite tall. Dress size 10 I would say.
It would not take much to provide a reasonable service.
Looks like they get moved about a lot.

As I suspected & thanks for the clarification - One for all to AVOID!!

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Offline Vice Admiral

Ciociolina's back in Portsmouth.  I did give her a few seconds' thought until I read Reginald's review – although it has to be said that the pics currently on the profile clearly aren't the pics that were on the profile at the time Reggie saw her.  (And I bet whoever opens the door doesn't look anything like the girl in the current photos...)

Incidentally I note from her interview that she's still 3' 8".  You'd think she might have grown a bit over the past 18 months.

Whatever else you may say about Ciociolina, however, you can't fault her for the amount of thought she put into answering her interview questions comprehensively and honestly:–

Will you do overnight bookings?   Yes
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?   Yes yes
What sort of men turn you on?   Yes
What sort of women turn you on?   Yes
What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?   Yes
What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)   Yes
Where would you most like to have sex?   Yes
What is your favourite sexual position?   69
What is your second favourite sexual position?   69
The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?   Pussy
Describe the experience (when and where)?   I have very good experienta [You can't knock a girl who has a "very good experienta"...]
How often do you masturbate?   Yes
What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?   Oral
When is your libido at its highest?   Yes


« Last Edit: January 09, 2020, 05:11:09 pm by Vice Admiral »

Offline ReginaldPerrin

From memory the pictures are her. The feedback on her profile all looks fake to me. You can tell because there are too many feedbacks daily and the guys all get glowing reports back it just does not look right to me. It was probably my 2nd worst face to face punt.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2020, 06:39:35 pm by ReginaldPerrin »

Offline Lema

Romanian bitch  :thumbsdown: what else would you expect  :unknown:

Offline jezzab220

Agreed i met her about 6 months back.  Fab looks and figure of model proportions
but probably one of my worst as well and there have been several.

Offline Yelowman

Thanks for the post and I’m not surprised. We drowning in Roms and the majority of the time the posts are negative. I see a rom profile and I move on