Shabnam - Ilford

[lovebigboobz]

Hello all,

Long time lurker but this is my first review.


My usual meets have always consisted of sensual massage with hand relief.


Here’s the girl I met last week: I can confirm that pictures i've uploaded are defintely her. few of the photos in the vivastreet profile are not.


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Here's her exctract from the ad just in case link above gets deleted:

Hi my name is Shabnam I am 22years old ..

I am Pakistani and can speak Hindi Urdu and Punjabi..

I am a size 10-12 with 36ffchest ... i would describe my self as princess jasmine with beautiful long brown hair ... I am lovely and horny ... love kissing and cuddling guarantee 5* service ...
I have shalwar kameez saris and different outfits AVALIABLE

A levels provided

100% GENUINE FULL BRITISH PAKISTANI


She usually advertises on vivastreet but if you do a number search there are other websites.  I can confirm that other websites the girl in the photo is not of her.


I’m a sucker for big boobs, no pun intended so when I saw the whatsapp pic of Shabnam, I just had to meet her.


The responses in text messages are pretty fast and was able to arrange meeting within the hour.   I asked for half hour which is £90, I know expensive.  I asked if there was a shower which I was told that I had to do within the half hour. This is a first for me as with my previous meets I always showered after the session but I just couldn't get those boobs out of my head.


So on day of meeting, I asked if she showers before each client to which she said yes. I asked if she can wear read lipstick for me.


location is in Ilford, about 5 minutes walk away from the station but it appears she works from Docklands in Canary Wharf too.


Anyway, so called from outside of the flat, and she let me in and asked me to go the second floor.  I noticed CCTV in the stairs in the on both of the floors.  So I got to the top, and there were 4 doors and she came out of one and let me.


When I saw her, looking back, I should have just left but at the same time, I can see her boobs literally busting out of her shirt.  They are definitely 36FF as advertised.


Facially, I’d give her 4 out 10 so not great.. No red lipstick, no make-up, looked like she just woken up or absolutely fed up of life...no smile...no nothing...I’m still thinking about the boobs.


I asked if I can use the toilet quickly, "you need to pay first" was the reply....still don’t know why I didn't leave.  oh yeah, the boobs.


So I undressed and got into bed. she also undressed...no bum, completely flat, no hips, completely straight.. The only good thing were her boobs...they are probably in my top 5 in my list.  She also didn’t have a shower…..

She opened condom and I said  "I’m not after sex", "oh it's for the pre-cum"...in  my head, I was thinking...WTAF.....anyway, she put it on the told fella and laid on my stomach ready for a massage.


All of a sudden, I feel something really cold on my back, I asked her what it was...she said it was a cold massage...I have had anything massages to know no such exists. So asked her does it come in a packet and what exactly is it. she said it was slime....as in slime kids play with....I said I didn't' want it.. at this point I just wanted it all over an done with.


So she started the massage if you want to call it that.. It was more like the tips of her fingers just going over my body like a feather.  Didn't enjoy one bit of it.  There was no music. I tried my best to talk and make small conversation but all I got was 1 word replies. 


I then asked her to lay on her back..I sucked her boobs for a bit and fingered her but there was no reaction..I mean nothing.....it was like trying to turn on a piece of timber or trying to start a fire with water....then all of a sudden "20 Minutes" I hear from a female voice from the hallway....I said to her you may as well finish me off.....She got on top and started to give me a hand job with the condom on  . It was the worst hand job ever.. I asked her to play with my balls which I wish hadn't  as i had to tell her not to squeeze so hard..... after I came, at that moment "times up" came the voice again from the hallway. I got dressed and left.


A truly awful experience.  I should have just knocked one out at the comfort of my own home.


The ad says she's 22 years old British Pakistani....British and Pakistani she definitely is but I’d say she's in her late 20s.

face like thunder, no enthusiasm whatsoever.


The 2 numbers she uses are 07961585323 and 07506149930

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[pelvic thrust overdrive]

You'd think that if your gonna pay £90 for 30mins, you'd get a decent service. Was her bum proper ironing board flat OP?

[Henry Hoover]

Sounds pretty grim!

Interested to know who else is in the top 5 best boobs ;-)

[lovebigboobz]

Yes, we are talking proper ironing board. No curves whatsoever.

Henry, top 5 include 2 who have stopped working unfortunately but here's one of them.
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Ill write a proper review later but an amazingly sweet girl. Standing at around 5.9". So eager to please. She let me stay longer than booked. Could have stayed longer but I needed to leave as car parking meter was going to run out of time.

[peter purves]

Sorry to hear mate  but cheers for the review and warning  .

[James]

new profile and her friend
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[Chattymatty88]

You'd think that if your gonna pay £90 for 30mins, you'd get a decent service. Was her bum proper ironing board flat OP?

mate that’s a huge pair of tits surely you got a tit wank ? Was it good might try her out ..

[sparkus]

The nips are too big for me, otherwise I'd just go for titwank and COB HE as they are impressive.

She does look like a 'civvy' I met on app before, right age, part of the world, ethnicity and size.  I didn't get to properly disrobe but she did say to me "I have to warn you, I have no arse!"