Author Topic: Hotdark Lymm  (Read 3323 times)


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Offline OakTree

1 hour in-call @£180

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I met Hot and Dark (Belle) at a hotel in Lymm. It’s the usual one that is used by WGs round there. Normally I wouldn’t say that was an issue but she advertises herself as a "Prestigious high class escort" and for the sort of money she’s charging, a services on the motor way is not I would call a good build up to something prestigious. The room was adequate but shabby. I think she really needs to consider that. That said, I did go there with the knowledge it was going to be there so that’s one down to me.

Comms were done by text the previous evening and confirmation text in the morning, no issues.

First impressions of her were that she’s a fairly good looking woman although she has that androgynous look many women seem to have nowadays due to lip fillers etc and quite heavily applied make up. Her hair looked to be thrown up in a quick random type fashion. Age wise, Late thirties to nudging forty I guessed. She told me later she’s actually 37. Her pics pretty much show her as she is. Unfortunately she was covered in badly applied false tan. The room was in semi darkness but I could see how bad it was all the same. It looked like it had been put on in a rush. It was a total mess to be honest and was all over hands too. That aside, she’s very chatty and bright and cheerful.

Dealt with the usuals, cash and shower and then breezed back into the room drying myself off. We kicked off straight away and she was soon fully naked. Good slender body with surprisingly rather soft large boobs. I say surprisingly as I’m assuming they’re false, they just felt very natural. Body-wise she’s slender but not what I would call toned. She’s just lucky in her body frame I guess. Overall though a fairly good looking woman.

The sex was very good. Full on kissing, OWO, RO, 69, fingers were allowed and fucking in all sorts of positions. She seems to genuinely get into it and it felt very fuck-buddy, lover type of sex. The down side though was she wasn’t very fresh down below. It didn’t reek or anything like that but she certainly wasn’t fresh. I suspected she doesn’t bother showering in-between clients and this was confirmed after I’d had a post fuck shower. As I came out the bathroom she was dressed back in the attire she greeted me in and was re-applying makeup. To top it off as I was getting dressed an alarm on her phone went off.

To sum up.

Pros.
She’s a fairly sexy looking woman with a good body and the sex is good.

Cons.
Little preparation. Not showered, hair just thrown up. Badly applied tan. Clock watching via alarm. Not what I would call a £180 prestigious experience.

As walked back to the car I really could of kicked myself. I had considered booking someone who I’d seen a few weeks before and had an excellent time with and was cheaper but I thought no, go for someone different. That was a mistake. A world apart from the two although very similar in the services and sex. One working from a decent hotel and had obviously put effort into her appearance and was very clean and fresh. The other? Totally the opposite and couldn’t careless. You live and learn.

Offline freeze44

Cheers for the review and as you say for that money should get quality all round!!

Offline Kool Keef

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Good review, was considering this one but the poor hygiene is inexcusable especially when you take what she's charging into account.
I'll be swerving her now  :hi:
2 reds in one day

I've had that post punt pissed off feeling myself a few times, when beforehand you're in 2 minds whether to go with a tried & tested fave or see someone new, you go for the latter & it goes shit  :dash:
You're then angry with yourself cos if you'd have gone with the tried & tested you know you'd have had a much better time......of course the opposite can happen & the new girl can turn out to be a gem.  :unknown:

It's the game we're in, some you win, some you lose.
Onto the next one mate.

Offline OakTree

Good review, was considering this one but the poor hygiene is inexcusable especially when you take what she's charging into account.
I'll be swerving her now  :hi:
2 reds in one day

I've had that post punt pissed off feeling myself a few times, when beforehand you're in 2 minds whether to go with a tried & tested fave or see someone new, you go for the latter & it goes shit  :dash:
You're then angry with yourself cos if you'd have gone with the tried & tested you know you'd have had a much better time......of course the opposite can happen & the new girl can turn out to be a gem.  :unknown:

It's the game we're in, some you win, some you lose.
Onto the next one mate.


Yep, It's the way it goes.

Unfortunately I think this one is just grabbing the cash.

Offline Moby Dick

Thanks for the review.

I just can’t get past the price.

And if I did, the fake face and tan would kill it for me.
I like a dark lass, but must have natural skin tones.

My concern is, if she thinks she is a prestige escort (3 red, 3 green) charging £180/hr from a whoretel in Lymm then what are the better lasses at £50/hr less gunna do.

The end is nigh

« Last Edit: January 04, 2020, 11:01:19 am by Moby Dick »

Offline OakTree

Thanks for the review.

I just can’t get past the price.

And if I did, the fake face and tan would kill it for me.
I like a dark lass, but must have natural skin tones.

My concern is, if she thinks she is a prestige escort (3 red, 3 green) charging £180/hr from a whoretel in Lymm then what are the better lasses at £50/hr less gunna do.

The end is nigh

She is being called out on it though Moby. It's red after red with her lately.


Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

2 reds in one day and all from pretty recently, final  nail for me i wont be seeing this lady, 180 imo is a crazy price and not fresh is just not worth the gamble!

Sorry you had a poor punt oaktree, your last paragraph really really resonates with how im feeling about punting atm, ie tried an tested i have so manybgood options, why do i need the risk

Maybe a tried an tested lady is a definate next for you

Offline flame1666

Cheers for heads up. Taken off my HL.

Offline Drayki

She’s obviously let herself go, money’s gone to her head  :dash:

Shame really as she’s a decent fuck, and I know she’s has some serious issues


Offline betraws

I know she’s has some serious issues
Yeah she has, and for the hour I paid £180 for, 45 mins of it was finding them out.

I'm not inhumane and I hope she gets better, but not fair on punters.

Offline OakTree

Yeah she has, and for the hour I paid £180 for, 45 mins of it was finding them out.

I'm not inhumane and I hope she gets better, but not fair on punters.

I’m assuming she’s desperate for cash at the moment.

Offline Edward Trotter

I’m assuming she’s desperate for cash at the moment.

If she was that desperate for cash she could perhaps sell some of her houses? :rolleyes: